THURSDAY, AUGUST 13, 2015

More Mayhem in Missouri

Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence was really a blazing success on Wednesday. #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap DemocRAT-endorsed hate mongers continued their rioting and looting in Ferguson, Missouri while officials announced the state of emergency would continue for at least another 24 hours, and a Missouri Teacher was suspended for criticizing #BLDMC Protesters.  

The Blower remembers the good old days in the Show-Me-State. It was  the second week in August 2013 when Obama Supporters in the Press also focused all their attention on Mayhem in Missouri, and The Blower published its Special “New National Crisis” Edition.  America was just beginning a National Dialogue on Rodeo Clowns, because just when you thought Lunatic Liberals couldn’t find anything new to act outraged about, they’d found something completely new to pretend to be angry about. That Monday, all those Liberal Operatives you saw on TV were livid. Obama Administration Paid Liars were irate. Dervish DemocRAT Pundits Spinning to the Left were out of control. Dishonest DemocRAT Public Officials were totally enraged. Progressive Reporters were aghast. Campaign Weasels and Party Hacks were furious. Left Wing Political Strategists and Consultants were over-the-top, and the usual Roster of Race-Baiters were playing the Race Card, just to get their names in the news.

Obviously, the incident was no big deal, not with all the real problems facing the nation or that long list of Obama’s “Not So Phony” scandals that kept growing during those days. But our Legions of Liberals were certainly trying to make it seem that way, after a rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild when the announcer asked if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.”

          Disingenuous DemocRAT Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill and Congressman William Lacy Clay showed their own “Ugly Faces of Intolerance” when they stampeded to the nearest microphones to condemn that rodeo clown with statements like this: “I am amazed that in 2013, such hatred, intolerance and disrespect towards the President of the United States could take place at the Missouri State Fair. Our fair is supposed to showcase the best of Missouri, instead, it showed an ugly face of intolerance and ignorance to the world.”

Liberal Bloggers in Their Mother’s Basements were in high dudgeon indeed, because as everybody knows, those same Liberals never had anything but the most respectful things to say about former President George W. Bush when he was in office, except perhaps that time in 1994 when Douglas A. Campbell, a writer for the Philadelphia Inquirer chronicled a Rodeo Clown Wearing a Bush Mask when no outrage ensued. Then there were only about a million other pictures you saw of protesters wearing Bush and Cheney masks when Dubya was in office.

          Let’s face it: only Obama masks are “intolerant,” “hateful,” and “disrespectful,” because they sell the Liberals’ Racist America Agenda.

Thankfully, a long national nightmare was averted, because the Missouri State Fair imposed a “lifetime ban” on the Rodeo Clown Who Wore A Obama Mask and the President of the Missouri Rodeo Cowboy Association resigned. But Rodeo Clowns Who Wear Obama Masks were then added to the Items of Effrontery on the Liberal Agenda along with Amnesty for Future DemocRATS, ObamaScare, Abortion, Sodomy Rites, G-uncontrol, and Let’s Not Hurt the Feelings of All Those Murdering Muslims Who Want to Destroy America.