MONDAY, JUNE 15, 2015

Getting It All Down In Black and White

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he’d heard any good #Rachel Dolezal jokes, especially after Sunday, when The Blower gave its Liberal Liar Award to Rachel Dolezal for embarrassing people of all races last week because the Caucasian President of the local chapter of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) in Spokane, Washington actually continued to claim she was “Black.” The Blower said Rachel was the Stupidest White Bitch Liberal Liar we’d ever heard of!

“#Rachel Dolezal is giving all Liberal Liars a bad name,” Kane explained. “Liberals have already cheered a cross-dresser like Bruce Jenner for claiming he’s a woman. Maybe they’ll now also applaud Rachel Dolezal for claiming she’s Black. Liberals can’t possibly condemn #Rachel Dolezal because the Liberal Agenda says anybody can be whatever they think they are.”

Now Here’s The Blower’s Politically Incorrect Joke For Today: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham, who says it’s still not too soon to start telling #Rachel Dolezal Jokes, told us this one: “When asked by a reporter if she was Black, Rachel said she didn’t understand the question. I guess that proves that she is.”

More #Rachel Dolezal Jokes Later…