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THURSDAY, JUNE 4, 2015
What a Difference a Year Makes
Think of how much things have changed since the first Wednesday in June, 2014. It was our Special “Worst Trade in History” E-dition, and we asked “What if the traitor (Bowe Bergdahl) left a note renouncing his citizenship?!”
It Was Obama’s Biggest Blunder Yet!
Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall said most people believed the worst trade in history was when the Boston Red Sox traded Babe Ruth to the Yankees for a mere $100,000. In Cincinnati, they said nothing compared with the time the Reds traded Frank Robinson to the Baltimore Orioles for Milt Pappas, the great uncle of current Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas. But in all the annals of American History, Obama really won the prize last year when he broke the law and traded a known traitor like Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl for five blood-soaked Taliban Terrorists.
Even all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, might understand that. It was a “Heck of a Job,” Obama!
The Blower reported that releasing prisoners was only Obama’s latest impeachable offense, not that you’d expect any of our spineless Republicans in Congress to notice or actually do anything about it!
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN also said on Wednesday’s date in 1920, Congress passed the 19th Amendment, guaranteeing women the right to vote. The women’s suffrage movement turned out to be a real success, but it’s the men who’ve been suffering ever since.
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bobby Leach’s “Down home, we like to see a woman put up on a pedestal, just high enough to see up her Dress.”
REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES WERE JUMPING FOR JOY: Just weeks after Jonathan Dever defeated their BFF Ricky Bryan by attacking Bryan for voting for higher taxes for ridiculous trips to Germany and the Stupid Streetcar in Cincinnati, Dever posted a call for a Luxury tax on his website. Oh the inhumanity! To have their favorite taxer be beaten because of taxes, and then have the very guy who beat him embrace higher taxes WITH A TOUCH OF CLASS WARFARE, was priceless.
The Blower wagered Dever’s supporters over at COAST weren’t too happy about this. Now what would they do, endorse the liberal DemocRAT to make Dever lose? Don’t put it past those knuckleheads.
Here is what Dever’s web site said: Eliminating the Income Tax Burden on our Working Families: Ohio, in order to be competitive economically, must reduce and phase out earnings taxes on working families. In its place, should be a luxury consumption tax, so that families can get ahead and take part in their American Dream. We should not punish hard work, and we should not hurt those that are doing their very best to provide for their children. As the Federal government increases taxes on hard working middle class Ohioans, we must do our part to help those that need it the most. Say what? What Dever’s gobbledygook translates to is: “Tax the hell out of thee, but none for you and me.”
WLW HATE RADIO NEWS reported Attorney Nathaniel Livingston, Jr. said he had filed a complaint with the Cincinnati Elections Commission against Cincinnati Clowncilman SMLP Smithermouth. The complaint alleged Smithermouth violated campaign contribution laws. Cincinnati law prohibits candidates from accepting more than $1,100 from any individual. The complaint stated public records showed Smithermouth accepted $2,200 from his brother Albert Smithermouth and $2,700 from his sister-in-law Liza Smithermouth. It also alleged he may also have received illegal donations from their company Jostin Construction, Inc. The Elections Commission was expected to investigate.
Note: Despite WLW’s official self-proclaimed accreditation and usual reliability for total accuracy, our Belligerent Black Blogger is not listed as an attorney according to the Supreme Court’s attorney registry.
SODOMY RITES UPDATE: That previous Saturday, Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-ass had sent out a press release that said Kroger, P&G, and Fifth Third Bank were again primary sponsors of the 2014 Cincinnati Sex Parade. US Bank and PNC Bank were sponsors as well. Events like that were notorious for the lewd and obscene sexual behavior that accompanied them, on public display for all to see, including children. Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders said at the Columbus, Ohio event, it was common for women to go topless, and reports had been given of sex in the streets at other “Pride Parade” events.
People were advised that if they were planning to take their families to downtown Cincinnati that weekend, Booby Leach already had his lawn chair set up at a prime viewing location waiting for the topless lesbian lovers.
The groups leading and participating in last year’s event comprised the coalition that worked so hard to legalize same-sex marriage in Ohio. This meant that any business that sponsored that sex parade also supported the legalization of same-sex marriage in Ohio. If you frequent any of these companies listed as 2015 sponsors, the Conservative Agenda suggests this year you contact them and politely share you concerns.
DID WESTERN & SOUTHERN really fall off the list of Fortune 500 Companies? Maybe John Barrett shouldn’t have spent so much erecting that building that looks like a really big penis.
INDICTED DITZY DEMOCRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter said all those criminal charges Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters got filed against her should be dismissed, because the special prosecutors Deters got appointed know Joe Deters personally. Was that woman deranged or what?
MEANWHILE AT THE FISHWRAP, Metro Mole wondered why all Idiotorials were being stamped with the following disclaimer: “This opinion is on behalf of the editorial board: Publisher Margaret Buchanan, Editor Washburn, and writers Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman.” Do you think it’s so the gals could all share the blame, like when women divvy up the bill down to the penny when it comes time to pay for lunch at a restaurant?
DISGRUNTLED DEMOCRATS: The new local DemocRAT Party Bylaws were being challenged at the previous week’s Precinct Executive committee meeting. Most people couldn’t understand why Burke was so upset. The reason was, the revisions proposed would strictly limit Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka’s authority to play King, and make all the decisions by himself. Why should he listen to anyone else?
In the then-just-approved Bylaws, it said the officers of the Central Committee shall be Five (5) Executive Co-Chairs who agree to run and serve together.
Though Tim Burka was declaring victory at the Precinct Executive meeting, he did suffer a few losses. The letter Burke sent clearly asked Precinct Executives to elect the seven Executive Committee candidates as a slate. This was contrary to the Ohio DemocRAT Party bylaws. His loss came when his opponents threatened to de-certify the election of his chosen disciples if they were voted on as a slate. He’s done it that way for more than 20 years. So the newly elected Precinct Executives have a list of questions they’d like Burke to answer. Just wait till you see them!
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially INDICTED (NOW CONVICTED) DITZY DEMOCRAT Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter.
IN ANDERSON: The Blower was wondering if somebody at the Anderson Chamber of Commerce, would finally be explaining why Jeff Ruby had received that ridiculous “Outstanding Citizen Award?” The place Jeff’s wife Rickelle threw him out of the car wasn’t even in Anderson Township. Maybe that’s why the Anderson High Class of 1956 was holding its monthly Re-union Dinner Thursday night at an overpriced restaurant in Covington, instead of Anderson, since the Chamber gave a guy who doesn’t even live in the Township its “Outstanding Citizen” Award.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel said in the previous day’s item featuring the stories in Edition #53 published then-23 years ago (when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town), we forgot to include that Real Editorial by the Publisher about that time Linda Libel was so worked up over the Queen’s visit that she got Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane up at 4:30 A.M to drive her down to Lane’s End Farm in Versalles, KY, to attend a silly photo opportunity and media circus where reporters and cameramen with something better to do stood out beneath the blazing Bluegrass sun to watch a 65-year old woman inspect her stallions’ genitals.
A life-long Anglophile, Linda recalled Her Majesty’s dry sense of humor. Linda curtsied and asked Her Majesty how she liked being treated like royalty everywhere she went, and Her Majesty said, “It’s good to be the Queen.” Who would’ve thought Her Majesty was a Mel Brooks fan? [You can see that entire E-dition here.]
FINALLY, LAST YEAR AT THE ANNUAL VETERAN’S D-DAY LUNCH AT OUTBACK, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane would once again repeating that heroic tale of how he and two buddies survived that Infamous “Three Against A Thousand Raid”
What a battle, what fantastic odds, they never should have attempted it in the first place; it was “Three against a 1,000.” First they opened up with artillery fire— it was three against 1,000. Then they came with an infantry assault— it was three against 1,000. It was some of the bloodiest hand-to-hand combat in history.
Kane would also be gathering signatures on that petition he planned to present to the Township Trustees at that month’s meeting, asking that an appropriate portion of a road in Anderson Township be designated as a memorial highway, to honor PFC Petkovsky, one of the other heroes of that “Three Against A Thousand Raid.”
Today’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award goes to
Cincinnati State President O’dell Owens, who now wants all Hamilton County over-taxed payers to fund his crappy community college, claiming “We create the Middle Class.” Spoken like a real Obama “Community Organizer” Disciple.
No wonder Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says, “Why should property owners even consider paying for tutors for ‘students’ at Cincinnati State who should never ever have graduated from ‘high’ school? Applicants who can’t do college-level work the first day of classes should not be admitted to Cincinnati State.
Here’s a silent but deadly Bronx Cheer for O’Dell’s tax scheme.
And Imagine Having To Look At This Every Time You Walk the Hallway at Cincinnati State.
Actually, it’s located just outside the Financial Aid office (how appropriate). Instead of putting a picture of Santa Claus outside the Financial Aid office, Odell decided on the next best thing. This shrine has been in place next to the lobby at Cincinnati State since Obama’s first election. We’re looking for a follow-up display on just what Obama has accomplished in his nearly seven years in office. That display could be reduced to the size of a matchbox.
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