Daily Archives: March 25, 2014

Special “Political Priorities” E-dition

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers    

  • image005Last weekend the 2014 Obamal golf season in Washington got underway, with Obama taking advantage of a break in the global warming-induced cold weather to head out to the links for the first time in the Washington area this year. It was only his 166th Over-taxed Payer Funded Golf Excursion since taking office. —Golf Digest
  • Thanks to Obama, I’m no longer the worst president in History. —Jimmuh Carter
  • On last weekend’s anniversary of ObamaCare, we hope you didn’t ask yourself if you were better off than you were four years ago. —Doomed DemocRATS Up For Ere-election
  • This week at the Ohio Senate Health Committee Meeting, we’re sure they’ll be hearing more about Free Needles for Heroin Addicts. —Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders
  • Even we would never go so far as to support FREE needles for drug users. —The FREE Grain Party
  •  Whenever Not ready for Prime Time GUBERnatorial candidate Ed Fitzgerald and I meet with the Idiotorial Board at The Fishwrap, we’re never asked about our real views on the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA). —Disingenuous DemocRAT Candidate for Ohio Attorney General David A. Pepper
  • image008With all that bad news about Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Scam coming out in The Fishwrap these days, please don’t publish our names. —The Soul Food Six on Cincinnati City Clown-Sale Who Voted to Give Liz Rogers $684k Grant and a $300 Loan in the First Place (Especially Wendell Young)
  • The Blower predicted Mahogany’s was doomed from the start. Go Figure!!! —Tattling Troublemaker Tino Delgato
  • We we’ren’t sure how The Blower really felt when we wrote another puff piece sob story about Mahoagny’s Liz feeling like she’s really a victim for taking that that $1 million handout from those loser Clown-Sale Persons and our Disgraced Former Mayor. —Feckless Fishwrappers
  • Western Southern CEO John Barrett; Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP; and Hamilton County Commissioner Me, Greg Hartmann want to know if they could turn Mahogany’s into a gay bar in time for the 2016 Republican National Convention in Cincinnati. —Whistleblower Lifestyle Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
  • image010If you think that video of Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane appearing in an erotic Chippendales video with a RINO, two Devious DemocRATS, and a Gay Darkie Mayor was embarrassing, wait till you see what we’ve uncovered to expose other prominent Conservatives to use in this year’s elections. — DemocRAT National Committee Opposition Research Operation 
  • What do you mean I don’t get to throw out the first pitch next Monday on the Reds’ Opening Day? —Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley
  • When all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, take their 90-minute bus ride to Mount Airy to stand in line for three hours to vote early, will they all be riding in the back of the bus? —Queen City Metro
  • image012How stupid are those Early Voters? The cost of mailing an absentee ballot for the upcoming Ohio Primary Elections on May 6 will still probably cost voters only 49-cents, and the cost to vote at your neighborhood polling place on Election Day will still be totally free. —Hamilton County Board of Elections
  • If only those wannabee voters could read the bus schedules, it might not take a dfay and a half to get from downtown to Mount Airy like it took me. —Delinquent DemocRAT State Senator Eric Kearney
  • What kind of reception do you think I’ll get from those TEA Party Harpies if I dare to show up at their “Throw the Bums Out Event” at Clark Montessori School in Hyde Park on Thursday night? —State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg (The Best Money Can Buy)
  • And how ironic will it be when Litigious Lawyer for COAST Chris Finney argues for a politician’s Right to Lie before the U.S. Supreme Court next month. —Whistleblower Legal Dream Spokesman Amicus Curiae
  • image014On this date in 1911, the Triangle Shirtwaist Company factory in New York City burned down, killing 145, but curiously, $tan Che$ley didn’t get a dime of that settlement money. What happened? —Hurley the Historian
  • That’s why we chose Will Rogers’ “Make crime pay. Become a Lawyer.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. —The Seediest Kids of All
  • We think we deserve more credit. —United Appall People
  • In last week’s column titled “Your Money’s Worth,” we learned what happened when the Coalition Opposing Unemployed Politicians came up with the idea of electing nine county commissioners instead of three.  —Your Friends in Patronage County
  • This year for Lent, I’m giving up self control, abstinence, and sobriety. —Your Good Friend Bobby Leach
  • image015After Race Baiter Al Sharpton welcomed Dishonest DemocRAT Hamilton County Poll Worker Melowese Richardson last week at Stevecia Race’s so-called Ohio Voters Bill of Rights Bill, we’re thinking of running Melowese in one of our uncontested Hamilton County Judge Districts.  —Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Executive Director Caleb Faux  
  • Are all of my snitches still on Spring Break? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
  • Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party!’” —Robin Williams
  • We’re not on Spring Break. It always seems that way. —Northern Kentucky Legislators
  • Usually it’s a sure sign of spring when UK is playing basketball in the NCAA Tournament and UC isn’t. —Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall
  • But it’s Spring Break in Florida. The temperature’s warm, teenage tramps have gone wild, and thongs are particularly lovely this time of year. —Frank Weikel
  • image019Please add Venice, Florida to the list of places The Blower is watching guys who took their wives and teenage children on Spring Break so they can spend all day on the beach ogling young girls’ breasts. —Larry Laptop
  • Did you know some of our newer phones allow The Blower’s photos to come through? —Barry Blackberry
  • image017According to my countdown, after tomorrow there will still 360 more days until the next BB&BJ Day. —Horny in Hebron
  • When does The Blower’s 2014 Girls Gone Wild on Spring Break video come out? —Will “The Thrill” Terwort
  • Where’s our video? —Wilder Women
  • Do they have any videos of women faking it? —Uptight Bitches from Fort Mitchell
  • Does what happens on Spring Break stay on Spring Break? —Political Philanderers
  • Do guys still drink a lot on Spring Break? —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith and Michael Liquid Plummer
  • image021Spring Break is a great was to get a great tan in only one day.—Larry the Loser
  • Do guys get to eat a lot on Spring Break? —Clueless Marc Wilson and Scott “Pass the Biscuits” Kimmich
  • I always used to go “crazy” on Spring Break. —E Rob Sanders
  • Come to think of it, maybe that’s what happened to my former patient. —“Crazy Eric’s” Crazy Psychiatrist
  • Trish the Dish still wants to know what BB&BJ stands for. —TV 19 News
  • She really knows, she’s just saying that. —WCPO-TV Helicopter Reporter Dan Carroll (Formerly with TV 19)
  • And if all of that isn’t Newsworthy enough, Geezers looking for Major Yabbos on the beach should check out “The Makeover.” — Our Aging Attorney Acquaintance Still Searching For His Lost Youth And Vigor On Spring Break In Naples

image029Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially John Barrett.

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         image025Sometimes The Blower ridicules old guys who take their wives and children on Spring Break to show that ogling young girls’ breasts on the beach is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a dirty old man.

          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially Ollie Ogler.

 SPRING BREAK HOT LINE

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Some Spring Break items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Spring Break Watching subscribers. 

WHISTLEBLOWER WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH VIDEO OF THE DAY

Newsbusted With Jodie Miller

 image028(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Addia Wuchner, Bluegrass State Representative [37 Mutual Friends], who doesn’t need a makeover)

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