FRIDAY, JUNE 12, 2015
America’s New Hate Speech
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has often said political correctness is running amok in America these days, and that’s why the 2016 Elections will not only be about correcting ALL of Obama’s mistakes, attempting to secure fair reporting from the Liberal news media, and making sure Republicans get the leadership they vote for, but it also means the next 515 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media, while Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
How bad has it gotten? Comedian Jerry Seinfeld claims he’s so fed up with political correctness he won’t even perform on college campuses because America’s higher education institutions, have become “so PC.” Those campuses have seemingly become so politically correct that not even comedy is safe from students’ perpetual outrage.
Come to think of it, maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane hasn’t been asked to deliver a commencement address at an Ivy League University lately.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Jerry Seinfeld, who’s argued that political correctness is “creepy” and that people who believe in it “don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.” Speaking on “Late Night with Seth Meyers,” Seinfeld said the young people don’t know what words such as “sexist” really mean. “They just want to use these words: ‘That’s racist’. ‘That’s sexist’. ‘That’s prejudice,'” he said. “They don’t know what the fuck they’re talking about.”
That’s why The Blower is honored to select up-and-coming comedians like Jerry Seinfeld to be this week’s politically incorrect guest editor and choose three politically incorrect items plus a politically incorrect Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
MATH QUIZ by Albert Einstein
This really works and will only take you about ten seconds!!!
Amazing it really works this is my all-time favorite movie.
I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my computations.
Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie EVER!
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom
You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is
1. Pick a number from 1-9.
2. Multiply that number by 3.
3. Add 3.
4. Multiply by 3 again.
5. Your total will be a two digit number. Add the first and second
digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:
Movie List:
1. Gone With the Wind
2. E.T.
3. Blazing Saddles
4. Star Wars
5. Forrest Gump
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
7. Jaws
8. Grease
9. The Obama Farewell Speech
10. Casablanca
11. Jurassic Park
12. Shrek
13. Pirates of the Caribbean
14. Titanic
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark
16. Home Alone
17. Mrs. Doubtfire
Now, isn’t that something?
A NEWLY DEFINED DISEASE by Dr. Medd at the Center for Disease Control
I am sorry that I have not been very responsive lately to your e-mails. I have been somewhat under the weather since my Doctors informed me that I have an acute case of PIST-AWF. For those of you who do not know what PIST-AWF is, PIST-AWF is a Newly Defined Disease that is Found to be Widespread and Highly Contagious.
January, 2015 – Doctors at the CDC have released a statement this month disclosing a new disease that has already infected over half of the United States and is anticipated to continue to spread. The disease itself affects the cells of a person’s entire body then goes dormant. The disease ravages the body and leaves serious side effects. These side effects have been labeled as “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with
Apologetic War Fatigue” or (PIST-AWF).
Symptoms include:
* Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing our President pander to Muslim terrorists.
* Loose bowels from swallowing the fact we elected Obama twice.
* Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing Muslims murdering innocent people.
* Bleeding from the eyes. This is not Ebola. It is your eyes reacting to accidentally flipping to a channel that shows Al Sharpton as a legitimate news show host.
* Since the disease consumes the entire body, every infected person is then identified as the disease itself. The official designation for “Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic War Fatigue” is PIST-AWF.
If you feel you are PIST-AWF, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure. It is expected the cure will be available in November of 2016. Yes, I am PIST-AWF.
A LETTER TO THE AIRLINES
Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with YOUNG good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss? The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “party atmosphere” going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win – win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
Essential difference between liberals & conservatives is that liberals could not exist without conservatives defending their freedom and support them economically.
Conservatives on the other hand could exist live quite well without liberals.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 243 different websites for the production of today’s Blower.
TODAY’S REPREHENSIBLE RINO AWARD
Ohio RINO Governor Kasich-Taylor has appointed Demon Lynchmob to the new Ohio Collaborative Community-Police Advisory Board. The creation of the board followed a series of fatal police shootings in the past year, including the one in Cleveland, where activists weren’t getting what they wanted from the prosecutor’s office, so they went around them to ‘judge shop’ and got someone they thought would buy their arguments– a Black Liberal Judge who just found probable cause that police officer Timothy Loehmann should now face murder and other charges in the slaying of 12-year-old Tamir Rice. This says a lot about the governor who wants to president. That Board is filled with Liberals with no zero law enforcement experience. Kasich is a RINO! Cincinnati has an inept Black and the City’s remedy is more diversity is needed in the police management ranks. Today was another bad day for local law enforcement.
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Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said most Apathetic Americans would be spending Flag Day next Tuesday:
(A) Reviewing their books on Flag Etiquette: 2%
(B) Putting a flag over their Congresswoman’s face: 1%
(C) Peeing in one of $tan Che$ley’s newly opened public swimming pools in Cincinnati: 1%
(D) Watching Desecrating DemocRAT David A. Pepper burn Old Glory: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
Panning the Plan
This week, everybody who criticized Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s Dumbed-Down “90-Day Violence Reduction Plan” for Obama’s Long Hot Racially Divided Summer that was approved by Mayor Scruffy’s Liberal Affirmative Action BureaucRAT City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Assistant Cincinnati Police Chief Paul Humphries, who just resigned to take a job heading up security for Coca Cola in Florida, who says keeping white teenagers off the street in Hyde Park after 10:30 PM might not stop Black Thugs shooting other Black Thugs during the middle of the afternoon in Evanston and the Killing Fields of Over the Rhine.
Paul wins an “I was the most qualified applicant TWICE and all I got was this crappy T-Shirt” T-shirt, an engraved Rolex watch recognizing him for his valuable service, from our Street-corner Distributor, and of course, a lifetime subscription to The Blower as a real Person of Consequence.
Did Chief Blackwell have the right plan,
To decrease violence in a 90-day time span?
No, ‘cause you can’t give all all hugs,
You must arrest all them thugs,
And cart them off in a police van.
Did Chief Blackwell have the right plan?
His Plan is quite easy to pan.
It’s totally Politically Correct.
So it’s premise we must reject,
Since you can’t even call a Thug a Black Man.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who remembers when Scared Suburbanites weren’t afraid to go downtown at night):
Did Chief Blackwell have the right plan,
You can’t throw all the yoofs in the can.
‘Cause curfews are at night,
To keep kids out of sight,
So they’ll shoot each other during the day, Man.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“To honor your dad on Father’s Day”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially, Mayor Scruffy’s Liberal Affirmative Action BureaucRAT City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black.
WHISTLEBLOWER WAR ON POLITICAL CORRECTNESS HOT LINE
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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
In Denmark, just across the border of Northern Germany, there are a couple of “Fleggard” Supermarkets (similar to Costco), where you can find everything a lot cheaper than in Germany. For this commercial, more than 100 Danish skydivers jumped from a plane in free-fall, forming the ad text, “SIEMENS washing machine for only 269 Euros.”
Note: We guarantee iPhone subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.
