TUESDAY, JUNE 23, 2015

Mitt Romney’s March to the Sea

With only 504 more days until the 2016 Presidential Elections, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Rand Paul is now calling for a bipartisan group of black-and-white Kentucky elected officials to stand behind him at this afternoon’s press conference when he calls for the removal of the Confederate battle flag from Jefferson Davis’ birthplace in Fairview, Kentucky (wherever the hell that is).

Our Presidential Wanabee U.S. Senator says he’d been thinking about striking the colors at the Confederate President’s historical site since Friday, when Republicans began stampeding to surrender to the Liberal Agenda by calling for the removal of the Confederate battle flag from the State Capitol grounds in South Carolina in the aftermath of last Wednesday’s fatal shootings of nine Black churchgoers by an insane white supremacist in Charleston.

Politico reports last weekend was a political disaster for the GOP.  Republican presidential candidates were knocked back on their heels, facing gotcha questions from Obama Supporters in the Press about classifying the #Charleston Shooting as a “hate crime.” At first, many Republican 2016 Presidential Candidates like Ohio Governor John Kasich were saying the Confederate Flag at the South Carolina Capitol was a matter for citizens of the Palmetto State to decide, but by Monday, they were all falling over each other trying to be first to declare their support for removing the flag.

Monday, Republican South Carolina Governor Nicki Haley’s carefully staged surrender featured not only top state officials, but Republican National Committee chairman Reince Priebus. And all those other 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates began tweeting their approval instantly afterwards.

More Republican Retreats Later