MONDAY, AUGUST 17, 2015

Edjumacation in America

• As students return to school, Obama Supporters in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2012.
• Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 3, 2015 in only “78” more days (and on November 8, 2016 in only “449” more days) keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.
• Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous DemoCRATS.
• School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote for Obama’s Disingenuous DemocRATS. 
• The National Education Association still wants teachers to blame America for Murdering Muslim terrorist attacks on September 11 during Ramadan.
• Public “Education” has become indoctrination and distraction. You can watch that video here.

• Failed Public School Systems want voters to pass Diversity Tax Hikes, so they can piss away more over-taxed payers’ money down public education rat holes.
• Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says despite concerns about the economy, most Americans with school age children will wind up spending more money getting them ready for school than they did a year ago. The majority of adults believe parents should have choices about the children’s schools. Voters still don’t believe U.S. schools are producing the kind of graduates needed for this country to remain competitive with the rest of the world. 69% think U.S. public schools don’t provide a world-class education. Few Americans give U.S. Public Education positive marks. Most Americans favor more school spending until the price tag is attached. And 54% say most school textbooks are more concerned with Political Correctness than Accuracy.
• And teachers are once again totally prepared to spew their noxious notions and promote their liberal agenda as they indoctrinate your children.

Here Are Just a Few Examples:

• Your self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.
• When something bad happens to you, it’s always someone else’s fault.
• There is no Debt Crisis, only a school funding crisis.
• When you grow up, the government will guarantee you a job that’s fun. Other people must support you, if you don’t feel like working.
• Barack Hussein Obama is the greatest president in history and Al Gore invented the Internet.
• George W. Bush was an incompetent war-monger who could never be trusted, and he is still to blame for all of our country’s economic problems.
• All money belongs to the government.
• Rich people don’t pay enough taxes.
• All DemocRATS are kind and good, while all Republicans want to kill your grandmother.
• Free condoms should always be available at the school nurse’s office.
• Guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat than nuclear weapons in the hands of Saddam Hussein.
• The AIDS virus is spread by a lack of over-taxed payers’ money.
• You must be against capital punishment but for abortion. In short, you must support protecting the guilty and killing the innocent.
• The job of the news media is to attack right-wing racist extremists and protect all liberals.
• All trial lawyers are selfless heroes and all doctors are overpaid.
• Businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.
• Only Republican CEOs and Members of Congress are crooks.
• Gender roles are right-wing propaganda, but being homosexual is perfectly natural.
• Global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in climate, than by yuppies driving SUVs.
• The NRA is bad, because it stands up for the bad parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it stands up for the good parts of the Constitution.
• Rosa Parks, Cesar Chavez, Gloria Steinem, and Cindy Sheehan are more important to American history than George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, or Benjamin Franklin.
• Thomas Jefferson fathered an illegitimate black child.
• Presidents Harding, Roosevelt, Kennedy, and Johnson were guilty of infidelity and were not punished while in office.
• The only reason socialism hasn’t worked anywhere it’s been tried is because the right people haven’t been in charge.
• You should never ask why your teacher’s children attend private schools.
• Attending schools with a “Redskins” mascot will make you a racist.
• Anytime somebody says something you don’t like, the other person must stop.
• Ebonics means lazy Black people can spell words any way they want.
• Forget Cursive. It’s too damn hard.
• If you play sports, you won’t need good grades.
• You have the right to free health care.
• The purpose of a tax cut is to increase over-taxed payers’ money for teachers’ salaries.
• There is no place in school for the Ten Commandment and you don’t have to say the Pledge of Allegiance out loud.
• When you grow up, you’ll have the right to a new car, a nice house, big-screen TV, DVD player, or anything else you want.
• When you grow up, the government guarantees you’ll be happy.
• It’s OK for children in middle school to have oral sex, because President Clinton did it.

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