Sunday, February 5, 2012
The Blower’s Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was that whacky 2012 Republican Presidential Primary Rumble, where there are only 46 more states to go! In Las Vegas, Noted Nevada Political Reporter Keno Tadwell said Donald Trump would be making another one of his “surprise announcements” on Saturday, just to liven things up as caucus-goers decided who gets 24 more GOP delegates. Can you have a caucus in a casino? Another 24 delegates are up for grabs in Maine on Saturday, but voting there will go on between February 4-and 11.
OUR NUMBER TWO LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was while Obama cheerleaders in the main stream media were intentionally overlooking the grim facts, the unemployment rate isn’t dropping because of some tremendous surge in job creation. 243,000 new jobs helps, but not too much. The Bureau of Labor Statistics reports the shocking news that 1.2 MILLION WORKERS DROPPED OUT OF THE LABOR FORCE in January. Why is that important? Because these 1.2 million jobless people ARE NOT COUNTED IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE.
No wonder Newt Gingrich said, “Anemic growth is not growth. We need to make dramatic change to the tax code and draw back job-killing regulations. Millions of Americans have been waiting months, if not years for the economy to improve. I am proposing aggressive changes that will instantly make the United States a magnet for new businesses and allow entrepreneurs to create new products, services and jobs. Here in Nevada there is 13% unemployment and a tremendous opportunity in the energy sector – yet the Obama administration has most of the state’s natural resources bound up in red tape and regulation. I believe the economy will begin to recover the day Barack Obama is voted out of office.”
Want another amazing Obamanomics factoid? The labor force participation rate has dropped to a 30-year low of only 63.7%. That means 36.3% of adults who could . . . actually, should . . . be working and aren’t . . . don’t even get counted in the unemployment statistics. The folks at PMSNBC are orgasmic about the January Jobs Report. But that’s because they still have a job, at least for now.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE LOCAL STORY THIS WEEK was the new Whistleblower-Newswire Web Site. “It’s much more organized with lots of room to add new features,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane explained. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception and our new columnist writing about “The Return to Patronage County” even have their own pages. But the best part is, unlike The Fishwrap, it’s not all cluttered up with annoying advertising!
MONDAY in our Special “Obama-Reagan Comparisons” E-dition, The Blower reported how Liberals are now trying to win one FROM the Gipper, and showed the difference between The Flipper and the Gipper.
At this weekend’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were already asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about The Blower’s plans for next Sunday’s E-dition.
“That’s Super Bowl XLVI,” exclaimed Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy Furball, “there’s nothing in the world more important than that.
“Not so,” countered Hurley the Historian, “next Sunday on February 5 it’ll be Ronald Reagan’s Birthday Eve. Think about how all those other so-called Conservative publications and web pages will be exploiting The Gipper next week to increase their circulations and sell their crappy products.”
“How about combining the two,” Kane suggested, since just before the Super Bowl kickoff, a tribute to Reagan could be displayed on the giant scoreboard in Indianapolis. There ought to be a big enough audience for that.
TUESDAY in our Special “Early Voting” E-dition The Blower reminded you that Early Voting was beginning in Hamilton County, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Since Early Voting begins today, here’s our public service message: Vote early and often. —DemocRAT Vote Frauders
Speaking of voting, all that hype will finally end today when Sunshine State Republicans get to go to the polls to choose between Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich. —Noted Florida Political Columnist Manatee Tadwell
Please remind all those over-taxed Hamilton County residents their property taxes are due today, too. — Your Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Obama-loving Hamilton County Auditor (who has for the past 427 years been permitted to run unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street)
Please don’t tell all those early voters to vote against our humongous tax hike. —Forrest Gump School District
WEDNESDAY in our Special “Liberals’ Favorite Month” E-dition The Blower asked if you were feeling guilty yet, as we wished everybody a Happy Black History Month.
And we began this year’s politically correct coverage with the first of 687 profiles in our continuing racial-healing series about local Caucasian residents who just happen to be named “Black”:
Samuel P. Black grew up in Norwood. As an ordinary young white man, he dropped out of junior high at the age of 14 to go to work during the depression. He served without distinction as a PFC in WWII, came back home, married the girl next door, and rented a house in an all-white neighborhood in Bellevue, Kentucky.
Black raised three children, none of whom was ever arrested. He worked at night and on weekends at a pony keg to make ends meet.
After he retired, he became a crossing guard at the local elementary school. Sometimes he just sat on the porch and waved at cars.
“Sam was a good man,” said a neighbor who vaguely remembered him. “He always kept his yard real nice.”
Tomorrow’s Black History Month Racial Healing Profile: “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.
And our Quote for Today came from British-American financial journalist and author Peter Brimelow, who said, “The modern definition of a “racist” is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.”
THURSDAY, in our Annual “Groundhog Day” E-dition, The Blower was predicting 277 more days of class-envy politics, because every day is like Groundhog Day during the Obama Administration:
According to folklore and an almost endless amount of meaningless media hype, if celebrity groundhog Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow today, there’ll be six more weeks of winter. Hurley the Historian says on this date in 1887 the first Groundhog Day featured a rodent meteorologist predicting the weather at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Bill Vaughn’s: “The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.”
FRIDAY in our Special “Groundhog Predictions” E-dition, The Blower said the Groundhog looked just like Fat Pat Barry in a Groundhog suit, as we were all experiencing a Post Ground Hog Day Hangover.
Our Ornery Obama Observer knew that Ground Hog Day had come and gone, but with then only “276” more days until the 2012 Elections, he sure as hell felt like he was still living through the same malarkey over-and-over-and-over again.
Punxsutawney Phil made his prediction, and just like The Blower foretold in Tuesday’s E-dition, we’ll all have six more weeks of the same old hype—at least.
Meanwhile in Washington, Potomac Phil, a stuffed groundhog in his first prognostication ever, agreed with Punxsutawney Phil. Both predicted six more weeks of winter, and the Dead Groundhog predicted many more months of gridlock.
SATURDAY in our Annual “Ka-Ha-Rat Su-Per” E-dition, The Blower explained that it to placate the masses, you must offer them bread and circuses.
And we explained that olden rituals have lost their meaning. They just aren’t the same anymore, since they’re rooted hundreds, sometimes thousands of years in antiquity and they’re not really relevant to what’s happening today.
Reporting on Mideast violence from Israel this weekend, Noted Israeli Religious Reporter Yitzhak Tadwell said recently on a hill near Bethlehem, a shepherd watching his flocks by night tripped over a stone tablet. Biblical scholars labored long and hard to decipher the ancient Aramaic writing. But now they don’t want to tell us what it says.
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OBAMA 2012: This week in Washington, our DC Newsbreaker said the Obama Re-election Campaign at the White House had just launched its “2012 African-Americans for Obama,” as part of the administration’s Black History Month Celebrations.
REPUBLICANS IN 2012: One of the most useful links at the bottom of the new Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page is CNN’s GOP Delegate Counter showing which candidate has how many delegates. As you can see from the map, there’s still a long way to go.
- OUR LATE NIGHT JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “Donald Trump announced that he’s endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It was really nice. Trump was like, ‘There’s only one man with the brains, the skills, and the charisma to be president — but since I’m not running, you might as well vote for Mitt Romney.’ ” Then there was Conan O’Brien’s “After losing in Florida, Newt Gingrich is campaigning hard in Las Vegas. Gingrich says he loves Las Vegas because it has two of his favorite things: buffets and wedding chapels.”
- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says among Uncommitted Voters, Obama’s Job Approval is only 20%. So how do we get the other 80% to the polls on Election Day?
- MEDIA MENDACITY: On Newsbusters, Matt Hadro reports CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield asked how any Nevada Voter could “Connect” With Romney, even though her poll showed him ahead by 20 points. [READ MORE HERE]
READING THE TEA LEAVES: The Anderson Tea Party, Cincinnati East Tea Party, and Liberty Alliance of Cincinnati are jointly presenting a Candidates Night on Monday at the Miami Valley Christian Academy in Newtown. The agenda will provide for two separate presentations for Republican Candidates from both the U.S. Congressional District OH-02 and from Ohio’s 27th House District. The event will also celebrate Ronald Reagan’s 101st Birthday. Do you think anybody will ask That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Bought-and-paid-For Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt about that time she called Ronald Reagan’s supporters “Little Hitlers” at the 1984 Republican Convention?- OHIO RINO PARTY: This week, the State GOP chose to continue its arrogant selecting of candidates by offering full use of its resources and funding to its chosen candidates.
Kevin DeWhine’s Ohio State Central Committee voted to endorse all incumbent Republican candidates for reelection, over the objections of every Committee Member from Hamilton County. While most members are proud of their Congressman, the Hamilton County delegation preferred that party resources gathered to elect Republicans not be used to defeat and American Patriot and war hero.
- VOTER FRAUD: An excellence presentation on Local DemocRAT Voter Fraud can be found, but you’d really have to hunt for it. Last week, The Blower was with a really well-done presentation about “Cincinnati-Public-Schools-Votes-for-Ice-Cream-Scandal” we found buried along with a clever illustration on “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman’s web page. It’s really a shame so few people will ever see it. Because at press time, with a little more than a month until the March 6 Primary Elections, “TaxKiller’s” web page doesn’t appear to have been updated since January 28. Still, it seemed more current than the Anderson Township GOP’s web page. Russ’ Ranglers were still promoting their January 18 meeting.
- LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” No. 256 says to Define multiculturalism as a State-sanctioned grievance industry that stokes division and resentment, while always under the delusion that it is doing something positive called “celebrating diversity.”
- MORE FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERY: When the news was reported Clermont County Commissioner Archie Wilson had resigned, and there was all that speculation about the reasons, why didn’t our Feckless Fishwrappers tell their readers what they’d heard?
- HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY: This week, Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP was being castigated by somebody other than The Blower. This time it was for calling Disgruntled DemocRAT Traci Hunter “un-American,” just because she’s been tying up Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley’s Federal Courtroom still trying to steal that election from Judge John Williams won fair and square, WHICH prompted Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception to come up with this political portraiture suitable for framing.
- MORE POLITICS UNUSUAL: Another story that caught Artis’ eye this week was that when Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka and Judge Pat DeWhine teamed up to relocate the City Gospel Homeless Mission from Over-the-Rhine to Queensgate, much to the delight of Burka’s clients, and equally to the chagrin of Queensgate businesses. But as long at they aren’t moving those hobos into Section 8 Housing in the surrounding townships, all of us Soreheads in the Suburbs say, “Who gives a big rat’s ass!”
- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Who says the pansies and the ballerinas from Cincinnati’s once premiere School for the Creative and Performing Arts high school cannot participate in sports? Friday was a lesson on contact sports, as one teacher was kicked repeatedly by a student while another teacher was punched by one of da yoofs. Ghetto be as ghetto do!
- REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES: In Friday’s E-dition, Republicans for Higher Taxes reported that Bengals Owner Mike Brown donated $1,000 to State Rep-tile for Hire Peter Stautberg in his race against Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman. Today we note that Bungals attorney Stuart Dornette donated $500 to Stautberg. What is it about Stautberg that Mike Brown and company find so attractive? We can assume the Bungals don’t want Brinkman back in office because he opposed the Stadium Sales Tax Scam and spoke out against the corrupt Bungalhaus lease deal that gave away the store to the Bungals. What has Stautberg ever done to stop such terrible abuses of the overtaxed-payer?
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: This poem appears in his “Sentimental Poems of the Day,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
I just had a birthday.
Now I’m a golden oldie.
My body is all worn out.
And is getting kind of moldy.
- IN ANDERSON: The Anderson Chamber of Commerce prides itself on being non-political. That’s why Forrest Gump Schools Superintendent Dallas Jackson’s featured speech at Thursday’s monthly membership meeting was not meant to rally support for the Gumper’s Humongous School Tax Hike, so local property owners of $200,000 houses can pay $2,000 to support the greedy teachers and administrators. No wonder WLW Hate Radio’s Darryl Parks posted those same greedy teachers’ and administrators’ salaries and benefits on his blog.
- IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Our Clermont Crusader says, “Where’s Archie Wilson?” The Blower says, “Gentlemen, serve your summonses!”
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders dazzling and delightful e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now! This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court is filled with the finest of felons, but there’s but no mention of yet another devastating and humiliating defeat of one Eric ‘Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator’ Deters, this time in the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals where the Crazy One got laughed out of court by a three judge panel instead of just the usual one trial judge. Seems the 6th Circuit’s judges, whom Crazy says are more fair to him than esteemed US District Court Judges William Bertelsmann and Danny Reeves, agreed that the Robster did nothing wrong in the prosecution of NoKY’s (first) notorious sex-ed teacher, Nicole Howell, who should thank her lucky stars that she’s not reading this in prison.
- ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS LAWSUIT UPDATE: Ditto!
- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1994, white supremacist Byron De La Beckwith was convicted in the murder of African-American civil rights leader Medgar Evers 31 years earlier. Now that’s really something worthy of celebration during Black History Month.
- OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose anything by Ronald Reagan, since tomorrow’s big Number 101. If one of you Reaganites would like to submit a Top Ten List of Reagan Quotes, we’d certainly consider publishing it.
- THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Now that Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane has been certified as a “Community Producer” at Anderson Community Television, Political Insiders at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda were asking our Beloved Publisher who the first person was he planned to interview on his Cable TV interview program.
Do you think it’ll be somebody with something bad to say about Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien, just because he still hadn’t apologized for breaking the law, after the Ohio Division of Securities found him guilty of accepting illegal fees as an “Investment Advisor?”
- AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”: The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue. Speaking of which, the 2012 Elections are only “274” days away, the March Primary in Ohio is 30 days away, and the Bluegrass primary in May 22 is 107 days away.
Monday is Ronald Reagan’s Birthday and those Tea Party Patriots are holding that big GOP Primary Debate in Newtown. Will The Blower be there to cover it? You bet! As the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-State, our readers know to expect nothing less.
Tuesday we’ll be bringing you results of Monday night’s big GOP Primary Debate, even though the Tuesday E-dition will be published on Monday many hours before the debate begins.
Wednesday, Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus will explain why we’re continuing to ignore loser candidates like Ron Paul and Rick Santorum in our coverage of the 2012 Republican Primaries.
Thursday, we’ll be trying to compare if the number of dollars Obama’s raised for his Billion Dollar Re-election Campaign outnumber the number of lies he’s told.
The first line of Friday’s limerick will be: “If you forget St. Valentine’s Day.”
And Whistleblower Business Editor Merrill Forbes will explain how Fifth Third Bank was able to eke out a $1.2 Billion profit last year.
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