MONDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2020
TRUMP’S 1403rd DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S VIRUS UPDATE
November 22, 2020
Vol. XII The Great Reset: the Art of Code-Breaking
My Dear Friends and Benefactors,
I have once again had the privilege of interviewing our Supreme Master, Comrade Soros. I related to him that some of our People’s Temple members were having difficulty understanding the goals of the United Nations’ “2030 Agenda for Sustainable Development.”
Comrade Soros, as usual, was only too happy to enlighten us as to how to decipher these goals, which are written in a certain code, and translate them into action. After all, he added, the 2030 Agenda is the foundation for The Great Reset!
Our interview follows:
Healthier Lives Matter (HLM): Comrade, some of our followers, while attempting to be diligent and well-informed, have confided in me that the language of the 2030 Agenda is hard to grasp. Would you be willing to give us an interpretation key?
Comrade Soros (CS): Of course, my incorrupt apprentice! In the interests of time, however (I have nations to destabilize, you know, and devalued assets to scoop up on the cheap!), let us lay down a set of principles and use them to decipher a few of the 17 Sustainable Development goals. Once these principles are understood, they can be applied to the rest of the goals – indeed, to the entire document!
HLM: That is an exciting plan!
CS: Let us begin, then.
Principle 1: We never say what we mean. Our true intent is always disguised with vague, even benevolent-sounding bureaucratic language that can be interpreted as we wish. This particularly applies to the word “sustainable.”
Principle 2: We always say the same thing several times, in different ways, to create the illusion of different points, when actually the same point is being reinforced.
Principle 3: We always appear to be addressing ourselves to all of humanity, when in fact we are addressing ourselves to … ourselves – our circle of wise oligarchs!
Principle 4: There are far too many people on this planet.
Principle 5: Always keep our bottom line in mind, the most important principle of all: we must control every aspect of life for everyone and everything on the planet, for our benefit!
Are you with me so far?
HLM: I am, Master! Our Brave New Utopia is beginning to come into focus!
CS: Splendid! Now, let us decipher a few of the 17 goals:
Goal 1: “End poverty in all its forms everywhere.”
Translation: Here we will apply Principle 4. Since there are too many people on this planet, we must dispose of the excess population. To achieve this, we have at our disposal such means as vaccines, the promotion of homosexuality, abortion and birth control, and wars. Thus, there will be no more poverty because we will have disposed of poor people! Hah-hah-hah-wheeze-snort!
Goal 2: “End hunger, achieve food security and improved nutrition and promote sustainable agriculture.”
Translation: This is Principle 1 at work. For example, who in their right mind thinks they can end hunger? But understanding what we mean by “achieving food security” unlocks that seeming absurdity. What is food security? It is the cultivation, protection and distribution of food to those who rule, in order to maintain their proper nutrition and health. And what is “sustainable” agriculture? It is growing enough food to feed our oligarchs as befits their exalted station, while the worker bees subsist on whatever we fail to consume. We must be properly sustained!
Goal 5: “Achieve gender equality and empower all women and girls.”
Translation: Once again, Principle 4, as well as Principle 3. The further we distance and distract women from their biological childbearing functions, the more successful we will be at reducing excess population.
Goal 12: “Ensure sustainable consumption and production patterns.”
Translation: Principle 2, applied, reveals this to be the same goal as Goal 2. Here the word “sustainable” applies to the worker bees rather than to we masters. There will only be enough food produced to support the approved number of worker bees, and the amount of food consumed by the bees will be rigidly controlled. Of course, worker bees’ food will certainly not be of the same quality as food produced for the masters! Hah! Hack-hack-snort-wheeze!
Goal 13: “Take urgent action to combat climate change and its impacts.”
Translation: The goal of the climate change initiative is to bring all of the world’s resources under our complete control (Principle 5), while restoring much of the planet to its original pristine state for the recreational use of us oligarchs. So, you see, this initiative goes hand-in-hand with Principle 4, population reduction.
HLM: I am humbly grateful, my Supreme Master, that you have removed the veil that obscures the real meaning of our plans! We will now be able to peruse Agenda 30 with new eyes!
CS: I am pleased that you are beginning to see the light. Speaking of light, I must close all the window curtains and retire before the sun comes up….until we meet again! Sig heil!
HLM: Sig heil!
My friends, I encourage you to apply these principles to the entire document, so that we have a clear understanding of the task ahead! Sig heil!
I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island