SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 07, 2020
TRUMP’S EIGHTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
NOT EXACTLY “MOURNING AGAIN IN AMERICA”When It Was Really “Morning In America” On Reagan’s Birthday!
Yesterday on February 6, Political Insiders at the Conservative Agenda were doing what they do every February 6—celebrating Ronald Reagan’s Birthday by recalling some of the things he said, like: “If fascism ever comes to America, it will come in the name of liberalism.” We just wish he were alive today to see how true that quote has become.
There He Goes Again
Remember the term “Reagan DemocRATS?” In the 1980s? It meant Conservative DemocRATS who were embarrassed by the failures of the Carter Administration and the Liberal largesse of folks like Teddy Kennedy and George McGovern.
Reagan DemocRATS, just like Ronald Reagan himself, were hard-working people who believed in the exceptionalism of America and understood that only they were the true guarantors of their success.
Nearly half a century has passed and the Liberal head lice that now infest the media, entertainment industry, and college campuses have, not surprisingly, twisted the term so that Reagan DemocRATS are now just uneducated hicks who don’t really know what is good for them.
These Loony Libs tell us that the current home of these poor, working-class boobs is in the remainder of the TEA Party movement, and among the Millions of “Deplorables” who went to the polls for Donald Trump on November 8. Guess what? Ronald Reagan (and now Trump) knew far more about the true spirit of the American people than the collective so-called intelligentsia who constantly belittle them.
And, as they always have and always will, these Reinvigorated Reagan Revolutionaries are turning away from the Third World-style pessimism still being foisted upon them by the Liberal Propaganda Media.
Speaking of “homes,” was it only The Blower that found something wrong with the Chicago home where the late President Ronald Reagan grew up being slated for demolition and potentially turned into a parking lot for Obama’s Presidential Library?
And if you think members of Romney Supporters Anonymous were depressed because Obama won re-election in 2012, try to remember that Real Reaganites have never gotten over Obama’s first election in 2008.
During any tough day at the office, our Ornery Obama Observer will think back to his hero Ronald Reagan’s joke line that he often used to fire up his critics, “They say hard work never killed anybody . . . but why risk it?”
And who could ever fairly forget the deep sense of optimism that Ronald Reagan possessed and readily shared with the American people. While not his own, he loved to tell this story, “Two children participated in a science experiment to study the effects of attitude. The pessimistic child cried and cried even though he was placed in a room full of brand new toys . . . because he said he knew the toys would eventually get old and break. Ah, but that optimistic boy. Despite being placed in a filthy stable, the scientists found him cheerfully throwing horse manure in every direction. Well, when the puzzled scientists asked the boy how he could possibly be so happy . . . he cheerfully exclaimed that, “With all this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!!!”
Despite the doom and gloom of Obama’s Legacy, Ronald Reagan’s spirit reminds us that, for America, well, there is always a pony in there somewhere, and all of us Reagan Revolutionaries who are really enjoying watching Donald Trump making America Great Again these days, the Election of Donald Trump tells us that anything is possible.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially RINOs.
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