SUNDAY, AUGUST 9, 2015
More Politics Unusual
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says after the American President TV Game Show this past week, some voters may have changed their minds about some of the Republican candidates. A number of them are looking at Carly Fiorina and Ben Carson in different lights now, and others think Donald Trump may have shown his true colors. A new set of 2016 presidential polls will be coming out at some point this week, and it will be interesting to see who is on top. John Kasich’s supporters are hoping the Ohio Governor is still number ten, especially after Kasich’s “touching answer on gay marriage” made it look like he was angling for the VP slot on a Rob Portman ticket.
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Tonight is the first Republican debate over on Fox News. The moderator, Chris Wallace, said there’s ‘so doggone many’ candidates, and that he planned on asking them some ‘doozies.’ He would’ve said more but he had to go back to the soda shop he works at in 1954.” Conan O’Brien said, “Donald Trump said prior to the debate that he wants to be very civil. He said that instead of referring to all Hispanics as criminals, he’ll call them criminal Americans.” And Seth Meyers said, Tonight was the first Republican primary debate. If you missed it, just imagine your uncle at Thanksgiving dinner, and then multiply by 10.”
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1969, former Cincinnatian Charlie Manson and his “family” went on a killing spree in Hollywood.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Charlie’s quote: “Did I kill anyone?” You might’ve seen that story in a made-for-TV movie. According to Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters AND our Feckless Fishwrappers, Manson’s “Helter-Skelter crimes were almost as heinous as the Sam DuBose shooting.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #227 says you should quote the wisdom of Al “All-American” Gore, like when he said “Who are these people?” (To a tour guide at Monticello after seeing busts of George Washington and Ben Franklin.)
JOHN GALT says, “I started my life with a single absolute: that the world was mine to shape in the image of my highest values and never to be given up to a lesser standard, no matter how long or hard the struggle.”
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “Fountain Square Frolics,” our Patronage County Commissioners were recalling last year’s Fabulous News Coverage promoting the Gay Agenda during the Attack on Marriage Hearing at the Federal Courthouse in Cincinnati: This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
NOW HERE’S ANOTHER TIMELY POEM FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: August is a month for vacations and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell.
Ode to August
They’re called the “Dog Days of Summer”
Perhaps the name is right.
But when the name is action
To the cats belong the night.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says if gouging customers $7.50-per-phone line for a so-called “Federal Subscriber Line Charge” is such a great idea, along with a FCC Regulatory Fee, Federal Universal Service Fund charge, a state TRS Recovery Fee, and a Federal Regulator Fee, why isn’t Warner Cable Business Class telling people about it in all their commercials on TV?
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES reports Media stocks tanked this week, people buzzed about a possible (but unlikely) Twitter takeover by Google, Sprint’s earnings report didn’t go so well and you can read more bad news HERE.
FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and Dumbed-Down DemocRATS really scored big with a FREE “I Voted for Obama” Sticker if they would admit they were glad Obama was President right now instead of one of those ten fools on stage at that so-called Republican Presidential Candidates Debate in Cleveland.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
AND AT THURSDAY MORNING’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane told political insiders that any one of those seventeen Republican candidates on stage in Cleveland would make a better president than all of the Dishonest DemocRATS candidates combined, and Thursday night, Florida Senator Marco Rubio said, “God has blessed us with some very good candidates. The DemocRATS can’t even find one.” Obviously, one of Senator Rubio’s speechwriters is a Blower reader.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”
MONDAY (AUGUST 10) we’ll checking our Counter at the lower right-hand corner of The Blower’s web page to see if Donald Trump has insulted anybody by our nor deadline, while we’re continuing to count down the 528 Days of Dishonesty for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TUESDAY (AUGUST 11) The Blower will be looking to see the latest Politically Correct Propaganda being passed off as news, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will try to come up with a few politically incorrect responses.
WEDNESDAY, (AUGUST 12) we’ll be checking to see if any of those 17 Republican Presidential Candidates have dropped out after seeing the latest polls.
THURSDAY (AUGUST 13) we’ll be scarfing down shrimp at the 28th Great Inland Seafood Festival beginning tonight on the banks of the Ohio River in Newport Kentucky.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (AUGUST 14) LIMERICK IS: “When Obama went to Nantucket.”
AND SATURDAY (AUGUST 15), will be our “VJ Anniversary” E-dition, while everybody’s wondering if it’s still politically incorrect to call them Japs.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio Governor John Kasich, waiting to see what kind of endorsement our 2016 Presidential Candidate gets from Mitt Romney this time. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows Kasich being very cautious.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
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Donald Trump’s 757
(Sent in by Our Pistol Packing Sensuous Granny Jeanie Peter, [101 Friends, 14 Mutual Friends, including Al Peter and Russ Jackson], who says at least Donald Trump won’t need Air Force One.)
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