Sunday, March 16, 2013
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE FOREIGN POLICY FIASCO STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s warning to Russia that “there will be costs for any military intervention in Ukraine,” AS Pro-Russian forces tightened their grip on airports and strategic sites on Ukraine’s Crimea peninsula, despite Obama warning Moscow not to intervene.
- OUR NUMBER TWO FOREIGN POLICY FIASCO STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s Doofus Secretary of State John Kerry warned of serious repercussions for Russia on Monday if last-ditch talks over the weekend to resolve the crisis in Ukraine failed to persuade Moscow to soften its stance.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE FOREIGN POLICY FIASCO STORY THIS WEEK was when Russia ignored Obama’s threats and Kerry’s groveling and asserted its diplomatic and military muscle Saturday as tensions remained high ahead of a Sunday vote on secession in Crimea.
- MONDAY in our Official “Political Backstabbers Week” E-dition, The Blower asked Is that a dagger in your toga, or are you just glad to see us:
Hurley the Historian says Saturday’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body. Sounds a little like one of those 2014 Republican Congressional Caucuses, doesn’t it?
Our Quote for Today Committee says “Beware the Ides of March” and “Et tu, Brute” are two of the most remembered lines from all of Shakespeare’s plays.
That’s why the Ides of March is “Political Backstabbers Day.” It’s celebrated as a national holiday by Political Backstabbers and Backstabees (most elected officials have been both), as well as people who’ll knife you in the back just to get ahead, and people in politics you once thought were your friends. The Blower knows who all of you are, and more importantly, you all know that The Blower knows who all of you are. Maybe that’s why Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane always sits with his back to the wall when a big backstabber buys his lunch, especially on March 15. Obviously, he learned backstabbers can only get you when your back is turned.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Political Backstabber” E-dition, The Blower asked for your nominations and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Saturday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian
People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee
Could we nominate each other? —Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters
I don’t need anybody to stab me in the back. I can do that all by myself. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
I’ve already agreed to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where I’ll be leading Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly. —Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann
Backstabbing gives a hole new meaning to “I’ve got your back.” —Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback
Is Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous Auditor stabbing us in the back when he used his February 16 guest column in The Fishwrap to compare our city to Detroit? —Cincinnati City Clown-cil
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- WEDNESDAY in in our Official “Backstabber Voting” E-dition, The Blower explained “Best Friend” has ten letters, but so does “Lying Bitch!”
A Whole Lot of Backstabbing Going On
The Blower’s friends at Backstabbers.com define “Backstabbing” as attacking someone unfairly, especially in an underhanded, deceitful manner. Backstabbing was first mentioned in historical literature with reference to Julius Caesar and Brutus – a conflict that was memorialized by William Shakespeare with his notable quote “Beware the Ides of March….” Since that first documented backstabbing the act has been perfected as an art form. Most of us know of at least one Backstabber and some of us are unlucky enough to have to deal with many of them on a day to day basis. (Bosses, “Best Friends,” Spouses, Boyfriends, or Girlfriends) Today we find ourselves surrounded by public backstabbers in Politics. That’s why we all need to nominate all those Backstabbing Bastards for The Whistleblower’s Annual Backstabber Awards to be announced this Saturday on Backstabbers Day (The Ides of March).
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Backstabbers in History” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Almost the Ides!”
More Historical Political Perspective
By now almost everybody’s heard about The Ides of March on March 15. It was an ancient festival celebrating the Roman God Mars that didn’t end up being too festive for Julius Caesar, though. In Shakespeare’s version of the story, Caesar was warned to “Beware the Ides of March.” On that fateful day, Caesar was literally stabbed in the back by Brutus, his supposed ally. In Shakespeare’s play, Caesar uttered the famous dying words, “et tu, Brute?” which, as everyone except a Failed Cincinnati Public School graduate might know, means, You too, Brutus?”
Other famous Backstabbers throughout history include Brett Favre, whose breathtaking 15-year career with the Green Bay Packers made him a golden boy among Packer fans. But Favre stabbed Packer fans in the back when he started playing for the New York Jets in 2008 after initially claiming that he simply wanted to “retire” from the Packers.
Benedict Arnold was a very promising colonial general during the American Revolution. Much to his displeasure, however, he was passed over for promotion by the Continental Congress in 1777 in spite of a sterling record and an honorably wounded leg. When he was given command of West Point in 1780, Arnold finalized his plans to not only defect, but also surrender his fortress to the British for the price of £20,000. Benedict Arnold was the original American Backstabber.
Then there’s the story of Judas Iscariot, one of the earliest and least popular accountants of all time, teaches us that even the nicest of guys have to watch their backs. And sides.
Until today in America, where Obama has now become our Backstabber in Chief. Have you ever noticed how we’ve all become more familiar with the term “thrown under the bus” since Barak Hussein Obama first began his campaign for President?
Legendary War Hero Oliver North is only the latest Conservative to use the dreaded “I-Word.” His exact phrase was, “If any other president had tried to do what Obama has done, he already would be impeached.” Unfortunately members of John Boehner’s RINO- Controlled House of Representatives, where Impeachment begins, are not made of sterner stuff.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editrix:
Why, it’s none other than Condoleezza Rice herself, one of the most qualified women in America ever, whose academic and professional accomplishments include being a college professor and a university provost, as well as being the nation’s first black female National Security Advisor and Secretary of State. No wonder so many Conservatives wish Condi would consider running for President or Vice President in 2016, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Condi’s “The essence of America – that which really unites us – is not ethnicity, or nationality or religion – it is an idea – and what an idea it is: That you can come from humble circumstances and do great things.”
Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting the Fairer Sex during Black Republican Women’s History Month, is pleased to select Ms. Rice to be this week’s guest editrix and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
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- SATURDAY in our Special “Political Backstabbers Day”” E-dition, The Blower said, “Don’t say we didn’t warn you!”
Happy Ides of March, Everybody!
The big day has finally arrived, and you Backstabbers will finally get some of the recognition you deserve. Hurley the Historian says today’s the historic date (March 15, 44 BCE) when Roman Emperor Julius Caesar ignored his soothsayer’s words of warning and went to work that day anyway, whereupon Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed him in the back, and the front, and just about every other place on his body.
All this week nominations have been flooding in for The Blower’s “2014 Backstabber of the Year Award.” Obama doesn’t need a special award. Anybody who’s not a Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, realizes Obama’s been stabbing America in the back for years, just like all those Obama Supporters in the Press.
In Congress, it was too hard to choose just one backstabber, because Conservatives watching the total wussification of GOP House Speaker John Boehner and Senate Surrender Caucus Leader Bitch McConnell, couldn’t decide who was worse.
Ohio TEA Party Patriots totally favor giving Ohio’s ObamaCare-Loving Governor Kasich Taylor the honor.
Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann was pleased as punch to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where led Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly, and Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback says the St. Patrick’s Day Parade Committee stabbed all gay lovers in the back when they wouldn’t even invite Degenerate DemocRATS on City Clowncil to march in the parade, so all those gay lovers on Clowncil couldn’t boycott the parade, after the committee failed to allow Homosexual Hibernians to march again this year.
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More Women’s History Month Political Insight This Weekend
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The 2014 St. Patrick’s Day Parade was held in Cincinnati on Saturday afternoon, and not only did the organizing committee fail to invite all those gay and lesbian Irish groups that wanted to march again this year, but those homo-hating Hibernians also purposely forgot to invite any of those Degenerate DemocRATS on Cincinnati City Clowncil, especially after they got all that publicity boycotting last year’s event to show their support for the “Diversity” our Fishwrappers proclaim makes our community great. Whistleblower Alternative Life-Style Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis wonder if we’ll see another staged photo of gay activists illegally marching in this year’s parade, like this one in 2013. We’re surprised our Fabulous Fishwrappers weren’t also clamoring for Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman to be the Grand Marshal on the anniversary of his big announcement that his son had come down with The Gayness.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1968, the My Lai massacre took place in Vietnam, and WLW Hate Radio Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says he remembers it was a really big deal, because heard about it all the way up in Saskatchewan.
- THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Willie’s Role Model Demosthenes, who said in 338 B.C.: “He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says only 6% rate the News Media as “Very Trustworthy.”- DUMBED-DOWN DEMOCRATS: This weekend, Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose were pleased to donate another $5 to help Disingenuous DemocRATS fight all those lying ads paid for by the Republicans with some totally dishonest misinformation of their own.
FROM CROPPER’S CRAPPER: Friday in a New York Times op-ed, Republican Senate Whacko John McCain wrote that someday the Russians would oust Putin. [See More of Edward Cropper’s Photo Shop Editorial Spoofs on Current Events Here]
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Bluegrass Secretary of State Alison Wondergams Grimes is urging 15,000 Kentuckians who hate Bitch McConnell to sign up as precinct election officers for the May 20 primary election in only 65 more days. The fact that Wondergams will be McConnell’s opponent in the November election is only a coincidence.
Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Totally Disbarred Yet, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters was nominated by a lot of people (including disgruntled clients) for The Blower’s Backstabber of the Year Award in Northern Kentucky, including Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders, The Whistleblower, Former American Bar Association President/ Now CVG Czar William T. Robinson III, the entire Bluegrass Bar Association, and Lovely Lisa Wells, who’s just got a raise from WLW Hate Radio for doing the program “Crazy Eric” was doing for free.
Horny in Hebron says BB&BJ Day on March 20 will be a good way to celebrate Women’s History Month.
And when U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder testified before the U.S. Sentencing Commission to encourage shorter prison sentences for certain non-violent drug traffickers, Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders said, “The public is being sold a bill of goods.” The Robster doesn’t think lowering penalties is such a good idea. “I don’t know if the Obama administration or attorney general Holder have noticed, but we have quite a bit a heroin problem going on in greater Cincinnati and especially here in Northern Kentucky. The last thing we need is to be cutting penalties on drug offenders.”
- FREE NEEDLES UPDATE: So if that Needle Dispensing Van in Springdale has only donated 50 needles in a month, how do they fund such a project? The Blower hopes they aren’t using any Federal funds, because the van’s funds, the employee pay, and the funds for needles themselves have all been banned for years by the Feds!
- MORE LOCAL LOSERS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders if it’s an unwritten rule that Cincinnati Sports Teams like the Reds, Bungals, Bearcats, and Muskies are always supposed to lose the first post-season playoff game.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says both Republican Senator Rob “Fighting for More Spending” Portman and Discredited DemocRAT Senator Sherrod Brown were party to a so-called bipartisan agreement to revive emergency jobless benefits for five months and permit retroactive payments to those who lost it on Dec. 28. It would be paid for with a policy known as “pension smoothing” (Both parties have supported it in the past, but critics have bashed as a budgetary sleight of hand), an extension of custom user fees through 2024, and a provision that lets single-employer pension plans prepay their premiums. Anything those two weasels could ever agree on can’t be good for the rest of us.
SOMETIMES STUFF IN THE BLOWER GETS ACTION: Reading Police Chief Scott Snow says as you may recall, I had contacted you in December about a posting on your site. We never heard back from the individual, but I wanted to let you know that we completed our investigation.
It took some time to develop a case, but I’m happy to report we served a drug search warrant on this location during the last week of February. Our raid resulted in seven arrests, with charges ranging from Possession of Drug Abuse Instruments (Heroin) to Child Endangering. Subsequently, the landlord has evicted the offenders after our notification and will see that any new tenants are vetted accordingly.
I just wanted to let everyone know that we take these kind of matters seriously. Thanks for your help.
ANOTHER APRIL FOOL’S EVENT: Disgraced DemocRAT Former President Jimmy Carter (the Second Worst President in History) may be scheduled to be at the Joseph-Beth Bisexual Bookstore in Norwood on April 1 for a book-signing event, but the Hamilton County RINO Party is also planning a fundraising Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP is calling his 2014 Judicial Salute, whatever the hell that is on the same date. An even stupider occurrence will also begin on April 1 this year. That’s when all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, will be able to stand in line for hours outside the Board of Elections instead of slapping a 49-cent stamp (or however much postage the instructions tell you to put on the envelope) to mail in their absentee ballots. 
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #91 says you should turn up at your local Muslim outreach program by wearing an “I’d rather be Waterboarding” t-shirt.- THE FOIBLES OF FRED: When Jim Prues (DemocRAT Candidate for Congress in Ohio’s First District) and John Sheil (DemocRAT Candidate for Congress in Ohio’s Second District) team up at Norwood’s Indian Mound Café on March 19, do you think either of them will mention our Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata, who got 3% of the vote running against “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup in 2012 and who’s not running for Congress as a Duplicitous DemocRAT in Ohio’s First District in the May 6 primary election in only 51 more days?
- RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: The Blower isn’t the only publication that thinks Liz Rogers’ Mahogany Restaurant should turn out the lights. Nasty Negress Kathy Y. Wilson at CityBleat says, “Entities like Cincinnati City Council wrongly anoint the wrong Black One for the sake of appearing fair and inclusive and, invariably, that Black One makes Colossal Mistakes.” The Blower had been using that “Pull Quote” for a couple of weeks without knowing where it came from, and we just wanted a fair-and-unbiased columnist like Kathy to get full credit for it.
LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman’s “Pope Francis is the hip Pope. He is celebrating his first anniversary of being Pope. He refers to Lent as ‘March Madness.’ That is how wacky he gets.”
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the Vernal Equinox Day, we found this in his “Lust in My Heart,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Wrongs of Spring
These first happy days of Spring
Have promise of what nights will bring.
We’ll go out beer swilling
With girls who are willing
To have that ring-a-ding-ding.
THIS WEEK’S SEEDIEST KID OF ALL WAS “YOUNG TOM BRINKMAN,” who learned to hate taxes at an early age. [READ MORE HERE]
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “YOUR MONEY’S WORTH,” We learned what happened when the Coalition Opposing Unemployed Politicians came up with the idea of electing nine county commissioners instead of three. This op-ed column first appeared in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols on March 18, 1981.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others.
This includes all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
IN ANDERSON after Pot Hole Spotters reported that Edsel-Eating Pothole at Beechmont and Five Mile still hadn’t been repaired, Corbly Clough, the township’s only registered owner of a 1959 Edsel automobile, was reported missing Thursday on his way to the Outback restaurant on Five Mile. Now you know why you don’t see any other Edsels in the Kroger parking lot at the Anderson Town Center. The Pot Hole must’ve gotten them.
It’s a good thing State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg (the best one can buy) isn’t in charge of fixing potholes in the 27th Ohio House District, or the entire Anderson Area would’ve disappeared into a sinkhole ages ago.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all those Backstabber nominations The Blower receiving, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “God must really like Backstabbers, because he made so many of them.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (March 17) we’ll celebrating Heterosexual St. Patrick’s Day in Cincinnati, as well as continuing to count down the 1,041 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (March 18) we’ll be celebrating Ohio Senator Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman’s one-year anniversary of announcing his son had been afflicted by The Gayness, and we’ll see what our Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers have to say about that.
- Wednesday, (March 19) we’ll be our Official “Remembering Shock and Awe” E-dition, and while we’re advising Republicans should use the same strategery on Obama today.
- Thursday (March 20) is the day Spring officially arrives, which means there will be some slight mention of either the Vernal Equinox or BB&BJ Day.
- The first line of Friday’s (March 21) limerick is: “On Thursday, it was BB&BJ Day.”
- And Saturday (March 22), will be “Goof Off Day,” which is like most every other day for most of our elected officials.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially the winner of the Whistleblower’s 2014 Backstabber of the Year Award.
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