Special “Obama in Candyland” E-dition

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Go Ahead, Mr. President. His Time Is Up!”

  • AS THE BLOWER PREDICTED: With only “18” more days until the Presidential Elections, Persons of Consequence who subscribe to the Whistleblower Newswire are still talking about how CNN’s Biased Moderator Candy Crowley Wearing an Obama/Biden Button whose sole purpose in being there was to run interference for Obama, confirmed everybody’s suspicions of her Liberal bias when she injected herself into Tuesday night’s Second Presidential Debate and interrupted Republican Mitt Romney 28 times. In the Vice-Presidential debate, ABC’s Martha Raddatz, only interrupted Paul Ryan 15 times. Photo Shopping Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us, “Go ahead, Mr. President. His time is up.”[SEE MORE OF MR. CROPPER’S WORK HERE]

Saturday is Sweetest Day, but Obama already got his Candy Tuesday night.

It was another Debate Debacle for our Obama Supporters in the Press. The worst example came when Candy’s false fact check saved Obama and derailed the debate, bolstering Obama’s bald-faced lie that he’d labeled the Benghazi Bungle an “Act of Terror” during his Rose Garden Speech on the day after it happened.

Or how about when reporters erupted into applause after Obama ridiculed the size of Mitt Romney’s personal wealth? Then there was when Michelle broke debate rules by clapping during Candy Crowley’s bogus fact check. And was it only a coincidence that the DemocRAT got more talking time in all three debates despite continuing assurances from each debate moderator that the Republican would have additional time later (that never came)?

CNN’s biased post debate poll showed Obama “winning the debate 46%-39%. But the same poll showed Romney doing a better job on the Economy (58%-40%), Health Care (49%-46%), Taxes (51%-44%) and the Deficit (59%-36%). No wonder CNN’s John King CNN said, “If these numbers don’t dramatically change, Romney would win the election.”

CBS News did a post-debate poll that showed an extremely un-presidential looking Obama winning the overall debate 37-30% with 35% undecided among uncommitted voters, but in the most important area — the economy — Romney massacred the president by over 30 points, 65-34%. Obama didn’t even capture his base.

Speaking of “polls,” Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, did you see where Gallup on Wednesday had Romney up 51%-45%? That’s the biggest spread yet.

PMSNBC’s Undecided Voter Panel was swayed by Romney. A single young voter on the group said she liked Obama and the rest of the panel said they were either leaning towards Romney or they were now planning to vote for Romney, so the interviewer labeled it a “draw.” No kidding.

On Fox News, Frank Luntz’s Focus Group of mostly former Obama voters was switching to Romney too. It was like what that lady who looked like Justice Ginsberg said. It wasn’t that these former Obama voters were “undecided” between Obama and Romney. They had been “undecided” between Romney and “Not Voting,” and Tuesday night, those former Obama voters decided four more years of Obama would be too much. That one gentleman on the panel summed up Obama’s performance is a single word— “Bullshit!” which happened so spontaneously, the network bleep button operator couldn’t push the button in time.

And to show just how irrelevant they’ve become, Wednesday morning our Feckless Fishwrappers were asking both their readers “What did you think of the debate?”


  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’sTonight’s debate was what they call the town hall format, which is where real voters get to ask questions and the candidates ignore them and just talk about what they wanted to in the first place.”
  • OHIO VOTER FRAUD: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Dishonest DemocRATS will have three additional early-voting days right before the November 6 election because of Tuesday’s U.S. Supreme Court ruling denying an appeal by Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted. Obama’s Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan even got to deliver the good news. So now all those black church-going procrastinators and double voters will get another free bus ride to the Board of Elections and free ice cream after church on November 4.
  • NO FOUR MORE YEARS HERE TOO: How much money could Degenerate DemocRATS like Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin waste if she didn’t have to face the voters every two years? Maybe that’s why the folks at “No Four Year Terms” are in business. [YOU CAN CHECK OUT THEIR WEB PAGE HERE]
  • SIGN CENSORSHIP: Here’s some more business Lamar Outdoor Advertising is losing because that Obama-loving billboard company refused run Patriots Action LLC’s digital signs in Greater Cincinnati? This one would have been seen in Northern Kentucky.

  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN SAYS on this day in 1867, the U.S. formally took possession of Alaska after purchasing the territory from Russia for $7.2 million, and this week, former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s surgically enhanced daughter Bristol was voted off “Dancing with the Stars.”
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Sarah Palin’s “Do you know what they say the difference is between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.”
  • OHIO ELECTION COMMISSION UPDATE: Did Determined DemocRAT Candidate for Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil ever file his complaint with the Ohio Elections Commission against Sean Donovan for allegedly illegal campaign tactics? Just checking.
  • VOTER IQ: During a news reporter’s interview with the sister of that deceased knife-totin’ momma, did the survivor really ay, “Oh, that ain’t nothin’. Every time we gets mad we goes out and slashes each other’s tires.” Spoken like a true Obama Supporter.
  • DIALING FOR DOLLARS: Citizens for Community Values Action Office really is still paying phone bank callers $15-per-hour. So if you know any unemployed conservatives, have them call (513) 652-5035 right away.
  • FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: On Friday, Failed Cincinnati Public Schools teachers will celebrate their continued failures during the annual drunken festival at Holy Trinity-St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church. Special guest and the ultimate evil protector of incompetent teachers, American Federation of Teachers Million Dollar President Super Randi Weingarten will be present pumping up the drunken teachers because Failed CFT “president” Julie SellYourSoul cannot spell “below” on the Fall Celebration flyer posted on the union’s horrendous website. Failed CPS teachers pay over $800 annually in union dues and the “president” cannot even spell two syllable words…WTF?!?
  • FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if he thought Obama had made a comeback at Tuesday night’s debate.

“Sure,” Kane agreed. “All Obama needed to do was to fog a mirror so our Obama Supporters in the Press could call it a comeback, because there was no way he could do worse than he did during his First Presidential Debate.”


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