Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

Friday, March 7, 2014 

“Crimea River” Update

image005In Sunday’s E-dtion (published on Saturday), The Blower reported Obama was singing “Crimea River,” when he showed up at that Happy Hour for the DemocRAT Party after he made that big announcement about how deeply concerned he was because Russian President Bad Vlad Putin had totally ignored Obama’s warnings not to invade.  Yesterday, we congratulated The People’s Cube, for being first to follow up on our little joke. The next day, and Conservative Columnist Ann Coulter used “Crimea River” as the title of March 5 column, and somebody else came up with this “Crimea River” variation. 

Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1936 Nazi leader Adolf Hitler violates the Treaty of Versailles and the Locarno Pact by sending German military forces into the Rhineland, a demilitarized zone along the Rhine River in western Germany, so it’s not surprising our Quote for Today Committee chose Hitler’s “This is the last territorial demand I shall make in Europe,” because any similarities between Obama’s position and Chamberlain’s is just a coincidence.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editrix:

image007Why, it’s none other than Sarah Palin, long-derided as a soccer mom with a limited grasp of international geopolitical affairs, who when speaking as the Republican vice-presidential nominee in the 2008 US presidential campaign, warned that if Barack Obama was elected then Russia would be likely to invade Ukraine.

These days, Sassy Sarah says “Obama — the perception of him and his potency across the world — is one of such weakness. Lookit, people are lookin’ at Putin as one who wrestles bears and drills for oil. They look at our president as one who wears mom jeans and equivocates and bloviates. We are not exercising that ‘peace through strength’ that only can be brought to you courtesy of the red, white and blue, that only a strengthened United States military can do.”

Which is why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting the Fairer Sex during Women’s History Month, is pleased to select Ms. Palin to be this week’s guest editrix and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

In 2012, Republican Presidential Candidate Mitt Romney described Russia as America’s “number one geopolitical foe,” for which he was soundly mocked by Obama’s Supporters in the Press, after Obama said, “The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because … the Cold War’s been over for 20 years.”

No wonder Conservative Commentator Mark Levin said earlier this week, “Everything Obama touches turns to crap,” not that any of those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, could ever tell you the difference between the Rhineland and Disneyland.

  • “SENSIBLE GUN CONTROL” by Remington Glock  
  • image009In 1865 a DemocRAT shot and killed Abraham Lincoln, President of the United States.
  • In 1881 a left-wing radical DemocRAT shot James Garfield, President of the United States, who later died from the wound.
  • In 1963 a radical left-wing socialist shot and killed John F. Kennedy, President of the United States.
  • In 1975 a left wing radical DemocRAT fired shots at Gerald Ford, President of the United States.
  • In 1983 a registered DemocRAT shot and wounded Ronald Reagan, President of the United States.
  • In 1984 James Hubert, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 22 people in a McDonalds restaurant.
  • In 1986 Patrick Sherrill, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 15 people in an Oklahoma post office.
  • In 1990 James Pough, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 10 people at a GMAC office.
  • In 1991 George Hennard, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 23 people in a Luby’s cafeteria in Killeen, TX.
  • In 1995 James Daniel Simpson, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 5 coworkers in a Texas laboratory.
  • In 1999 Larry Asbrook, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 8 people at a church service.
  • In 2001 a left wing radical DemocRAT fired shots at the White House in a failed attempt to kill George W. Bush, President of the US.
  • In 2003 Douglas Williams, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 7 people at a Lockheed Martin plant.
  • In 2007 a registered DemocRAT named Seung – Hui Cho, shot and killed 32 people in Virginia Tech.
  • In 2010 a mentally ill registered DemocRAT named Jared Lee Loughner, shot Rep. Gabrielle Giffords and killed six others.
  • In 2011 a registered DemocRAT named James Holmes, went into a movie theater and shot and killed 12 people.
  • In 2012 Andrew Engeldinger, a disgruntled DemocRAT, shot and killed 7 people in Minneapolis.
  • In 2013 a registered DemocRAT named Adam Lanza, shot and killed 26 people in a school in Newtown, CT.
  • As recently as Sept 2013, an angry DemocRAT shot 12 at a Navy ship yard.
  • Clearly, there is a problem with DemocRATs and guns. Not one NRA member, TEA Party member, or Republican conservative was involved in any of these shootings and murders.

image024SOLUTION: It should be illegal for DemocRATs to own guns.

  • “ANAGRAMS” by Ana Smarg. (These are words, formed by rearranging the letters of another word, such as “cinema,” formed from “iceman.”)
  • image010PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER 
  • ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER 
  • DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
  • THE EYES:  When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
  • GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
  • THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
  • DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
  • SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
  • ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
  • ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters:  LIES – LET’S RECOUNT 
  • SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:  ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
  • A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I’M A DOT IN PLACE
  • THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
  • ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
  • MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:  WOMAN HITLER
  • AND FINALLY….FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

    PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA: When you rearrange the letters: “AN ARAB BACKED IMPOSTER”          

  • “THE ‘Y’ CHROMOSOME” by A Chagrined Conservative

People born before 1946 are called – “The Greatest Generation.” People born between 1946 and 1964 are called – “The Baby Boomers.” People born between 1965 and 1979 are called – “Generation X.” And people born between 1980 and 2010 are called “Generation Y.”

image013Did you ever wonder why we call the last group “Generation Y?” It’s because they always say:

          Y should I get a job?

          Y should I leave home and find my own place?

          Y should I get a car when I can borrow yours?

          Y should I clean my room?

          Y should I wash and iron my own clothes?

          Y should I buy any food? Y should I do anything when I can get it all for FREE?

          But perhaps a cartoonist explained it most eloquently below…

          We just thought you might want to know “Y” we ended up with OBAMA for four more years!

  • AND A QUICKIE By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach 

        image014CNN reported today that Walt Disney’s new film called “Jet Black,” the African-American version of “Snow White” has been canceled. All of the Seven dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Homeboy, and Shank have refused to sing “Hi Ho” because they say it offends black prostitutes. They also say they have no intention of singing, “It’s off to work we go.”–

image024These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

Another Women’s History Month Moment

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Stories We’re Working On

  • image016Obama’s Paid IRS Liar Pleads Fifth Amendment Again
  • Fox News Poll Shows Obama’s Approval Rating Hits New Low (38%)
  • Bad Vlad Putin Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
  • Protesters Sentenced to Wash All The Windows on P&G Towers
  •  Liz Rogers’ Mystery Embezzler
  • “Crazy Eric” Deters suing Kentucky Bar Association one more time
  •  Not Giving Up Lent Jokes For Lent

Whistleblower Web Poll

image017This week, the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said their favorite holiday in March was:
(A) Political Backstabbers Day on the Ides of March: 2%
(B) St. Patrick’s Day on March 17: 1%
(C) The arrival of Spring on March 20: 1%
(D) BB&BJ Day: 96%

image024Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

Tempest in a Tea Cup

image019This week, everybody who wonders why Republicans are kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Gary Griper, who says because Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS are plummeting in the polls, RINOs still don’t realize they’re part of the problem and they falsely believe TEA Partiers are “joining them,” which is definitely not the case, since the number of people identifying themselves as Republicans is now at an all time low.

Gary wins a “Ditch the Kool Aid, Join the TEA-Party” T-Shirt, a Paul Revere “Socialists are Coming” Protest Sign, and “Party Like It’s 1773” TEA Cup. His winning limerick is:

image020Here’s why Republicans like TEA
(True Republicans, not RINO debris):
It gets them back to their roots
And away from liberal “fruits”
Like the unending Obama spending spree.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

Here’s why Republicans like TEA
It’s an alternative to B.S. and pee.
Dems love to say “the American people”
But they treat us like ignorant sheeple
They might fool some of us, but they sure aren’t fooling me.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day”

image024Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially TEA Partiers.

CELEBRATING WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE

e-mail your favorite “So this feminist walks into a bar” jokes  today.

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Some estrogen infused items in today’s Blower were sent in our estrogen infused, Subscribers.

Whistleblower Video of the Day

Women’s History Month with Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting

(Sent in by Women’s History Month Faux Facebook Friend Christa Carr Criddle [1,106 friends—4,666 Friends, 119 Mutual] who says, “Don’t Give A Shit, Vote Honey Badger”)

   image024Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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