Saturday, AUGUST 8, 2015

Leadership on Leave

OBAMA’S SIXTH MARTHA’S VINEYARD FAMILY VACATION:  Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus reports this year, Obama says he’ll have no trouble losing his War on ISIS and defending his Dumbed-Down Deal with Iran during his extended 16-day sojourn in Martha’s Vineyard, the island destination of the wealthy and well-connected American elite. After all, he’s taking his phone and his pen with him.

TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD: Obama’s Dumbed-Down White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest was caught in a really big lie when he claimed Obama didn’t say Iran’s “Death to America” crowd shares “common cause” with Republicans.

IN OHIO,  Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says it was even stupider when Joe Scarborough brought his low-rated, “Morning Joe,” show to Cleveland for Thursday’s “Not Really a Debate” on FOX NEWS, and the PMSNBC’s political talk show host said he thought Ohio’s Sodomy Rites Supporting Senator Rob Portman would likely wind up as the Republican Vice Presidential nominee in 2016. Pete Rose’s Betting Parlor wouldn’t even take that bet.

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters are really skeptical of Obama’s new so-called Energy Plan. 56% of Likely U.S. Voters believe the plan will increase energy costs in the United States. Just 17% think it will decrease costs, while 12% say the plan will have no impact on energy costs. Fifteen percent (15%) are undecided. (To see survey question wording, click here.)

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1974, according to the History Channel, in an evening televised address, President Richard M. Nixon announces his intention to become the first president in American history to resign. With impeachment proceedings underway against him for his involvement in the Watergate affair, Nixon was finally bowing to pressure from the public and Congress to leave the White House. “By taking this action,” he said in a solemn address from the Oval Office, “I hope that I will have hastened the start of the process of healing which is so desperately needed in America.”

Not to worry, say our Obama Supporters in the Press. Their bogus polls show Obama’s could be elected to a third term, if he really wanted to try. Just kidding!

MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Nixon’s “Well, I am not a crook. I’ve earned everything I’ve got.” But The Blower says Obama’s “You didn’t build that” fits the situation, too.

COMEDY CRITIQUE: Sometimes news stories go on entirely too long. Take Friday’s Fishwrap update about Naked I-71 Runner Tracy Martin, who was arrested and jailed on Friday, for example. The third paragraph said: “We’re not sure what he was under the influence of, but he was under something,” said Ohio State Highway Patrol Lt. Kevin Long. Cameron Knight and Henry Molski should’ve given it a rim shot right there. Nothing in the following 47 paragraphs was half as funny as that punch line.

Meanwhile, with all long time police officers now criticizing Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters over-the-top rant and all the bad stuff The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap has been withholding about what was in Sam DuBose’s car, Trash Talking Troublemaker Tino DelGato says Dubose was probably an Obama voter, too. Go Figure!!!

BLUEGRASS BOUILLABAISSE: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you’re looking for something really vile-and-disgusting to stuff in your mouth this weekend, you might stop by Gliers Goettafest Newport at Newport’s Riverfront Levee. Since its creation, Glier’s Goettafest has sought to be a family fun festival, offering numerous forms of entertainment to go with a delicious and extensive food menu.

Goetta is a sickening German sausage made of pork, beef, spices, and oats, and the CamBoozler is wondering if Goetta was invented in Cincinnati, why are they holding this weekend’s crappy Goettafest in Kentucky?

You can have baked goetta, fried goetta, poached goetta, steamed goetta, roast goetta, broiled goetta, boiled goetta, sautéed goetta, broiled goetta, or you could just eat it raw. There are goetta-burgers, goetta-three ways, goetta pizza, stuffed-goetta, goetta-and-dumplings, goetta-enchiladas, moo-goo-gai-goetta, goetta-chowder, shoofly goetta, goetta po-boys, goetta fajitas, Chicago-style goetta, goetta balls, and goetta ala ronge, just to name a few.  

But don’t eat too much goetta. You might goetta sick. And if you can’t make it, we guess you should just call it Forgeotta-about-it.

 And speaking of bouilla-something or other, did our good friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders really say the Kenton County grand jury was no longer looking into criminal charges against a Lexington blogger who sought to expose allegations of domestic violence against former gubernatorial candidate James Comer, after Comer and his running mate, state Senator Chris McDaniel, lost by 83 votes in the May 19 Republican primary? We guess you’d have to subscribe to the Louisville Courier Journal to read more about that story.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin asked Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that article in Canada Free Press which said when Seventeen GOP candidates for president of the United States paraded in front of us in Cleveland as elsewhere on August 6, the establishment media crowed enthusiastically to the viewers about the import of this gathering to our lives as Americans. Chris Wallace and his fellow questioners milked the affair for all the drama they could squeeze from it. Unfortunately this two-tiered [non] debate was just one more exercise in the miserable irrelevancy of the media’s handling of “political affairs” in America today. With each passing year the nation drifts deeper into economic ineptitude, a macabre government intervenes further into all the nooks and crannies of our lives, and our culture sinks relentlessly into an abysmal preoccupation with gays, transsexuals, drug addicts, and other sundry oddities of life. Decadence and despotism loom all around us. There are scores of monumental issues that need to be discussed today openly and fervently by our media. But instead we got irrelevancy and default on the real problems that our country and culture face. Why were not the following paramount issues presented to the candidates in depth?

Then Kane told Stu, “These guys write real Blower material. Make sure you steal more of their stuff whenever you see it.”

  Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Nathan “Cornbread” Smith.

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