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Thursday, February 9, 2011
Wait Till You See Rush Limbaugh’s Parody
Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says everybody’s still talking about Clint Eastwood’s “Halftime in America” Chrysler ad that turned out to be a love letter to Obama. Even Rush Limbaugh did a bit on it. [WATCH THAT HERE]
The parody ad states, “It’s halftime. Both teams are in their locker rooms, getting ready to win the first four years or a second term. It’s halftime in America, too. People are out of work and they’re hurting. And they’re all wondering what Obama’s gonna do to them next and they’re scared because he thinks this is a game.” The parody goes on to say, “…all’s that matters now is that we come together as one great nation and kick his skinny butt back to Chicago. This country can’t be knocked out by one punk. We’ll get right back up again and, when we do, Obama’s gonna hear the roar of our engines. Yeah, it’s half-time America, are you ready to win?”
- In a related item, with only “270” more days until the 2012 Presidential Elections, Obama Supporters in the Press can’t stop trying to convince each other (along with all those dumbed-down, self-absorbed, media-influenced, celebrity-obsessed, politically-correct uninformed short-attention-span voters out there) that Obama deserves a second term. “Yeah, right!” says Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception.”This is what Obama’s Second Term would look like.”
- The American public’s dependence on the federal government has shot up 23% in just two years under President Obama. That’s the biggest increase since Jimmy Carter.
- Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1825 the U.S. House of Representatives voted to elect John Quincy Adams (who won fewer votes than Andrew Jackson in the popular election) president of the United States.
- Speaking of people with fewer votes, Newt Gingrich was campaigning in Ohio on Tuesday and the Newtster’s campaign e-mailed copies of Jane Prendergast’s rave review in The Fishwrap. Of course, what Jane forgot to mention was that at the same time Newt was wowing 200 people at Price Hill Chili at 9:30 AM, Rick Santorum was busy winning all three primaries and caucuses in Minnesota, Colorado, and Missouri.
Political Strategist Arnie Armtwister says Santorum’s “victories on Tuesday were largely meaningless.” Zero delegates were awarded Tuesday night. Colorado and Minnesota are non-binding precinct caucuses. The delegates will be chosen at district and state conventions. The Missouri primary is not recognized by the RNC as being part of any delegate awarding process.
And on the day of the Minnesota Caucus, Whistleblower Vote Fraud Watchers were viewing the latest report from James O’Keefe’s Project Veritas, showing how easy it is to register NFL stars Tim Tebow, Tom Brady and practically anybody else to vote in that state.[CLICK HERE TO WATCH THAT VIDEO]
- In Columbus, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Ohio Thursday at over-taxed payers expense to deliver a campaign speech at the Ohio Newspaper Association Convention. Republican National Committee spokesman Ryan Tronovich says the trip “Unfortunately for Ohio voters, another campaign stop in a battleground state won’t fix the damage that their extreme policies have done to our nation’s economy.”
- Several people have commented on that insane letter The Fishwrap published from Pleasant Ridge resident Tracey Gragston, calling for Columbia Township, Anderson Township, and the western most townships to merge with the City of Cincinnati.
One said if Delhi Township (The floral paradise of Ohio) ever joins forces with the city of Cincinnati, this is one Delhesian that will be heading for the hills. Of northern Kentucky or southeast Indiana, it matters not
Another wonders if township residents who work inside the city would finally get a representative vote in City elections. Then they could finally eject the idiots on city council and the girly mayor.
When Republicans for Higher Taxes endorsed $tate Rep for $ale Peter $tautberg, they forgot to mention Stautberg’s opposition to a Charter Amendment that would have killed Cincinnati’s Trolley Folly. Their latest blog update corrects this oversight and discusses $tautberg’s $treetcar. Meanwhile, this $tautberg sign was seen in a DemocRAT’s yard in Cincinnati.
Cincinnati Clown-cil men Charlie Winburn and SMLP Smithermouth and The Windbag have called a special meeting this Friday at 2:00 PM to discuss this Trolley Folly. Perhaps $treetcar $tautberg will drop by to re-up his support.
- The White Death failed to materialize Wednesday morning, but don’t tell Doughboy Milton Dohoney’s overpaid unionized snowplow drivers who were aimlessly cruising the streets of Cincinnati.
Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel says just as The Blower predicted, Archie Wilson’s Jimmy Swaggart moment is coming, and we’re sure Archie’s rumored attorney Bob Lotz is planning it as we speak, especially after Channel 19’s Trish “The Dish” did the “second thing she’s most famous for” by using her feminine wiles, getting somebody in Scarry Garry Edmondson’s Kenton County Attorney’s Office to spill everything he knows so TV 19 could report that a misdemeanor warrant had been issued for Disgraced Former Clermont County Commissioner Archie Wilson, accusing him of paying for sex with drugs.
So why didn’t Channel 19 name Archie’s prostitute Amanda Marie Lay or that notorious motel in Kenton County where those sex-for-drugs parties took place? WXIX-TV’s sales department could’ve sold them some spots.
In a related story, our Clermont Crusader wonders what Valentine’s Night Specials Patty Brisben’s Dildo World will be offering this year. Last year Patty sold a lot of her “Stimulus Packages.” No wonder Joe Braun’s Strauss & Troy partners’ are always smiling on February 14.
- Of course, The Fishwrap got it wrong AGAIN. In the Clermont County story article running on-line today, it states:
“Clermont’s two remaining commissioners, Bob Proud and Ed Humphrey, are expected to appoint an interim commissioner at Monday’s meeting. Humphrey was hospitalized this week and received chemotherapy for non-Hodgkins lymphoma.”
Wrong: (i) Humphrey was is not hospitalized this week; and (2) the two remaining commissioners have already appointed an interim commissioner.
Maybe The Fishwrap wrote the story last week and held the story.
- Back in Hamilton County, with only 26 more days until Ohio’s primary elections on March 6, Newtown Nikki gives her report from Monday night’s Tea Party debate. “Mean Jean” Schmidt snubbed her constituents once again, showing that she is ashamed to discuss either her record or her ethics. She didn’t want to talk about her Sales Tax increase, Gas Tax increase, Wall Street Bailouts, and she definitely didn’t want to discuss her shameful ethical record. None of us were surprised, this is typical “Mean Jean.”
Brad Wenstrup confirmed that he is the first candidate in several years with a real shot at defeating “Mean Jean” and giving us a Congressman who will represent us with integrity. He ignored the cheap shots from one of the other candidates who “Mean Jean” planted in the race and focused on what he would do as a Congressman. However many of us wanted to remind Brad throughout the night that he is running against an incumbent and needs to act like it. You don’t defeat an incumbent Congressman by running on your bio, you have to convincingly show everyone how you would do a better job than the incumbent.
Fred Kundrata embarrassed himself and everyone in the audience the entire evening. If there was any doubt whether he was planted in the race by Mean Jean, there isn’t anymore. For a guy who claims he wants to defeat “Mean Jean,” Feckless Fred spent half of his opening statement taking cheap shots against Wenstrup. Feckless made a series of paranoid claims that “Wenstrup staffers” were getting in his face screaming at him that he needs to exit the race. Feckless was attacking Wenstrup so “Mean Jean” didn’t have to and he wasn’t fooling anyone. Feckless received a stern rebuke from the crowd until he moved on to real issues.
For Feckless Fred it didn’t get much better the rest of the evening. For some reason he kept reminding us during every answer that he was a pilot and a had a law degree. And to each foreign policy question, he claimed he was conveniently in that portion of the world at a key time during that area’s turmoil – because he is a pilot, in case you forgot since the last time he informed you. For the last half of the debate, large groups of the audience were literally laughing out loud at Freddy with each new utterance that he’s a pilot, has a law degree, and happened to be present on the ground during every foreign crisis the world has ever seen.
Cheap Shot Fred hit a new low when he ridiculed Brad Wenstrup’s honorable service to his country. Feckless Fred tried to claim that he’s the only candidate who has spent his life serving his country, somehow forgetting that Wenstrup is a Lt. Col in the Army Reserves and served proudly in Iraq. The crowd was shocked to see such a sleazy man dismissing Wenstrup’s sacrifices in Iraq, and strongly rebuked him on the spot. Feckless Fred was acting just like his master, “Mean Jean” Schmidt, who herself has embarrassed Ohio with her disrespect to those who served their country.
Editor’s Note: None of this matters much, since the incumbent with high name ID will always win a race with more than one opponents, and “Mean Jean” doesn’t even have to face the voters, not as long as my Feckless Fishwrappers can publish last-minute hit pieces against her opponents and WLW Hate Radio Trash Talker Bill Cunningham can cover-up her lies.
Finally, in today’s Racial Healing Moment, Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane (finalists for the Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards during Black History Month, agree that February should be called “Half-Black History Month” in honor Obama.
In Federal Court, Clintonista Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley celebrated Black History Month by ordering all those “provisional ballots” favoring Disgruntled DemocRAT Tracie Hunter in her attempts to steal that 2010 Hamilton County Juvenile Court Election that Judge John Williams won fair and square.
Bluegrass Birthrights
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo our Kentucky born 16th President’s birthday is coming up on Sunday, and he’s waiting for the inevitable comparisons between the old rail-splitter and Obama by our Obama Supporters in the Press. So with a little help from Hurley the Historian, we present these similarities and contrasts:
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the same Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
10. Lincoln did not waste over-taxed payers’ money on personal enjoyments. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is a skinny lawyer
14. Lincoln saved the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
Amazing, isn’t it?
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