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FRIDAY, APRIL 27, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Trump Supporters are counting the hours, minutes, and seconds until another one of President Trump’s Big “Make America Great Again” Rallies in Michigan to upstage the Disingenuous DemocRAT White House Correspondents Association dinner in Washington for the second year on Saturday Night that he and his staff are boycotting to protest their dishonest media coverage.
Will The Blower be covering the event? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in America, our readers know to expect nothing less.
Tickets to the event are available on the president’s website here.
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —
Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
On October 17, 2017 a teacher/coach was accused and confessed to texting a female student and inviting her to his house to use his hot tub with only himself there, while his family was out of town. The texts were exchanged during school hours, using his personal cell phone. When the student balked at the idea, the teacher informed her to delete the texts. The student told her mom, who then told the principal. At 3pm that same day the teacher resigned. Was he texting other students? We will probably never know. Now let’s watch Channel 19’s Leftist report.
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
Here are two more questions about the library’s proposed tax hike:
1. Where the hell are those hypothetical $100,000 homes tax gougers always talk about?
2. Why would Hamilton County property owners want to pay as much for libraries as those in Cuyahoga and Franklin counties? — TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – Political experts believe a photo released by the White House on Thursday of a secret meeting between Mike Pompeo and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un may reveal clues about U.S. strategy to woe the plush dictator (below).
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PYONGYANG—Following a swift capture, arrest, and trial before an official tribunal, North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un was thrown into a remote labor camp for attempting to cross the border into South Korea, authorities from the totalitarian nation confirmed Friday. “Kim Jong-un is an enemy of the state and has…
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 462. There Are Now Only 920 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.