SUNDAY, AUGUST 16, 2015

Your Whistleblower Week in Review

MONDAY (AUGUST 10), in our Special “Campaign Comedy” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s the Shtick, Stupid!”

In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said “Put the Right Slant on the News!”

In Our “Political Entertaininment” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Looking For a More Entertaining Format!”

And in our “Body Cam Video Update,” The Blower said, “We’re Putting Body Cams Where They Really Belong!”

TUESDAY (AUGUST 11), in our Special “Clueless Comebacks” E-dition, The Blower said, “Critics’ Comments Net More Publicity For Trump!”

In “Racial Division Update” E-dition, The Blower said “It’s More Mid-Summer Madness!”

In our “Honoring the Military” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Something Most of Us Forget to Do Every Day!”

And in our “#BlackTicketsMatter” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s More Fake Outrage for the Liberal Agenda!”

WEDNESDAY (AUGUST 12), in our Special “It Was Only A Joke” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t You Know a Joke When You Hear It?”

In our “Creative Campaigns” E-dition, The Blower asked, “We’re Looking For More Imaginative Innovations!”

In our “Politically Correct Cover-up” E-dition, The Blower said, “Pervert Politician Protected!”

And in our “Bluegrass Battles” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Trying to Make Kentucky Relevant!”

THURSDAY (AUGUST 13), in Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

In our “Rioters, Looters, and Rodeo Clowns” E-dition, The Blower said “Name Three Things For Which Missouri Is Famous!”

In our Explaining “The Liberal Agenda” E-dition, The Blower said, “Simply Put, It’s Everything We hate!”

And in our “Stupid Streetcar Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “More Fake Streetcar News!”

FRIDAY (AUGUST 14) in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower reported Hurley the Historian said on Saturday’s date in 1945 Japan surrendered to end WWII in the Pacific and our Victory over Japan was celebrated as “VJ Day,” which is why our Quote for Today Committee chose then President Harry S. Truman’s “The atom bomb was no ‘great decision.’ It was merely another powerful weapon in the arsenal of righteousness.”

These days, it’s hard to believe the Historic Hypocrisy of the Obama Administration’s non-stop criticism of Israel for bombing terrorists in Gaza (who have sworn to kill innocent civilians in Israel) while American planes were bombing ISIS terrorists to prevent the same genocide in Obama’s New War in Iraq. We were disappointed at Obama’s hypocrisy, but cynically speaking, we were also hardly surprised.

Meanwhile, we’re really surprised ISIS hasn’t shown the world photos of all those innocent children Obama’s drones and aircraft have killed, instead of all those innocent civilians the terrorists have beheaded.

In our “Friday Frolics” E-dition, The Blower said, “OK, now you can say “TGIF!”

In our “Law and Disorder Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “And Cincinnati’s Crime Rate Continues to Rise!”

And in our Official “Seafood Festival” E-dition, The Blower said, “All The Raw Squid You Can Eat!”

SATURDAY (AUGUST 15) in our Special “VJ DAY Anniversary” E-dition, The Blower said, “Is it still OK to call them “Japs” today?”

In our “More Media Exploitation” E-dition, The Blower said, “They Now Have A New White Male Victim to Persecute!”

In our “Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-dition, The Blower said, “Imagine the outrage if somebody suggested a “White Family Reunion!”