SUNDAY, JUNE 21, 2015
Happy Summer Solstice, Everybody!
Today is the First Day of Summer and a religious holiday for modern Pagans. Dave the Druid says it’s no coincidence our festivities coincide with the longest day of the year.
This year, Hamilton County Treasurer Rob Goering even has some new ways for you to avoid licking and sticking a 49-cent stamp on an envelope or standing in those long lines at the Treasurer’s Office with some new easy ways to pay. You could’ve paid online. Or you could’ve paid by phone at 877-764-3524. You could’ve even paid by credit card (for a mere 2.5% added fee) or electronic check (for an extra $1.50)
All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, probably paid on their Free Obama phones (that cost over-taxed payers more than $2 Billion last year), that’s if they weren’t selling their Free Phones for cash or drugs. Now let’s check out James O’Keefe’s latest Investigation, where people did just that.
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says today may be the Summer Solstice, but Orgasm Donors in Northern Kentucky always party hearty on the Winter Solstice. It’s not because it’s the shortest day of the year, because it’s also “World Orgasms for Peace” Day.
Didn’t Mae West once say: “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away?”
How many Druids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: None. They don’t screw in light bulbs, they screw in stone circles.
Meanwhile, WLW Radio’s Lovely Lady Lawyer Lisa Wells says she’s heard from divorce attorneys all over Northern Kentucky about The Blower’s survey of to see which bedroom community on the South Shore was the “top cheating neighborhood,” and The Blower will soon publish a full report.
And for all you Loony Liberals, we have the latest from #Rachel RaceFaker.
FROM THE WHISTLEBLOWER SCIENCE DEPARTMENT: Yesterday Whistleblower Science Editor Copernicus Tadwell showed you the digital technology that would let Obama’s Killer Drones identify your face in the middle of a crowd. [SEE IT HERE] 
We’re also going to show you the Amazing Escherian Stairwell. We know how it works. See if you can figure it out.
Meanwhile, porn investigators at our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ office are busy watching the trailer free at The Naked News.
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY!
More Donations for Dad Later!
