WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 5, 2015

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Whistleblower New Hampshire Bureau Chief Marvin Manchester says Republican presidential candidates vying for their party’s 2016 Presidential nomination stuck to a tight script on Monday night at the Voters First Forum at the Institute of Politics at St. Anselm College during the first field-wide forum of the race, hedging their answers and sidestepping tough questions.

Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor says it was like watching the home run derby at the All Star Game, where WGIR-AM’s Jack Heath pitched easy questions over the plate to be hit out of the park. A lot of the candidates looked like they were auditioning to be part of Donald Trump’s Cabinet. Each of them had something important to say. It’s a shame so few people were watching. And let’s face it, none of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, would’ve understood a word of it.

IN OHIO: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Republican Governor John Kasich may have done just well enough Monday night that his standing in the final polls will allow him to be in the first tier of Thursday night’s First Official 2016 GOP Presidential Debate in Cleveland on Thursday night. Stay tuned! 

This just in: Fox News has announced the 10 candidates that will be on stage for the first Republican presidential debate later this week Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Mike Huckabee, Ben Carson, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Chris Christie and John Kasich. Team Kasich now says, “We’re number ten!”

ANOTHER ITEM IN THE CINCINNATI MESS (You Only Read About in The Blower): In this morning’s Special “Whining About Racial Profiling” E-dition, The Blower said absolutely nobody was surprised to learn the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap was reporting how upset Political Panderers on Cincinnati City Clown-cil’s Law Committee were to learn University of Cincinnati police officers had been writing traffic tickets to Black motorists and pedestrians around campus.  Several people even commented how that “Not poorly written” article was spot on surrounding UC and the students who attend there being targets for the lawless Yoofs in the neighborhood.

Tuesday, our Feckless Fishwrappers even published a letter to Hamilton County’s judges validating everything The Blower had said. The urgent message said Criminals were preying on University of Cincinnati students and something had to be done. “Our students continue to be victimized at a troubling rate that is simply unacceptable,” said the letter, signed by UC President Santa Ono and Cincinnati Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell. “We need your help.”

Hmmm, “…Criminals were preying on University of Cincinnati students and something had to be done.” Ever wonder why all aspects of this issue are discussed except the race of those, “[c]riminals?” And our know-it-all pal, Al Gerhardstein, is quick to point out that people of color are recipients of aggressive policing yet, he doesn’t mention that the overwhelming majority of the criminals are people of color.  It seems like everyone is trying to avoid being called a racist yet, the storyline always insinuates a racist mentality is driving police action. Could this be just another slanted story by The Liberal Agenda FishWrap?  Say it isn’t so!  That would mean the morons at The FishWrap are ignoring critical facts that would otherwise be pertinent to the story. Check out “UCPD mission changed before fatal shooting.”

You reap what you sow. Blackwell and Santa Ono wrote the letter to the judges asking for a crackdown. President Ono is a civilian and can’t be expected to understand the ramifications of what they were requesting and how UCPD would operationalize it. He gets a pass.

But Blackwell is the “chief” of the Cincinnati Police Department, for God’s sake, and surely knew that his letter would lead to over enforcement, “broken windows” style policing that would fall overwhelmingly on African-Americans in the surrounding neighborhoods. Or has he never ventured out of District 1 to see what the neighborhoods are like? All of this is totally inconsistent with the philosophy — the successful philosophy — of the department he supposedly leads. FAIL!

MORE OVER-TAXED PAYER FUNDED BABY KILLING FOR PROFIT: The fifth vile-and-disgusting undercover video in the controversy over Planned Parenthood’s sale of aborted baby parts shows the Director of Research for Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast, Melissa Farrell, advertising the Texas Planned Parenthood branch’s track record of fetal tissue sales, including its ability to deliver fully intact fetuses. In the video, actors posing as representatives from a human biologics company meet with Farrell at the abortion-clinic headquarters of Planned Parenthood Gulf Coast in Houston to discuss a potential partnership to harvest fetal organs.

TODAY’S STUPID LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to our Feckless Fishwrappers, who published an unsigned statement from the Racist Hatemongers at #Black LivesDon’tMeanCrap, that claimed to have a record of organizing large, disciplined demonstrations, capable of creating the pressure necessary to expose injustice. They also claimed to hold all their members to a standard of tact and persistence when standing behind families seeking justice against police and systemic violence. Despite provocation of the cops Friday evening, the impromptu march did not play into the hands of the police, who would certainly rather contain a riot rather than grapple with the reality of an organized, insistent community force. Curiously, Fishwrappers, that’s not what the pictures we saw, showed.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1861, President Lincoln imposed the first federal income tax by signing the Revenue Act. Strapped for cash to pay for the Civil War, Lincoln and Congress agreed to impose a three percent tax on annual incomes over $800. Those were the good old days.

THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Dr. Laurence J. Peter’s “America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.”

IN CLERMONT COUNTY: State Reptile and Budget Hawk John Becker just called for secession. He’s calling it “The Becker Doctrine.” [READ MORE ABOUT THAT HERE]

IN BLUE ASH: Monday, a vehicle in the Blue Ash post office parking lot caught fire in a spectacular scene of high flames and black smoke.  Several of our readers asked us why it took the Blue Ash fire department so long to respond and said when they finally arrived  just one fire fighter hooked up a fire hose and approached the vehicle while eight other fire fighters stood back at a distance observing the fire without helping him. Two firefighters even stood on the far side of their fire truck, finally putting on some equipment after the fire was out, in case the chief showed up.  Blue Ash has a spectacular fire building, but evidently their fire fighters aren’t as spectacular.  Kudos to the lone guy who was brave enough to put out the truck fire without any help.

A TROIKA FROM TINO: One of these days, we’re going to have to assign Tino Delgato to a specific newsbeat. Tino came at us from three different directions today.

First, Tino said: There will be one benefit of the Folly Trolley. Those thugs wishing to attend protests at Fountain Square will be able to get from Over the Rhine to Fountain Square quickly and cheaply then escape via that same route.

Then Tino said, the weekly baseball brawls over hit batters is silly; especially now a days with the umpires warnings to managers and pitchers. These skirmishes hold up a game and of course we must wait for those from the bullpen to run to show their support. I would like offer simpler solutions:

1. Ala hockey each team sends their designated goon to fight at two bases at the conclusion of the game; better yet each manager. (NO kicking dirt)
2. The second hit batter for each team gets a second base IF no one enters the field of play. Subsequent hit batters also get two bases (or more)
3. A batter hit above the shoulders gets 4 bases.  
4. In the AL the pitcher must bat from then on in that game in the DH’s batting position. When he is hit he gets one base.   

         (Note: Former Fishwrapper Howard Wilkinson always wanted to be a sportswriter, and you see where that got him.)

Finally, Tino said: I cannot help but think two things. Officer Tensing should have said his gun accidentally went off. That charge would be negligent homicide. Secondly Prosecutor Deters making over the top comments to quell any local unrest and for his own national media attention. Thanks to him this case will have to be moved out of Hamilton County.  Go Figure!!!

ANXIOUSLY AWAITING IN ANDERSON: Today at 4 PM we’ll finally see  how many prospective school board candidates actually turn in their petitions at the Hamilton County Board of Elections this week to run for the two spots on the Forrest Gump School District that need replacing because of the part Board Members Randy Smith and Jim Frooman played in “Smiling Dallas Jackson’s Tax Hike Scam Debacle.

TWENTY FOUR YEARS AGO when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, Edition #62 published on August 6, 1991 featured an item about the high esteem hometown homosexuals held for then Mayor David Mann, who 24 years later, has worked his way all the way up to Vice Mayor. To read that entire edition , CLICK HERE.

IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says first he reported the story earlier today about that father in Louisville getting arrested after shooting down a $1,800 drone that was hovering over his two nubile teenage sunbathing daughters. That was followed by NoKY TwatWatchers spokesman Mike Sadouskas saying, “Some people in Fort Mitchell get really upset when they’re walking around naked in their back yard and look up to see a drone taking pictures of them. But people in Vanilla Hills don’t seem to mind as much. They’re much more exhibitionistic, especially guys who’ve just taken Viagra.” Now we hear about a drone dropping drugs into an Ohio prison, and a drone attack on Great America’s Phallus Towers downtown. It was probably  a case of “DUI,” Droning Under the Influence.

The CamBoozler says so far, none of the drones currently being flown in Northern Kentucky by members of the NoKY TwatWatchers has yet been shot down. “So far we’ve been lucky,” explained the group’s spokesman Mike Sadouskas. “Some people in Fort Mitchell get really upset when they’re walking around naked in their back yard and look up to see a drone taking pictures of them. But people in Vanilla Hills don’t seem to mind as much. They’re much more exhibitionistic, especially guys who’ve just taken Viagra.”

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane to explain why our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap would ever published an unsigned statement from the Racist Hate Mongers at #Black LivesDon’tMeanCrap, claiming a whole bunch of crap our Feckless Fishwrappers knew wasn’t true. “It’s a perfect illustration of the Liberal Agenda,” Kane explained. “It’s what they do for the same reason a dog licks himself—because they can.”

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