Sunday, February 19, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when right-wing wag William F. Wisniewski was mildly surprised that there was almost no one in the media or at the nation’s Capitol who took Barack Obama’s budget proposal seriously. Granted, the budget is a cynical joke. But Obama still seems to have a reservoir of cover-up and deceit in the progressive mainstream media.
Meanwhile in Washington, our DC Newsbreaker reported the Sipsey Street Irregulars launched Operation Cojones to send John Boehner some balls. Maybe they’re watching our GOP House Speaker caving in to Obama on all kinds of taxing and spending programs. Word was Boehner’s Buffoons are already planning to support Obama’s latest Stimulus Plan.
And according to the Dissociated Press, after caving in on the Payroll Tax Fight, Congressional Republicans want to change the subject and push legislation they say would create jobs by promoting transportation and energy projects, cutting business taxes and helping companies raise capital. Disingenuous DemocRATS hope to use the momentum they say they gained from the payroll fight by forcing Republicans to vote repeatedly this election year on jobs programs financed by tax boosts on the rich.
OUR NUMBER TWO LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was when Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo had some breaking news Tuesday for mothers of trailer park tramps in Clermont County, who should keep their over-sexed offspring on a short leash on Valentine’s Day, because Resigned-in-Disgrace Former Clermont County Commissioner Archie Wilson was on the loose again and free to run the streets of Batavia looking for skanks after his brief arraignment at the Kenton County Court House, pleading not guilty for trading drugs for sex at a bed-bug-infested motel in Northern Kentucky.
Judge Ann Ruttle set the next court hearing for March 15 on the Ides of March. How’s that for an omen, Archie? And as always, when The Blower filches Patrick Reddy’s photos from The Fishwrap, we always give him appropriate credit. Meanwhile, all the cronies could hardly wait to see who would win The Whistleblower Limerick Contest on Friday where the first line is “A woman we’ll call Amanda Lay.”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was Friday’s Phony Photo Op, at the groundbreaking on our Girly Mayor’s $110 million Trolley Folly, without a clue about where all that over-taxed payers money would be coming from.
And was The Blower’s “Breaking News” the only place you saw a our exclusive photo of City workers filling in the holes as soon as the cheering crowds had gone?
How freaking phony was it? We remember the movie “Bananas,” when Woody Allen said, “I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It’s a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham.” It doesn’t get much phonier than that.
MONDAY in our Special “Rudolph Valentino’s Birthday” E-dition, The Blower reported Obama was still blaming Bush for the high price of Valentines, and in Valentine’s Daze we explained:
About this time of year, people who earn their ill-gotten gains in the public relations business are so busy patting themselves on the back that they’re not getting much work done.
After all, if you’d just laid the 2012 Valentine’s Day guilt trip on all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span people, you’d be busting your buttons too.
TUESDAY in our Special “Don’t Forget Valentine’s Day” E-dition, The Blower asked “Did Al Capone know how to celebrate Valentine’s Day or what?,” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’ll raise your taxes, so what else can you do. —A Valentine from Obama
Here was the Valentine we sent Obama: Roses are red, violets are blue. Your words may be sweet, but hey, get a clue. —2012 Republican Presidential Candidates, still in the race.
That 2013 Budget Plan Obama presented on Monday was just another love letter to the Over-Taxed Payers of America. —Obama Supporters in the Press
Obama’s Valentine was just more taxes and spending wrapped up in a Class Warfare package. —Republicans in Congress
Watching Sarah Palin’s speech on Saturday was an early Valentine, especially when she called Obama’s “Winning the Future” slogan “WTF.” —Conservative Activists at CPAC
Don’t tell my sponsors at The Fishwrap, but didn’t get a single Valentine from the Romney Ballot Stuffers in CPAC’s Vice Presidential Straw Poll. —Ohio’s U.S. Senator Rob “Fighting for Favorite Sons” Portman
WEDNESDAY in our Special “Obama’s Budget” E-dition, The Blower asked if Obama’s Budget was a joke, and The Blower asked “Where are the cuts?”
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says reaction to Obama’s $3.8 Trillion 2013 Lame Duck Budget Proposal in the national press was politically predictable.
Monday, The Blower predicted Obama’s DOA 2013 Budget would be just more taxes and spending wrapped up in his customary Class Warfare package. Tuesday, American Enterprise said “Obama’s ‘rosy’ budget scenario doubles down on class warfare.” And over at Lucianne.com, their comment was “Pretty much all you need to know about Obamanomics.” For the next “264” days until the 2012 Presidential Elections
THURSDAY, in our Special “Promises and Pie Crusts” E-dition, The Blower said “They’re both made to be broken,” and featured Obama’s Political Promises Update:
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says with then only “263” days more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, Obama has finally explained why he failed to cut the deficit in half, after being lobbed a softball question by an Obama Supporter in the Press, who said he is getting “pelted in the media” for making a campaign promise he did not keep. Obama said it turned out to be a lot deeper than he thought.
According to Obama’s Lame-Duck DOA 2013 Budget, Obama’s additional deficit spending would be $17K per person, $70K per family.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Dick Gregory’s “Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.”
FRIDAY in our Special “Above Reproach” E-dition, The Blower said told you to look “Reproach” up in your Funk and Wagnalls. and
Today it’s the top ten reasons That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch told Jack Atherton “I am honest and above reproach” during her TV 5 interview on Wednesday:
10. I forgot
9. The dog ate it
8. She told me she loved me
7. I did it to help the homeless
6. The Devil made me do it
5. I just wanted to be loved–is there anything wrong with that?
4. I’m a Tea Party Republican
3. I was framed
2. This whole thing is just one big terrible mistake
…and the Number One Reason That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch told Jack Atherton “I am honest and above reproach” during her TV 5 interview on Wednesday is… the guys at Ohio Elections Commission and the House Ethics Committee said nobody would ever find out.
SATURDAY in our Special “Personal Productivity” E-dition, The Blower said we were just trying to get it all gone, because we keep getting all that stuff from all those people:
Thursday night at a speaking engagement, members of the audience were asking Charles Foster Kane why The Whistleblower-Newswire seems to be coming out later these days. “It depends on how much people have submitted that day,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained. “Our Snitches and Bitches spend a lot of time and energy working on the items they send us on a wide variety of subjects, and we always try to give their material the time it deserves.”
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REPUBLICANS IN 2012: Whistleblower reporters in all those primary states are sending us updates on the four remaining 2012 Republican Presidential Campaign Candidates. With gas prices up 83% under Obama (so far), Newt Gingrich is committed to making $2.50 a gallon gasoline a reality, while Romney, Santorum, and Paul are all afraid to debate The Newtster on CNN right before the March 6 Super Duper Tuesday Primary in only 17 more days. Meanwhile, Romney’s Super PAC continues to bombard Santorum mercilessly just to make things interesting.- OBAMA 2012: Obsessive Obama Supporters Tom and Rose says the Obama re-election Campaign at the White House is spam-gramming their e-mail list with offers of FREE Obama bumper stickers, that turns into another request for a donation before you’re done. Their free FREE Obama bumpers stickers wound up costing them $68 on Wednesday.
Obama personally paid for that $300 five-course dinner-for-two he and Michelle enjoyed at the upscale Vermilion restaurant outside of Washington on Valentine’s Day, but over-taxed payers got stuck with the carfare, as the Obamas warmed the earth with their 25-car, fossil-fuel-burning motorcade roaring out of Washington for a 25-minute trip to the Alexandria, Virginia Restaurant and return.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked David Letterman “Rick Santorum looks like a guy running for student council.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says, “60% Say U.S. Economy Is In Recession,” which is good for Republicans, but “52% favor candidates who would raise taxes on the wealthy,” which isn’t.
- MEDIA MENDACITY: On Newsbusters, Geoffrey Dickens says: In anticipation of Michigan’s GOP primary the liberal media have been playing up Barack Obama as the savior of Detroit and turning Mitt Romney into its villain. Even though the auto bailout has cost taxpayers $14 billion the liberal media have been championing Detroit’s “comeback” as a victory for the Obama administration.
- READING THE TEA LEAVES: The Anderson Tea Party is really do its job informing its members about the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous tax hike so township property owners of $200,000 houses can pay $2,000-a-year to support the greedy teachers and administrators. That campaign is being promoted by the supposedly non-political Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce and always fair and balanced Forest Hills Urinal. [READ MORE HERE]
- OHIO RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says all over Ohio, Republicans are receiving all those mailers promoting competing candidates like Jean Raga and Rebecca Heimlich for the “Republican State Central Committee,” whatever the hell that is. So where’s all that money coming from? Those expensive ads don’t really say.
- BLACK HISTORY MONTH: Our Compassionate Conservative wonders if it’s already April Fool’s Day or a is it just a Black History Month Joke? The Museum Center is going to merge with Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center! In other words, white guys, who run the Museum Center, are better managers than the blacks, who have run the Freedom Center, into the ground. The only legitimate thing to do is close the Freedom Center and move their stinkin’ exhibits to the basement of Union terminal or better yet put them out on the train tracks. More people would show up to watch a train slam into a bunch of boxes than have visited the Museum Center this year.
- MORE FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: As The Failed Cincinnati Public Schools continue to fight declining enrollment, a dwindling budget, and a teaching force that has only seen de facto pay cuts over the past five years, the school district decides to add a new school to their portfolio: the new SEEDiest School to serve the seediest kids of them all. To make matters even worse, failed CFT “president” Julie Mubarak SellYourSoul announced that the new SEED teachers will be represented by CFT ensuring them the same lousy salary schedule, crappy benefits, and deplorable working conditions.
- VOTER FRAUD: After Clintonista Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley celebrated Black History Month by sending Valentines to all those DemocRAT Vote Frauders with her decision to hand over that 2010 Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge seat that Judge John Williams won fair and square to Disgruntled DemocRAT Tracie Hunter, but even after the Rhymin’ Reverends brought their cheering section to Monday’s Board of Elections meeting, the case will once again be referred to Ohio’s Republican Secreatry of State, who’ll surely vote to appeal the case one more time.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” it says during Black History Month (formerly known as February), always refer to it as “Fake History Month.” Then explain that you refuse to support a racist event which essentially demeans African Americans by subtly implying that they are too bigoted and dumb to relate to any historical event which doesn’t involve people with the right skin tone.
MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: Our Clermont Crusader says these days Enemies of Archie Wilson are e-mailing each other copies of that October 23, 2011 item in The Fishwrap congratulating Archie Wilson and his missus on their 40th Wedding Anniversary on September 25. Naming all the family members (including the grandchildren) was tasteless too.
HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders checks out news clips from all over the state, and is constantly amazed at how poorly The Fishwrap compares. Gerry keeps busy reading reports of timely Lincoln Day Dinners with famous featured speakers in every county in Ohio, except here in Hamilton County.- MORE POLITICS UNUSUAL: Another story that caught the eye of Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception this week was when Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine flipped his GOP presidential endorsement from Mitt Romney to Rick Santorum Friday afternoon in Columbus.
- AND FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: In that letter to the Ohio Attorney General’s Office claiming abuse and likely fraudulent activity in the Lebanon City Schools, there was a US Bank credit card purchase at Applebee’s on Saturday, 11/20/2010 for $45.10. The budget ledger entry shows deliberate deception by documenting the expenditure as “Diesel fuel for bus #22 and bus…” and is found under “Transportation bus Fuel.” The Blower has confirmed that Applebee’s does not sell diesel fuel.
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: Republicans for Higher Taxes endorse Little Dweeb Lonnie Bowling for State Rep-tile over the conservative candidate Mike Wilson. Bowling has either donated to or campaigned for liberal DemocRATS Hillary Clinton for President, Mark Mallory for Mayor, Roxanne Qualls for Council, and even the Democratic incumbent in this race Connie “the Pillager” Pillich. They believe if the Little Dweeb wins the nomination, he’ll suspend his campaign at that point so his friend The Pillager can cruise to re-election.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for Presidents’ Day, we found in his “Patriotic Poems of the Day,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
Ode to Presidents’ Days
George Washington, your day is through.
Abe Lincoln, you are done.
Instead of honoring your birthdays,
We just have retail fun.
IN ANDERSON: Forbes magazine just designated the Coldstream area in Anderson as “the third most affluent neighborhood in America?” But, curiously, that didn’t include 7964 Hopper Road, which is in foreclosure for a mere $373,137.80. Check it out on Traci Wrinkles’ Web Page. It’s Case No A1201192. - IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Our Clermont Crusader says there’s no place like Clermont County, where these days they need to build their own sleazy motel in Batavia so their County Commissioners don’t have so far to drive to Northern Kentucky and whore it up with one of the local skanks and former Pierce Township police chiefs and law directors don’t have to bump their uglies in the office.
Our reader Big Bill contacted us about the Archie Wilson article, saying, “Anyone who holds a grudge strong enough to hire a team of private investigators over a period of eight months in order to set up this sham criminal case against Archie Wilson and who is willing to destroy a person’s life over a grudge is a dangerous criminally disturbed person indeed, and I think I know who that person is.”
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says all those Republicans now in the race for Goof Doofus’ Congressional Seat in the May 22 Primary in only 93 more days, the first Massie signs are up in Boondoggle County at the corner of Camp Ernst and KY. 18.- ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT UPDATE: More BREAKING NEWS from Ken Camboo’s ever growing file of “News that’s not New”! Eric “Call Me Crazy,” Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters got laughed out of the Bluegrass Court of Appeals in case no. 2010-CA-2317-MR because he failed to file his appeal against the people he sued in the first place! Crazy Eric did sue Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl, along with each member of the Kenton Fiscal Court in their individual capacities on behalf of some inmate with appendicitis, but did not sue Kenton County itself! After Kenton Circuit Judge Patricia Summe laughed the case out of court AND ordered the Crazy One to pay the legal fees of the five elected officials (which cost Crazy over $29K) Eric appealled (of course)! So when Eric’s appeal showed up naming only “Kenton County et. al” (also in violation of court rules) as the Appellee, the Court of Appeals tossed Eric and his client right out of court!
Now before all you Blower readers take to Facebook and Twitter to laugh at Eric and ask questions about whether such a monumental screw up would constitute “legal malpractice,” think twice! The last guy that got such a chuckle at Eric’s expense got slapped with a libel and slander lawsuit (that was also laughed out of court)! Just ask Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders!
Poor Eric! He just can’t seem to win anything!
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN on this date in 1847, the Donner Party was rescued after having been stranded in the snow in the Sierra Nevada Mountains, and for that short time and place, cannibalism in America was OK, but alfresco dining hasn’t quite been the same since.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE: chose Will Rogers’ “The difference between a Republican and a DemocRAT is the DemocRAT is a cannibal — they have to live off each other–while the Republicans, why, they live off the DemocRATS.”
- THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about that CFK-TV pilot program being developed at Anderson Community Television, which is already scheduled for production and editing next week. Somebody on the CFK-TV Production Crew even came up with this idea for a promo. Other ideas for programs come from YouTube auditions received at CFK-TV@whistleblower-newswire.com
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “260” days away, the March Primary in Ohio is 16 days away, and the Bluegrass primary in May 22 is 93 days away.
Monday is Presidents’ Day, when union goons will be taking the day off, but everybody gets the chance to pay his respects for our former presidents of these United States.
Tuesday everybody will be celebrating Mardi Gras on Mainstrasse, and so Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo can expect to see a lot of “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” on that subject.
Wednesday is George Washington’s Birthday, but only public employees will be calling in sick or taking that day off too.
Thursday, our Good Friend Bobby Leach says he’ll be counting the days until BB&BJ Day next month. That’s really something to celebrate.
The first line of Friday’s limerick will be: “This Month We Study Black History.”
And Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes will explain how Duke Energy’s Jim Rogers is trying to buy himself the job as Secretary of Energy during Obama’s second term.
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