TUESDAY, AUGUST 4, 2015

So When All Else Fails, Get Yourself A New Logo

Down at the Hamilton County RINO Party Headquarters, Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP was thinking about the upcoming 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Debate in Cleveland on Thursday, so he decided to unveil a new logo.

Chairman Alex has always mistakenly believed his failed organization was one of the preeminent local party organizations in America, and he wanted his logo to represent the impact he imagined Hamilton County has on the state as a whole and in turn, the rest of the country. Ohio is “The Heart Of It All” and Hamilton County plays an extremely important role in determining the future of this state, Alex has so often said. 

Alex’s wet dream has always been how his local Republican elected officials would be succeeding at bringing a brighter future for our county, our state, and our entire nation. So Alex T. said his need logo needed to be as bold and as fresh as all of the candidates he has always chosen.

Alex wants all Republicans in Hamilton County to be proud of his Hamilton County RINO Party’s energy and optimism because he actually believes his new logo reflects that pride, as he Twitters away night and day about electing Republicans In Name Only up and down the ticket.

Meanwhile, Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka says Alex’s new logo design is perfect, since it looks like a bunch of Zeros focusing on Hamilton County in the lower left hand corner of Ohio, which Alex is still coloring Blue.