WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10, 2015
Here’s What Else Is Happening
IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker reports Security officers are letting people back into the White House and have given an “all clear” after the press briefing room was briefly evacuated after the smell of mendacity had become too strong.
Meanwhile, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, might even believe there was a “bomb scare.”
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Gerry Manders says Disingenuous DemocRAT former Congressman and Gayvenor Ted Strickland admitted being a highly-paid liberal lobbyist was his “dream job.” Strickland, who is running for Senate in 2016, was referring to his work as the president of the Center for American Progress Action Fund, the lobbying arm of John Podesta’s left-wing think tank the Center for American Progress. The group spent $40,000 on lobbying in 2014.
TASABLE TROUBLEMAKER TINO DELGATO says Cincinnati has now hired two out-of-town men to head its police force. Meanwhile their best in-house candidate assistant Chief Paul Humphries has just taken a job in Florida. But Paul is white, qualified, and his peers’ choice. Go Figure!!!
TODAY’S LIBERAL LIAR AWARD goes to Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black, responding to questions about Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s Dumbed-Down “90-Day Violence Reduction Plan” for Obama’s Long Hot Racially Divided Summer: “The Chief has provided recommendations, that I will review and provide feedback. Any working documents have yet to be finalized. We are working as expeditiously as possible and expect to have a final plan mid-week, at which time it will be fully shared and explained to the public.” How many “Pinocchios” do you think he got on that one?
BTW, “Baltimore Harry,” was scheduled to be the guest speaker at Tuesday night’s Cincinnatus Association monthly meeting at the United Way Building. You would’ve thought he would’ve still been busy correcting grammar and spelling errors in that all-nighter report that took Chief Blackwell all those extra days to turn in. Harry said, People shouldn’t be so critical. After all, it just means we’ll get all those days missed at the beginning of the 90 plan at the end. So it’ll be like getting a 95-100 plan for the price of a 90 day plan.”
Texted during “Baltimore Harry’s” Speech: “This guy is a total liberal affirmative action bureaucRAT. City is now going to be efficient, improve customer service, use limited resources available, invest, be transparent and accountable, and bring everyone to the table to make decisions together—as opposed to being wasteful, inefficient, nonresponsive and spend money we don’t have, I guess. Seems like a nice enough guy, just in way beyond his abilities. Might be better to have corrupt former managers stay–no not really. But this dolt hasn’t a clue. Cranley has really saddled himself with an anchor with this spook.”
CONSERVATIVE CURMUDGEON STU MAHLIN says Sharon Coolidge’s piece today (6/9/15) reads, in part: “…[F]ive DemocRATS Monday pitched several changes that total $5.2 million – all aimed at items that “prioritize people” and neighborhoods, they said. / Among what they want to invest in: reducing infant mortality, expanding the number of treatment beds for heroin users, park maintenance and the Clifton Market. / The streetcar, which needs startup money, would get another $650,000, too…. / “We’ve spent a lot of time figuring out the things we cared about collectively,” Mann said. “Invest?” “Invest!?” Try the word, “SQUANDER!” In any case, Modern Liberalism darkens Cincinnati City Hall — and the future of Cincinnati.
About that $550,000 City loan for Clifton Market, Stu says he’d still be interested in an answer to his specific question, namely, Is the City of Cincinnati a financial institution authorized by the State of Ohio to engage in commercial lending? Maybe, more generally, the question is: How under Ohio law does a city get the authority to engage in business lending? I guess I thought commercial and business lending were part of what BANKS are for.
And about City Clowncil helping pay for preschool, Stu says when The Fishwrap asks if over-taxed payers should be willing to leave a few potholes unfilled in return for a few extra preschool seats for Cincinnati kids, the answer is “No.” Not unless the edjuhmuhkayshun of these preschoolers will consist of training, from their earliest ages, to fill potholes in our streets and clean up our roadsides and do other chores for us, the driving public. After all, the two floating members of City Clown-cil — P.G. Sittenfeld and Clown-cil Gay Squealback — who are “…floating the idea of diverting some money … to help Cincinnati Public Schools expand its preschool program” are really aiming at making even more preschoolers permanent, tax-CONSUMING wards of the City government. What’s left of Cincinnati’s tax-PAYING sector should get paid back. We’re those the same people who promised spending money on the trolley folly would have no effect on any other needs of the City? Remember?
AT THE FISHWRAP: Metro Mole wonders how there can be so many rumors at the Hamilton County Courthouse about KimBall Perry’s “departure” when The Fishwrap is still publicizing his web page.
FORGET THAT TAX LEVY: Odell Owens needs to decide if he wants Cincy State to be a high school or a college. If he wants it to be a high school he’d better start acting like a principal and patrol the hallways so they stop making so much noise and banging on doors as they go by.
ONLY TWELVE MORE DAYS: Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering asked us to remind our readers that Monday, June 22 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2013 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. If only our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor had a real opponent the last time he ran, what a great time it would be to start campaigning.
In addition, Aroused Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas asked us to remind our readers that June 22 is also “No Panty Day” at my Cleaner Concepts at 7857 Beechmont Avenue.
EXODUS IN ANDERSON: The Turpin principal just surprised everybody and left for a job in Loveland. Guess she just can’t live without Dallas Jackson being her boss. More likely she can’t live with what the school board of stooges might do next. Forest Gump Schools now have a temporary superintendent, a rookie assistant superintendent who almost left for Batavia, and no principal at either high school. All that’s left in the way of a healthy restart is three or four school board resignations.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, some people might not know how long The CamBoozler has been ferreting out the news. You’ll no doubt recall 24 Years Ago This Week (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town). Edition #54 (published June 11, 1991) featured CamBoo’s coverage of the Northern Kentucky Chamber of Commerce, the Campbell County Airport Board, and a little police brutality in Fort Wright, just for fun. [SEE EDITION #54 HERE]
Also in NokY, after reading about that huge manhunt for two dangerous murderers who staged a daring escape from an upstate New York prison, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl The Blower wouldn’t remember that time a year ago when Joseph Hall still walked away from a work detail and was not found working as a paralegal at Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters’ Law Office in Independence.
SUMMER INTERNS: 412 applications for Whistleblower’s Internship Program were submitted by our deadline for the summer term. Three lucky aspiring college students were chosen— one male, one female, and one according to the latest Political Correctness Updates, we’re not supposed to ask.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1692, Bridget Bishop became the first colonist to be hanged for being a witch. In the Second Congressional District Real Republicans wonder if you spell that with a “W” or a “B.”
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Tennessee Williams’ “A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc.”
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, speaking of witches and bitches, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he’d heard any good Hillary Jokes lately. “How’s this,
Kane said:
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is running for President and this has to happen to her. She calls Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming: “How could you have let this happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you! I can’t believe this! I just found out I am five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault! YOUR FAULT!
Well, what have you got to say?” There is nothing but dead silence on the end of the phone. Then Hillary starts screaming again, “DID YOU HEAR ME?”
Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice. In a barely audible whisper, he says, “Who is this?”
PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one websites for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)
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