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Wednesday, March 19, 2014
Is Putin Using the Same Strategy on Obama Today?
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 2003, the War in Iraq began with a shock-and-awe pyrotechnic display over Baghdad, and Defeatist DemocRATS in Congress immediately said the war had gone on too long and the response on the U.S. military was “disproportionate,” whatever in the hell that means.
Today, the nation is waiting for the apocalypse in Crimea after Russia ignored Obama’s threats and Kerry’s groveling and asserted its diplomatic and military muscle as tensions remained high ahead of a Sunday vote on secession in Crimea. Sunday’s vote was 96.8 % in favor of ignoring Alfred E. Obama. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if Real Republicans could use that same shock-and-awe strategy to attack Obama’s base of support, even before the 2014 elections in only 230 more days.
MEANWHILE IN WASHINGTON: Our DC Newsbreaker reports Obama’s White House Press Dweeb Jay Cardboard says not to worry about Obama’s humiliation on the world stage these days, because this year the NCAA March Madness Men’s Basketball Tournament began the day after St. Patrick’s Day, and everybody was waiting to see Obama’s “Sweet 16” Health Care Brackets. Equally as stupid, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP tweeted his own time-wasting NCAA Bracket Challenge, where the winner gets a FREE lunch, probably not at Liz Roger’s Mahogany Soul Food Restaurant, which may not still be open when the tournament’s over. 
THE MYSTERY OF MALAYSIA FLIGHT CONTINUES: Whistleblower Film Critic Ebert Maltin says we’re living inside the plot of one of those old James Bond movies. Locally, the best our Greater Cincinnati Gay and Lesbian Film Commission could do was to bag us a Lezzie Love Story being filmed at Maury’s Tiny Cove in Cheviot on April Fool’s Day. - IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says when everybody was celebrating Political Backstabbers Day on the Ides of March last week, State Rep-tiles John Becker, Ron Hood, and Ron Maag were all done-in by Ohio Speaker of the House, Bill Backstabber, who said, “The Ohio Republican Party has no room for conservatives under their big liberal tent. We’ll finally have party unity when the only people left are those who agree with me.”
Manders also says if Real Republicans want to sign a petition to Fire John Boehner House Speaker for capitulating on amnesty for illegal aliens, surrendering on runaway federal spending, supporting Obama’s demands to raise the debt ceiling, and breaking the sequester caps in the Ryan-Murray budget [CLICK HERE]
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WHISTLEBLOWER GOSSIP COLUMNIST LINDA LIBEL says the ladies in the next booth today at lunch at Trio were talking about Sheila Gray. “Have you seen Sheila Gray on Channel 12 yet?” “You mean that woman who used to be on Channel 19?” “Not yet.” “You’ll scream when you see her. She must have had plastic surgery since she was off the air, because her face looks like it has been pulled tighter than a bass drum.” - FROM THE NEGRO NEWS DESK: Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says Deadbeat DemocRAT Desperado Liz Rogers, owner of Mahogany restaurant in Cincinnati, is skilled at manipulating people. She thinks if she says something, it will be taken as true. With Cincinnati media, that’s usually the case. Besides The Blower, the only reporter who sticks to the facts regarding Liz is Tom Demeropolis of the Cincinnati Business Courier.
Liz made a claim she employs 60 people in her restaurant. She has more in the neighborhood of four employees.
Liz also pulled another statement from her fat ass, saying some unknown person embezzled $80,000 from her, which, she says, is why she can’t pay the rent on Mahogany and why she can’t repay her multitudinous other debts. We have asked her to identify this alleged embezzler, but she can’t provide us with a name. Liz stated she’s reported that person to Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters, but the old JayWalker has yet to call a press conference to say he’s received any information from Rogers on the matter.
Meanwhile, city clowncil member Wendall Young’s office explained Young still thinks Liz’s $300,000 loan from the city should be forgiven and wiped away “because she is receiving so much scrutiny.” Has he ever considered she may be receiving scrutiny perhaps because she has a current and years-long record of not paying her debts? Young doesn’t mind losing over-taxed payers’ money on deadbeat Liz. And Liz loves that.
- THIS JUST IN: Liz Rogers has received yet another extension to pay her back rent on the restaurant. She has until April 1 to pay $25,000. As we said before, the rental agent is another enabler for deadbeat Liz.
- MORE VOTER FRAUD: And when PMSNBC Race Baiter Al Sharpton shows up in Cincinnati on Thursday to campaign for Local Race Baiter Stevecia Race’s so-called Ohio Voters Bill of Rights Bill that would allow all those
Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, to stand in line posing for photographs by our Kneepad Liberals in the Press during all 35-day days of an early voting period with extended early voting hours where no voter identification would ever be required.
Word is Reverend Al also wants to meet with Judge Tracie Hunter’s followers. He can back da judge like he backed Tawana Brawley. Maybe he’ll buy everyone dinner at Mahogany to cap off his day!
MOVIN’ ON OUT TO THE WEST SIDE: Saturday evening, out in bucolic Green Township at the historic Twin Lanterns reception center, a birthday party was held for inner-city racial hustler and well-known hypocrite Reverend Demon Lynch-mob III.
Our Suburban Snitch, probably not Steve “Buns” Grote, says curious passersby were probably amazed to see all those inner city thugs and their hangers-on dressed to the nines. After all, there certainly was not a concert featuring any foul mouthed rappers scheduled at the adjacent Green Township Veterans park and Administrative Complex. That is, unless you don’t count the sometimes foul mouthed Greed Township Trustees who meet their twice a month.
Were all the good places in Over the Rhine already booked? What about a private party catered by the City Clowncil subsidized Mahogany’s soul food restaurant? Was in the Reverend himself who was overheard saying that he wouldn’t eat that place’s crap at the point of a gun: something that he is all too familiar with to be sure.
Certainly there had to be at least one room open for private use at The Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center Still Permanently Enslaving the Over-Taxed Payers of Hamilton County. We all know what a racial healer that Reverend Lynch Mob has been. That place would have been a natural as well for that type of shameless celebration.
Sadly for the City of Cincinnati, it is just probably because even racial hustlers know the difference between a good place to have a safe party and meal without the threat of being mugged and ANY location in downtown where you also have to pay to park just to attend any event.
MORE BLACK-ON-BLACK VIOLENCE: Cincinnati NAALCP President Ishton Morton was arrested last week after an assault complaint was filed with the Hamilton County Municipal Court. Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil’s Office provided the photo. Did you ever think you’d miss SMLP Smithermouth being in charge of that group?
Meanwhile down at The Fishwrap, they keep trying to tell us, it’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our community great; it’s our “Diversity!”
- TWENTY-THREE YEARS AGO TODAY, when Edition #42 was published on March 19, 1991, even then The Whistleblower was making fun of some of our “friends.”
NO ENDORSEMENT FOR $TAUTBERG: Ohioans for Educational Freedom PAC has not endorsed State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg for re-election in the 27th Ohio House District. Dedicated to assisting the best possible candidates to an electable office, OEF believes it can make a difference, and has put its collective abilities together to preserve our core values and retain our moral fabric, which is probably why the group is endorsing Stautberg’s opponent.
THE FOIBLES OF FRED: When Jim Prues (DemocRAT Candidate for Congress in Ohio’s First District) and John Sheil (DemocRAT Candidate for Congress in Ohio’s Second District) team up at Norwood’s Indian Mound Café tonight, do you think either of them will mention our Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata, who got 3% of the vote running against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in 2012 and who’s not running for Congress as a Duplicitous DemocRAT in Ohio’s First District in the May 6 primary election in only 51 more days?
ATTENTION GREATER CINCINNATI AND DAYTON JOURNALISTS: You still have time to gather your worst work from 2013 and enter the Greater Cincinnati Society for Unprofessional Journalist Chapter’s 2013 Mark of Excellence Contest. The categories have been radically changed this year reflecting the new media world in which we live. So, get busy. The deadline for entries has been extended until MARCH 21, 2014. Good luck!- TIME WARNER CABLE is also asking Business Class customers to submit stories by March 21 about how Time Warner Cable Business Class services have helped them to be more productive, competitive and successful. Good luck with that!
AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s arguing about an elected official’s Right to Lie before the U.S. Supreme Court next month. “I can’t imagine a better choice,” Kane explained.
That’s probably why our Quote for Today Committee chose George Orwell’s: “Political language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.
FINALLY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says many of his Northern Kentucky staffers didn’t show up to work today. Maybe they were all home celebrating BB&BJ Day on March 20 a little early. Remember what Confucius say about BB&BJ Day: Treat little woman like vacuum cleaner. If she stops sucking, change the bag.
And in a related story, yesterday Horny in Hebron’s wife went to the dentist, and following some minor gum surgery, the dentist told her not to eat apples, be careful brushing her teeth, and by no means was she to perform oral sex. “Damn,” she said. “I love apples.” Then she asked for a doctor’s note to take home for tomorrow.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially “Sex Fiends.”
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