TUESDAY, JUNE 9, 2015
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
When The Blower published its “Common Sense of Rights” in Sunday’s early e-dition, it reminded us of how much America is changing these days. Today’s reason Obama needs to be impeached is for claiming that because of him, America is once again the most respected country on the planet. —Obama Bashers at TeaParty.org
“Common Sense” is like deodorant. People who need it the most never use it. —Tom Paine-in-the-Ass
Please don’t point out that we’ve been pimping for Obama for so long, when the first American dies at the hands of one of his five released terrorists, blood will be not only on Obama´s hands, but also on ours. —Obama Supporters in the Press
It really doesn’t matter how many scandals Obama has, so long as all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, keep getting their free stuff. —Obama’s Organizing for Action Scam
This week Hillary Clinton did what she does best: play politics and divide Americans. She accused Republicans of limiting access to voting. Fortunately, Governor Kasich and Secretary of State Husted were having none of her nonsense. Watch this video of the Governor and Secretary of State calling out Hillary Clinton. —Ohio Republicans
Please remind your readers that Monday, June 22 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2014 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor who once again ran unopposed for re-election) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. —Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering
June 22 is also “No Panty Day” at my Cleaner Concepts at 7857 Beechmont Avenue. —Aroused Anderson Trustee Andy Pappas
Although your property taxes are due on June 22, the increase for “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s illegally orchestrated campaign for last year’s Humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam won’t be showing up until December. —Your Snitch at the Forrest Gump School District
Just because there was no big announcement before my City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black’s extended 4 PM Monday deadline expired for Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell to turn in his Dumbed-Down “90-Day Violence Reduction Plan” for Obama’s Long Hot Racially Divided Summer, that doesn’t necessarily mean there was a problem, since Chief Blackwell says “Here I come to save the day,” and his plan is now expected to be released Wednesday morning. —Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley
If everybody could turn an emotional video plea into $55,000 after getting beat up in Downtown Cincinnati, it might be worth it for Scared Suburbanites to come downtown. —Ronald Moon
Are any of those Disgruntled DemocRATS still complaining about the way I’m running the Party? —Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
Local RINOs have never complained about the job I’m doing. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
Isn’t it amazing that on last year on the same day The Blower published its Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, Feckless Fishwrappers were telling their readers everything was going to be just fine. —Metro Mole
Thank you for all your kind words. —Former Feckless Fishwrapper KimBall Perry
The Fishwrap never even tried to report whom Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley was taking all that money from during his 2013 campaign. —Howard Wilkinson, Politically Speaking at WVXU FM
Since June is Gay Pride month, we’ll be flying the Gay Flag at City Hall all month long. —Cincinnati Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback
Today there are only 147 more days until the November Elections, in case anybody forgot. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
DemocRAT nominee for governor Jack Conway has agreed to six appearances before the November 3 general election and not one of them will be in Northern Kentucky with Republican nominee Matt Bevin. —Bluegrass Debate Commission
Please don’t ask if I would welcome Caitlyn Jenner into the Republican Party like Lindsey Graham did. —Bluegrass Senator Rand Paul
It’s hard to cave in to Obama when he’s out of the county. —Bitch McConnell
On this date in 1968, President Lyndon B. Johnson declared a national day of mourning following the assassination of Senator Robert F. Kennedy. —Hurley the Historian
Bobby Kennedy’s prediction (on May 27, 1968, just a week before he was assassinated): “Things are moving so fast in race relations, a Negro could be President in 40 years. There is no question about it. In the next 40 years, a Negro can achieve the same position that my brother has.” The rest, as they say, is history. —Your Quote for Today Committee
Did you hear about that Black prosecutor in Jefferson County who was suspended last week after referring to an Asian family in a letter as “greedy foreigners who did understand simple contract relations?” —Bluegrass PC Police
Wussie Judge Gregory M. Bartlett sent the wrong message last year when he cut five years off Robert Due’s sentence for embezzling nearly $800,000 from the city of Covington. Covington’s 64-year old Crooked Finance Director should be kept in the slammer for the rest of his life. Our Good Friend Kenton County —Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
When is D-Day celebrated in Northern Kentucky? —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish
When I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality, how about if I just report on all the scandals I heard about the people at Channel 19? —Ben Swann
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Cincinnati’s Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell, who’ll be busy all day tweaking his plan.
— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —
Sometimes The Blower ridicules Political Correctness to show that that not even being allowed to say the words “Black-on-Black Violence” is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a Libtard.
This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Racial Racketeers.
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Some aggressive, over-the-top, stop-and-frisk policing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally aggressive, over-the-top, stop-and-frisk policing subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use more.
WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
As Obama Toots His Own Horn, Judge Jeanine Rips Him a New One
(Sent in by Judge Jeanine, who says, “Mr. President: you are destroying this country. You have diminished us on the world stage. You have trampled on the very laws you swore to uphold. You are not a true commander-in-chief. We’ve impeached a president for lying about sex with an intern. Your actions, far more egregious, demand impeachment.)
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