TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2015       

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I have now officially resigned as the Caucasian President of the NAALCD (National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS) in Spokane, Washington. Being called The Blower’s “Stupidest White Bitch Liberal Liar” was the final insult. —#Rachel Dolezal

Can you believe Obama’s #1 Race-Baiter Al Sharpton actually blamed us for causing all the problems, just because we finally told the truth that our daughter was not African-American, as she had claimed. —Rachel’s Proud Totally White-Bread Parents

OK, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t laugh… this hard. I know this isn’t a victimless crime, what this white chick perpetrated. But it’s a most crystal clear picture of so many screwed up things we’ve let society adopt as the norm. Namely, the practice nowadays of judging someone not based on character, but on skin color. Our original civil rights freedom fighters are rolling in their graves over the backward steps we’ve taken lately. It’s politically incorrect to call out Elizabeth Warren for falsely claiming she’s an American Indian, or dinging Obama for just making up his former multi-ethnic girlfriend, and I guarantee I’ll be branded a racist for laughing at this Rachel Dolezal story. Whatever. Dolezal is an unsatisfied lily white leftist who believes the only thing less politically correct than being a white girl is to be a white guy today. Can’t help but be preemptively amused as I post this and invite Dolzel’s defenders’ wrath to aim and miss at us who won’t put up with political correctness destroying truth in America. —Sarah Palin

The only thing that enrages Liberals more than being ignored is being laughed at. That’s why Rachel’s Lies story brutally lays bare the hypocrisy of Liberal America. —Conservative Web Pages (Having a Field Day)

How many times have I told people I felt like a Black Man trapped in a White Man’s body at Deer Park High, when I played on the basketball team and was the top scorer among all Cincinnati area high school basketball players my senior year. —WLW Hate Radio’s Racist-in-Residence Willie Cunningham

How stupid do we look these days for promoting The Liberal Agenda that includes Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with Tree Huggers, Non- Smokers, Union Goons, Fanatical Feminists, Global Warming Morons, Gun Controllers, Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money? —Feckless Fishwrappers

Does this mean Law-and-Order Conservatives can now criticize my “Hug-a-Thug” Program to reduce Black-on-Black Violence because sometimes White Guys in the Suburbs commit violent acts, too?  —Cincinnati’s Latest Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell  

Does this mean Common Sense Conservatives can now ridicule me for admitting Chief Blackwell’s stupid plan will take more than the 90 days I called for? —Cincinnati Scruffy Mayor John Cranley’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black

Does this mean Social Conservatives will be able to mock my support for Equal Perversity? —Ohio RINO Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Sodomy” Portman

Does this mean we can’t count on Catlin’s being our Grand Marshal at this month’s Gay Pride Campaign? —Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback

Does this mean The Blower will give us a pass for not calling attention to those Hamilton County Property Taxes due in only six more days? —So-Called Anti-Tax Organizations

Does this mean The Blower will continue to warn people about Murdering Terrorists? —Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya

On this day in 1938, Cincinnati Red Johnny Vander Meer pitched his second consecutive no-hit, no-run game. —Hurley the Historian

Despite every last million dollars I’ve been paying them, today’s Reds have had a lot of no-hit, no runs games, especially with runners in scoring position. —Senor Bob Castellini

That’s why we chose Bob Veale’s “Good pitching will beat good hitting any time, and vice versa” and Bryan Price’s “What bullpen problem?” —Your Quote for Today Committee

When The Blower exposes Liberal Hypocrisy in America, does that mean Liberal Bloggers in their mothers’ basements won’t be able to call us racists every time we mention “Gay Darkies in Northern Kentucky?” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

We have a special place to keep transsexuals at the Kenton County Escape Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

Thanks for explaining how to pronounce my name in Monday’s E-dition. —Republican National Committee Chairman Reince (Rhymes with “Heinz”) Priebus

When do they celebrate Trans-Ethnic Day in Northern Kentucky?  —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish

 Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Transethnics (or transracials) which refers to identifying yourself as a member of an ethnic, cultural, or national group other than the category in which you actually belongs, like Wild-and- Crazy Guy Steve Martin (the actor not the judge) who believed he’d been “Born a Poor Black Child.”

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 Some Liberal-Bashing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Liberal-Bashing subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use more. WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY

Who The #Rachel Dolezal/NAACP Scandal Really Hurts

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