Friday, March 14, 2014
Dumbing Down With Double Standards
College Insurrection reports a black conservative group is noting the glaring hypocrisy in the protests associated with the selection of Condoleezza Rice as a commencement speaker and honorary doctorate recipient at Rutgers University.
A few years ago, Rutgers University paid MTV’s drunken reality star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi of Jersey Shore-fame $32,000 to talk to students about getting wasted and maintaining a fake tan. And as our friends at Weasel Zippers pointed out, why have a successful smart black woman as a role model speak when a STD filled one is available?
American journalist and Fox News Analyst Juan Williams wrote Liberals are shockingly quick to demean and dismiss brilliant black people like Rice, [noted surgeon Ben] Carson, Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, U.S. Senator Tim Scott (R-SC), Professor Walter E. Williams, and economist Thomas Sowell because they don’t fit into the role they have carved out for a black person in America. Black Americans must be obedient liberals of all things or risk being called a race traitor or Uncle Tom.
It’s just another part of the Liberal Agenda continuously being waged against America by the Powers of Political Correctness, not that any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would understand, since they’re the same morons willing to stand in line for hours outside the Board of Elections to vote on a Sunday, instead of slapping a 49-cent stamp (or however much postage the instructions tell you to put on the envelope) on the envelope to mail in their absentee ballots.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editix:
Why, it’s none other than Condoleezza Rice herself, one of the most qualified women in America ever, whose academic and professional accomplishments include being a college professor and a university provost, as well as being the nation’s first black female National Security Advisor and Secretary of State.
No wonder so many Conservatives wish Condi would consider running for President or Vice President in 2016, and our Quote for Today Committee chose Condi’s “The essence of America – that which really unites us – is not ethnicity, or nationality or religion – it is an idea – and what an idea it is: That you can come from humble circumstances and do great things.”
Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting the Fairer Sex during Black Republican Women’s History Month, is pleased to select Ms. Rice to be this week’s guest editrix and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
- “Goodbye Mom” by Sonny Boyce
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”
He answered, “That’s okay.”
“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Good bye, Mom’ as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”
She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”
The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.
“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.
“How come so much? I only bought five items.”
The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”
Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker. Don’t trust Little Old Ladies!!!
- “PRETTY SOON YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT REAL MONEY” by Everett Dirksen
The next time you hear a politician use the Word ‘billion’ in a casual manner, think about whether you want the ‘politicians’ spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases.
- A billion seconds ago it was 1959.
- A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
- A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
- A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
- A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate our government is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain…let’s take a look at New Orleans …It’s amazing what you can learn with some simple division:
Louisiana Senator, Mary Landrieu (D) was asking Congress for $250 BILLION DOLLARS to rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number…But what does it mean? If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man, woman and child) you each get $516,528.
Or… If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home gets $1,329,787. Or… if you are a family of four…your family gets a paltry $2,066,012.
Washington, D.C…HELLO! Are all the calculators broken?
HERE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE TAXES YOU PAY TODAY: Building Permit Tax, CDL License Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Dog License Tax, Federal Income Tax (Fed), Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA), Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Fuel Permit Tax, Gasoline Tax, Hunting License Tax, Inheritance Tax, Inventory Tax, IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax), IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax), Liquor Tax, Luxury Tax, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Property Tax, Real Estate Tax, Service charge Taxes, Social Security Tax, Road Usage Tax (Truckers), Sales Taxes, Recreational Vehicle Tax, School Tax, State Income Tax, State Unemployment Tax (SUTA), Telephone Federal Excise Tax, Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax,Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax, Telephone State and Local Tax, Telephone Usage ChargeTax, Utility Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, Watercraft Registration Tax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax (And to think, we left British rule to avoid so many taxes)
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago…And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt…We had the largest middle class in the world…And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened? Can you spell “politicians?”
And I still have to Press “1” For English. I hope this goes around the USA At least 100 times. What the hell is happening to our country, ANYWAY?
- “MORAL COMPASS” by Edward Pointer
Are you as moral as you think you are?
This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.
Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.
Here’s the Situation:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific.
There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.
This is a flood of biblical proportions.
You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.
You’re trying to shoot career-making photos.
There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water.
Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.
Here’s the Test:
Suddenly you see a man in the water.
He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.
You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is.
It’s Barack Obama!
At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.
You Have Two Options:
You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America.
Here’s The Question (Please give us an honest answer)
“Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?”
- AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it.
He was a dwarf. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ‘I AM NOT HAPPY!’ So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” And that’s how the fight started…..
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Another Women’s History Month Moment
“Congresswoman” Sheila Jackson Lee Thinks The Constitution is 400 Years Old
[See More of Edward Cropper’s Photo Shop Editorial Spoofs on Current Events Here]
PLUS THIS DEADBEAT DEMOCRAT UPDATE
Recently we wrote about WLWT airing a puff story on Monday about deadbeat desperado Liz Rogers, saying her Mahogany restaurant rent arrearage had been “satisfied.”
Now WLW’s Mike Dardis and John London have egg on their faces for stupidly accepting statements from “those close” to Rogers saying the arrearage was paid. WLW never bothered to verify the payment nor did they ask the source of the money. Turns out old devious Liz didn’t make any payment on Monday or this week at all.
Publicity hound and child-beater Sam Malone went on camera Monday, saying Rogers had paid her back rent when in fact she has not.
Rogers had until 5:00 p.m. Wednesday to make the final payment on the back rent, but she didn’t make the deadline. Even if Rogers does eventually bring things up to date this time, it doesn’t mean she will pay next month’s rent or the one after that. Deadlines don’t mean anything to deadbeat Liz. And people keep on coddling her, including the landlord and the city.
When will that minister guy jump on TV saying how people don’t understand poor old Liz?
Stories We’re Working On
Poll: Putin Stronger Leader Than Obama- Kerry Gives Russia Monday Deadline
- Dow Tumbles 231 Points
- Dems in Disarray over ObamaCare
- Gays Still Excluded from Local St. Patrick’s Day Parade
- Covington Finance Director Guilty of Stealing $700,000 in City Funds
- Not Giving Up Lent Jokes For Lent
Whistleblower Web Poll
(A) Drinking and carousing: 2%
(B) Watching that stupid parade: 1%
(C) Painting their peckers green: 1%
(D) Watching Erin Go Braless: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
What Saith, Soothsayer?
This week, everybody who attended the Whistleblower’s big “Political Backstabbers Day” celebration on the “Ides of March” to commemorate the date Julius Caesar got stabbed 137 times in the back at a toga party, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is our Anonymous Backstabber at the courthouse, who says “It’s always more fun stabbing somebody in the back when they don’t know who you are.”
Anonymous wins rear-view glasses so he can watch his own back, a K-tel knife sharpener, and his immediate induction into the Backstabbing Politicians Hall of Fame. His winning limerick is:
Celebrating Political Backstabbing Day.”
After the voters have all had their say.
To all their chagrin
Whoever gets in
The bronze gods will have feet of clay.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who always says, (After you.”):
Celebrating political backstabbing day
When Brutus took Caesar away
Treachery never abates
It’s just new victims, new dates
For a politician, it’s whatever makes hay.
We could talk about Ron Paul and McCain
And Lindsay of South Carolina fame
But when push comes to shove
There’s only one thing politicos love
Making profit on someone else’s pain.
But if you really want to know about today
Just ask a Carney named Jay
He deserves an award
For being the most cardboard
He’s a butt-kisser, that’s all I can say.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“On Thursday, it was BB&BJ Day”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially State Rep-tile Peter $tautberg (The Best One Money Can Buy).
CELEBRATING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE
e-mail your favorite “So this feminist walks into a bar” jokes today.
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Whistleblower Video of the Day
Mansplaining Women’s History Month
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