Daily Archives: February 24, 2012

Kevin P. O’Brien’s Top Ten List

Friday, February 24, 2012

Top Ten List

Today it’s the top ten reasons Whacky Jackie’s Illegitimate Son Kevin P. O’Brien failed to pay his property taxes on that house at 7964 Hopper Road (in foreclosure for a mere $373,137.80) in “the third most affluent neighborhood in America”:

10. I forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. She told me she loved me
7. I did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made me do it
5. I just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. I’m an excommunicated Republican
3. I was framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake

…and Disgraced Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien failed to pay his property taxes on that house at 7964 Hopper Road (in foreclosure for a mere $373,137.80) in “the third most affluent neighborhood in America” is… the guys at the Forest Hills Urinal said nobody would ever find out.
 


The Beatification of Bill Clinton


          Whistleblower Media Watchdog Harry the Cable Guy says if anyone ever doubts the left-ness of the Liberal Left Media, let them watch the sickening sanctification of Bill Clinton on PBS’s series, “Clinton.” Having just suffered through the whole many-hours-long disgusting travesty, I can attest that only Mother Teresa recently, or Jesus Christ some 2000 years ago, could have been as good and honorable as PBS depicted Clinton.  

          Every flaw is excused, forgiven, or justified. “He loved his country” was the excuse for even the most grievous of Clinton’s sins. All the journalists, editors, writers and columnists weaseled their way across the horizon of shame, explaining the reasoning behind his disgraceful activities before, during, and after the White House years. Not a harsh word or penalty in sight. 

          Yet, even today, when some international event needs “fluffing,” the media go right to Clinton, not to either Bush or any other Republican for an opinion.

          That’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Clinton’s Big Lie: “I Did Not, Have, Sexual, Relations, with THAT Woman…”

          Bring me the barf bag! 


More Impeachable Offenses

  • Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1868, President Andrew Johnson was impeached, but amazingly, it was not for lying about getting BJs in the Oval Office. Hurley adds, the League of Women Vipers also turns 92 this month, and most of the current members were also founding members.
  • Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus wonders if Wednesday night’s 20th GOP Presidential debate was the last televised “not-really-a-debate” of the 2012 cycle among Republican candidates for president. The stakes were high because it was the last chance for each candidate to distinguish himself in this sort of setting (at least before Super Tuesday on March 6). Newt Gingrich won. Rick Santorum lost. Ron Paul was entertaining, as always. Mitt Romney survived. And the Fat Lady is nowhere near ready to sing.
  • When First Lady Michelle Obama in Cincinnati yesterday and created  all those traffic jam, Troubled (Over) Tax Payer Tino Delgato said why not have all theose “gatherings” take place AT the Airport for DemocRATS, Republicans or whatever. This also means that Stan Che$ley will need to move there so he can continue his political benefits when he gets back in favor in Kentucky. Between Michelle and Nancy Pelosi the government keep at least one Air Force 747 plane busy for their “business trips” At OVER-TAXED PAYERS’ expense. Go Figure!!!
  • In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says according to National Journal Ohio’s Ohio’s Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senator Sherrod Brown is no longer the “most liberal” member of the U.S. Senate. He’s tied for “Fifth Most Liberal” with the “Far-Left” Barbara Boxer. All of which prompted Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception to offer Sherrod some encouragement.

Also in Columbus, with the integrity of Ohio RINO Party Boss Kevin DeWhine being called into question almost every day, Bellwether Blogger Bill Sloat dredged up that Federal Audit showing how the Ohio RINO Party hid its $1.2 million debt from the public. No wonder Governor John Kasich wants somebody else running the party.

  • In Ohio’s Second Congressional District, Real Republicans are wondering if Mean Jean Schmidt’s Henpecked Husband Peter will be standing in for That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch like he did in Blue Ash, now that The Campaign for Primary Accountability is spending hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell GOP Primary Voters how our Bitch-in-a-Ditch promised to oppose the $700 billion corporate bailout, but voted for it anyway, because Peter was employed by Smith Barney, whose parent company, Citigroup, received $50 billion from the bailout she voted for.

In a related item, hear what Disgraced Former Pants Dropper in Chief Bill Clinton says about “Mean Jean.”

Maybe that’s a reason why the Anderson Tea Party and the Ohio Liberty Council are endorsing Dr. Brad Wenstrup for Congress.

  • In Today’s Black History Moment, why would anybody on Cincinnati Girly Mayor Mark Mallory’s New Extreme Liberal Clown-cil want to take a close look at a deal to give almost $1 million in over-taxed payers’ money for a soul food restaurant that’s scheduled to open this spring, just because Elizabeth “Liz” Rogers” has a long history of not paying her taxes or her creditors? Wouldn’t it be racist not just to hand her the million dollars tied up with a big red bow?
  • Persons of Consequence who subscribe to The Blower are giving The Whistleblower Newswire at least partial credit after Icky Vicky Wulsin withdrew her name as a candidate for Hamilton County Coroner.  In her multiple congressional runs, we blasted her incessantly.  The good part was everything we said had a factual basis.  Who else had factual minutiae about Wulsin’s dog having a tumor which Icky wouldn’t take to the vet because it would cost money, choosing instead to let the dog die?  Only The Whistleblower. At least we never commented on this raving beauty’s appearance.
  • The Sycamore Township Republican Club held its candidates night and presidential straw poll.  Santorum won with 28 votes, followed by Romney 21, Gingrich 6, and Paul 1. Jennifer Triantafilou also received a vote, making this the second GOP club where she has received a vote for President.  Everyone familiar with the Tracy Winkler-Jennifer Triantafilou scandal knows exactly what those votes are about.

Addressing the crowd was Little Dweeb Lonnie Bowling, fresh off his first big endorsement.  He went through his usual routine of being a young dork, opposing standardized testing, and listing off some Republican campaigns he supposedly assisted.  However, Little Lonnie forgot to mention his campaign work helping Hillary Clinton for President, Mark Mallory for Mayor, Roxanne Qualls for Council, and Connie Pillich for State Rep-tile.

If Lonnie is a bad liar, then Mean Jean Schmidt’s plant candidate for Congress, Fred Kundrata, is a more polished one. This week Fred’s celebrity encounter was Neil Armstrong, who he just happened to sit next to on a plane. During this campaign, Feckless Fred has run through an exhaustive list of celebrities that he claims to know or speak with, ranging from Condoleeza Rice, high military leaders, foreign opposition leaders, and Mr. Armstrong.  For a guy who claims he’s not a plant and is honestly running to replace Mean Jean, Feckless spent more time criticizing another challenger than he did criticizing Mean Jean.  Feckless Fred must really like Mean Jean to blow his integrity and any chance of support for a future office by doing her dirty work for her.

  • This week in Anderson Township, the Forest Hills Urinal needed two whole pages of so-called “Readers’ Views” for propaganda promoting the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous tax hike, so township property owners of $200,000 houses can pay $2,000-a-year to support the greedy teachers and administrators.

No wonder WLW Hate Radio’s Darryl Parks posted those same greedy teachers’ and administrators’ salaries and benefits on his blog. And if we’re not mistaken, he’s the same Darryl Parks who always tells his listeners, “If you vote for a school tax levy, you’re stupid.”  By the way, Darryl also says you should get your “Vote No” yard signs today! Fellow Angry Andersonian Steve Duffy (he owns Salem Hardware) has the signs. He has lots of them, but I hear they are going fast. Salem Hardware is right across the street from Salem Gardens. Get yours and display with pride

Word now is the desperate pro-levy groups are stealing these signs. Perish the thought!

  • Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, everybody wanted to know what happened at CFK-TV’s production and editing session at Anderson Community Television, where the CFK-TV Production Crew is developing public access TV programming. “We almost got it done,” Kane explained. “We came through the pre-production and the production phases with flying colors, but I completely forgot about the things we needed to do in the ‘post production’ phase. We can’t thank the guys at Anderson Community Television enough for their patience.” 

Bluegrass Barristers

  • Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says a year ago today he was yelling “Stop the Presses!,” because we had a real news scoop in Northern Kentucky. It was even bigger than the Bill Fesh Scandal at Channel 19.

According to Jim Hannah at The Fishwrap, the Bluegrass Bar Association was recommending that Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced-DemocRAT Clinton-loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $tan Che$ley be permanently disbarred in Kentucky and forced to return $7.6 million of the $20 million he was paid in fees from the Boondoggle County settlement for people sickened by the diet-drug fen-phen.

Trial Commissioner William L. Graham said $tan’s “callous subordination of the interests of his clients to his own greed is both shocking and reprehensible.” [READ HIS 29-PAGE REPORT HERE]

The commissioner also said $tan worked hard to deflect blame with “egregious misrepresentations, if not outright lies, to the Inquiry Commission.”

In the report, Graham said, “His entire course of conduct was one of self-interest and self-preservation of both himself and his co-counsel.  His actions set out above evidence a complete lack of concern for his clients and the proper and just application of the law.”

Do those folks at the Bluegrass Bar Association know our Beloved Whistleblower Motto or what?

  • Hurley the Historian wonders if everybody remembered that fateful day in 2008 when Hamilton County officially turned Blue? That was the date $tan bought a slew of shameless souls when all those RINOs dutifully reported for a fund-raiser at his Indian Hill mansion.
  • People asked if $tan’s disbarment would mean Hamilton County Prosecutor “Jaywalking Joe Deters” would now become the senior partner at “Cincinnati Legal?”

And would that mean $tan now gets his own show on WLW Hate Radio, along with other disgraced attorneys like Willie “The Draft Dodger” Cunningham, Disgraced Former Hamilton County Philandering Prosecutor Mike Allen, and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters? Maybe Crazy Eric could also let $tan clerk in his law office too.

Would $tan’s disbarment and return of funds mean that another source of funding for bought-and-paid-for RINO losers has dried up?

Does this mean $tan won’t be able to share in any legal fees, since he won’t be a lawyer anymore?

  • Finally, Radio Hottie Lady Lawyer Lisa Wells e-mailed to let us know she’d be on WLW Hate Radio on Saturday from noon to three, and asked if there was anything interesting going on. Nothing much, except that that guy she replaced on the radio (Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters), actually started serving his 61 days suspension from the Bluegrass Bar Association, unless you check out his web site, where it sounds as if it’s still business as usual.

Stories We’re Working On

  • 256 more days until the Presidential Elections
  • 11 more days until Super Tuesday
  • 88 more days until the Bluegrass Primaries
  • Reds Opening day on April 5
  • GOP National Convention in Tampa on August 27
  • DemocRAT National Convention in Charlotte on September 3
  • BB&BJ Day in Fort Mitchell on March 20

Whistleblower Web Poll           

           This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most white people would be celebrating Black History Month, now called Half-Black History Month in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave:

(A)  Chompin’ on chitlins: 2%
(B)  Feeling really guilty: 1%
(C)  Waiting to see if Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane win this year’s Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards: 1%
(D)  Totally ignoring it: 96%

           Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!


Blackness is Only Skin Deep

            This week, everybody who thinks the best part about Black History Month is that unlike in 2012, this year it still only lasts 29 days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is noted nerd Wigger Whiteass, who says acting Black is really cool.

            Wigger wins a generous supply of Jungle Fever Tanning Cream courtesy of Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine; free memberships in COAST and the Cincinnati Chapter of National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) from Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and SMLP Smithermouth; and a guest appearance on Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston’s Defunct Belligerent Black Blog. His winning limerick is:     

This month we study Black History;
How they all got so dark is a mystery!
We honkies sit in the sun,
Till the long day is done,
And just get all reddish and blistery!

More Racial Healing Entries
This month we study black history
Why we do it remains a big mystery.
We don’t do it for others,
(And I wouldn’t, if I had my druthers)
But PC pressure is VERY persist-ory.

This month we study Black History
It’s all about cultural diversity.
Are all people of color
Now walking much taller,
Or is this just more race card perversity?

This month we study Black History.
For Revrum Jesse, it’s more free publicity.
Though his achievements are jack
He compensates in the sack,
For his marriage vows have a certain elasticity.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

This month we study black history
It was invented in the last century
Before ’26
Blacks and whites didn’t mix
Why we still don’t do much is a mystery

Some say that slavery’s to blame,
But the cultures are just not the same
Hip hop and rap
Contribute to the gap
We should all be playin’ the same game.

Maybe some day we’ll all get along
Do you think Rodney King was wrong?
Let’s treat others as equal
And not have a civil war sequel
And show all the world that we’re strong.

Let there be no separate months based on race
Just let humanity be our base.
Whites and blacks are all human
The stress has me fumin’
Let’s call it “People History”; I rest my case.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Don’t worry about ‘Crazy Eric’s’ Suspension.”


CELEBRATING BLACK HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE

e-mail your favorite chitins recipes today.

 Some vile-and-disgusting items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally vile-and-disgusting subscribers, like this Black History Month Greeting from former KKK Grand Klegal, Dead DemocRAT U. S. Senator Robert Byrd.


Link of the Day

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