SATURDAY, JUNE 6, 2015
Monday Will Be a Really Big Day at the Conservative Agenda
No, it’s not because June 8 is the “extended date” Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley’s City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black gave Cincinnati Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell to turn in his Dumbed-Down “90-Day Violence Reduction Plan” for Obama’s Long Hot Racially Divided Summer.
Did Da Chief really say, “You can rest assured we are not going to put in a plan that creates aggressive, over-the-top, stop-and-frisk policing. We are not going to allow this attitude shift, if you will, make us shift from the brand of policing that we do here in Cincinnati. I give you my word on that.” WTF does that mean!
Having fifty more CPD crime fighters supervise midnight basketball games at City Recreation Centers ought to do the trick. No wonder all those drug-dealing gang bangers will be laughing all weekend!
At least Pete Rose’s Bookie didn’t have to pay off any big bets from Phill Black and the rest of Chief Blackwell’s unanimous Sentinels supporters who played long shots and wagered Blackwell’s plan would be turned in by the City Manager’s original deadline. The Blower says all of this reminds us of the way the City administered Liz Rogers’ repayment schedule.
ACTUALLY, MONDAY WILL BE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNIVERSARY IN HAMILTON COUNTY, because seven years ago on June 8, 2008, RINOs at 700 Walnut Street proceeded past the point of no return in their masochistic “Long March” towards the “Bluing of Hamilton County” (which The Whistleblower had in fact predicted two years before that.)
Chairman Mao would’ve been proud. Obama’s landslide in November 2008 was redundant. June 8, 2008 was the date our Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP’s “Wandering in the Wilderness” had officially begun.
NOT SO COINCIDENTALLY, this week’s column from Patronage County Today titled “After Green, Blue is Our Favorite Color,” every politician that ever there was is now reminded of the indisputable fact that June 8, 2008 was the date Hamilton County officially turned forever “Blue,” and our three Corrupt County Commissioners in Patronage County were wondering how such a thing could’ve happened.
“After Green, Blue Is Our Favorite Color” By James Jay Schifrin
Today in Patronage County, every politician was reminded of the fact that June 8, 2008 was the date Hamilton County officially turned forever “Blue,” and our three Corrupt County Commissioners were talking about how such a thing could’ve happened.
“That’s easy,” said Commissioner Filch. “Obama-mania was infecting the entire political process, and all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, were just getting started.”
“That’s part of it,” said Commissioner Swindle.
“Do you mean letting their community be overrun by Minorities and Section 8 Housing?” asked Commissioner Pilfer.
“That’s part of it, too, along with the Continuous Campaign for Political Correctness being waged by Kneepad Liberals in the Press,” explained Commissioner Swindle.
“How about years ago when the supposedly Conservative County Commissioners abdicated their authority over projects that required special funding for projects like libraries, the zoo, the homeless, and helping the handicapped?” asked Commissioner Filch.
“Conservatives were really short-sided. They relinquished control to Liberal special interest groups, and those progressives kept multiplying and expanding their influence, so now every time there’s an election these days, groups of white do-gooders are just as much to blame as those Dumbed-Down Obama Supporters looking for more free stuff,” Swindle said.
“But why was June 8, 2008 the date to remember when you’re trying to explain the reason Hamilton County officially turned forever Blue?” asked Commissioner Pilfer.
“That’s easy,” explained Commissioner Swindle. “That was the date Republicans in Hamilton County found a Demonic DemocRAT like $tan Che$ley who was rich enough to afford to buy all their souls, and those guys really sold out cheap!”
This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols
NOTE: Persons of Consequence have been following the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles have been Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as our brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County that sound a lot like some other places closer to home.
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