TUESDAY, JUNE 2, 2015       

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers    

A year ago at this time, Obama’s D-Word was “Dramatic,” for the way he cynically bumped his VA Scandal from the political spotlight with the surprise release of Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl. —Obama Supporters in the Press

Please don’t ask why the Obama Administration broke the law to exchange five murdering terrorists at GITMO for an American Deserter and Taliban Sympathizer whose selfish act ended up costing the lives of better men. —Obama’s Paid Liars Susan Rice and Chuck Hagel on the Sunday TV News Shows

That’s why we chose former prisoner of war and Vietnam War veteran John McCain’s “These are the highest high-risk people. Others that we have released have gone back into the fight.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

With all that going on, I really looked like a “Doofus” for unexpectedly resigning on cue to deflect attention from the latest scandal for which Obama should have been impeached. —Obama’s Ex-White House Piss Boy Jay Carney

My D-Word is still “What Difference does is make?” for those four “Dead Americans” whenever anybody brings up my Benghazi cover-up. —Hillary  

On Saturday’s 71st Anniversary of D-Day, our D-Word will be for “Deception,” when we try to change the name of Omaha Beach to “Obama Beach.” —Obama’s Organizing for Action Third Term Re-election Campaign

Obama’s Scandals are sinking our ship, but we say a rising “Debt Ceiling” will lift our boats. —Deluded DemocRATS in Congress

Our D-Word is “Deny” whenever somebody says Obama’s Scandals are our fault. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.

Our D-word is “Delirious,” TEA Party Guy Rand Paul notched a win when his blockade in the Senate halted the renewal of the National Security Agency’s authority to collect telephone metadata, starting at midnight Sunday night. —TEA Party Patriots

Our D-Word for today is no longer “Distaff,” since Skaggie Maggie and Wedgie Washburn are no longer around. —Feckless Fishwrappers

In Kentucky, the D-Word will be “Defeated” on Confederate Memorial Day. —Hurley the Historian

Dirty words don’t all begin with the letter “D.” —George Carlin

 

My D-Word was “Destructive” when I destroyed my server at the corner of Clifton Avenue and Martin Luther King Drive Monday afternoon from 4-5PM. —Your Frumpy Hillary Impersonator (who vaguely resembles Loony Libertarian Jim Berns dressed up like Bruce Jenner) 

We can’t believe that “Dummy” asked for our endorsement like the one he got from our good friends at COAST. —Cincinnati Chapter of the NAALCP

Chris Finney’s Strange Bedfellow SMLP Smithermouth’s D-Word should be “Dishonest.” That’s why I filed a complaint against him with the Cincinnati Elections Commission. —Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston

I thought “Dishonest” was Kathy Harrell’s D-Word. —Our FOP Lodge #69 Snitch

Should my D-Word be “Disgraceful” or “Demeaning” for my “I’s Da Chief” Performance? —Cincinnati’s “Discredited” Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell 

My D-Word today is “Defending,” for the way I’m sticking up for City Mangler Harry Black’s failure to get Chief Blackwell to sign those resignation papers he asked for twice. Maybe the third time would be the charm. —Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley

Should our D-Words be “Dames in Distress,” just because we still won’t let babes in our clubhouse except to clean or serve meals. —Da Literary Club on Fourth Street

My D-Word is “Deluded” for Whiny Progressives like Ryan Messer and his Stupid Streetcar Suck-ups when they claim they can control the Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party. —Tim Burka

How “Disrespectful” to the Over-Taxed Payers were we when we agreed to pay Disgraced Ex-Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson all that money as part of our cover-up? — Forrest Gump School Board Members (Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn) 

 People who march in this month’s Gay Day Parade in Cincinnati will all be “Degenerates.” — Citizens for Community Values President Phil Burr-Ass

When I reminded Ohioans to “Defend” themselves during Internet Safety Month, I didn’t mean you had to wear a rubber. —Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine

My D-Word is “Due Date,” referring to June 22 when my jacked-up Hamilton County Property Taxes are “Due.” —Hamilton County’s Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor (who is always allowed to run unopposed)

I’m “Dejected,” especially after historic failure, trying to bring the 2016 Republican National Convention to Cincinnati. —RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP

The Cincinnati Reds D-word is once again “Doomed” in 2015. —Despondent Redleg Rooter Farley Fairweather

Saturday in Northern Kentucky, we’ll have some of the best D-Day celebrations ever. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo

What does the “D” stand for? —Goof Doofus

I think it should stand for “DemocRATS.” —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith

How about “Drink?” —Michael Liquid Plummer

What about “Disguised DemocRATS?” —NoKY Chamber of Commerce President Trey Grayson

At my place of business, the “D” always stands for “Detention.” —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl

Are you sure that “D” doesn’t stand for “Disbarred?” —$tan Che$ley

Thanks to that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club,) I’ll always be “Deranged, Demented, and Disbarred.” —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters

D-Day certainly doesn’t stand for “Diets.” —Weight Gainers Big-Ass Members Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich

Might it stand for “Dye-job?” —Y’All Ville Mayor Blondie Whalen

D-Day is for “Dinosaurs.” —The Lizard Museum   

D-Day is always a great time to wear your bikini at the Fort Mitchell Country Club.  —Miss Vicki

We’re still trying to figure out if Confederate Memorial Day is officially celebrated in Northern Kentucky.   —Rufus Redneck

On D-Day, all Second Amendment Advocates will offer a silent prayer for the souls of all those victims of gun violence, who died because laws already on the books have not been enforced.  —Billy Bob Carbine

You can’t fool us. D-Day was when all of us TV stations were supposed to begin broadcasting only in “Digital.”  —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish

Not even Sheree Paolello would be that stupid. —Dan Carroll, WCPO-TV’s Chopper 9 Helicopter Reporter

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl.

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Judge Jeanine’s Opening Statement May 30, 2015

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