Tuesday, March 11, 2014
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Everybody’s getting ready to celebrate “Political Backstabbers Day” Saturday on the Ides of March to commemorate that historic date in 44 BCE when Brutus and the rest of the RINOs in the Senate stabbed Roman Emperor Julius Caesar in the back, the front, and just about every other place on his body. —Hurley the Historian - People are already sending in their nominations for “Political Backstabber of the Year.” —Backstabber of the Year Selection Committee
- Could we nominate each other? —Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Hamilton County Prosecutor “JayWalking Joe” Deters
- I don’t need anybody to stab me in the back. I can do that all by myself. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
- I’ve already agreed to be Grand Marshal at the Backstabbers Day Parade on March 15, where I’ll be leading Clowncilman Flynn Flam and the rest of the Streetcar Six along the route of the Trolley Folly. —Cincinnati Vice Mayor David Mann
- Backstabbing gives a “hole” new meaning to “I’ve got your back.” —Cincinnati Clown-cilgay Chris Squealback
- Is Hamilton County’s Double-Dipping Disingenuous Auditor stabbing us in the back when he used his February 16 guest column in The Fishwrap to compare our city to Detroit? —Cincinnati City Clown-cil
We hope The Blower gives proper credit to Women Backstabbers during Women’s History Month. —The League of Women Backstabbers
Is there a separate category for “Backstabbers in Broadcasting?” —Your Former WLW Hate Radio Snitch- Chippy Gerhardt says everybody in the Anderson Township Republican Club is a backstabber. —State Rep-Tile Peter $tautberg (The best money can buy)
- Do those 3% of Republicans who voted for me in Ohio’s Second District think I’m stabbing them in the back now that I’m running for Congress as a Duplicitous DemocRAT in Ohio’s First District? —Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata
- We’re trying to give up backstabbing for lent. —Catholic Backstabbers
- Please don’t call me a backstabber just because the City of Cincinnati paid off the back rent on Deadbeat Desperado Liz Rogers’ Mahogany Restaurant. We don’t want other people to ask for the same thing. —Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley
Last weekend, both Obama and Biden stabbed the nation in the back and stuck to their vacation schedules despite the Crisis in Ukraine. —Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper- All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, also stabbed us in the back. —American Over-Taxed Payers
- Maybe that’s why we chose “While you’re talking behind my back, feel free to bend down and kiss my ass.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
- Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who’s the biggest backstabber of all? —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
My TEA Party Primary Opponent Matt Bevin is a big backstabber for comparing me to Michael Dukakis. —GOP Senate Surrender Leader Bitch McConnell- In Northern Kentucky, Political Backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. —Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
- Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
- If you’re an elected official in Northern Kentucky, you might be a backstabber. —Jeff Foxworthy
Every member of the Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Me (including the Lisa Wells WLW Fan Club) is a backstabber. —Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Totally Disbarred Yet, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters- On the Ides of March, Political Backstabbers drink free. —Mainstrasse Bartenders
- Recovering Backstabbers are always welcome. —Backstabbers Anonymous
- See you there. —Michael Liquid Plummer and Nathan Cornbread Smith
- Thanks for finally plugging my son George’s “Ides of March” movie now that everybody can watch it on cable for free. —Nick Clooney
- What’s the best part about the Ides of March on March 15? It means BB&BJ Day on March 20 is only five days away. —Our good friend Bobby Leach
- Everybody’s wondering why I’m having an Ides of March Party on Friday, instead of my customary more traditional St. Patrick’s Day Party on Sunday. And don’t forget, all of you Bluegrass Backstabbers, this year, it’s BYOK (Bring Your Own Knives). —Miss Vicki
Hey, Everybody… “Trish the Dish” wants to know what happened to all the clocks. —TV 19 News - Trish probably forgot to tell everybody to forget to change the batteries in their smoke detectors without my being there to remind her. —WCPO-TV’s New Helicopter Guy Dan Carroll
- There are at least 10 million people who claim they originated “Spring Forward, Fall Backward” for the Daylight Savings time clock alteration. It was either Ben Franklin or former Cincinnati weatherman Tony Sands, or some Gymnast. Go Figure! —Tino Delgato
- And if all of that isn’t Newsworthy enough, check out “Obama’s $4 Trillion Piece Of Empty Rhetoric.” —The Onion
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Faithless Friends.
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BACKSTABBER OF THE YEAR HOT LINE
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WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO OF THE DAY
Judge Jeanine Pirro Opening Statement – Did Obama Lie His Way To the White House And Is His Election Null and Void
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