MONDAY, JULY 01, 2019
Trump’s 892nd Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
With All That Media Bashing From The Trumpster These Days, The Blower remembers when Our Twitterer-In-Chief Trump Won “Best President Ever” Award With This CNN Body Slam Tweet
HERE’S JUST SOME OF THE REACTION
Tucker: Media Howling Over ‘Violent’ Trump Vapid Posturing
IDIOTS REACT TO TRUMP’S WRESTLING TWEET
CNN Panelist Loses His Mind Over Trump Bodyslam Tweet – Viewer Discretion Advised
What Happened In Trump’s Real WWE Wrestling Match
Probably The Best Trump Poster You’ll See TodayTonight’s Ben Garrison Feature
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— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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Experts Agree Loser Of First D-RAT Debate Was AmericaSpare Empty Podium Expected To Win D-RAT Debates By Wide MarginTrump Enraged As Immigrant Child Asks Him For More GruelIn Emergency Bill, House D-RATS Vote To Send More Fake Tears To Address Border CrisisConflict Looms Between Unstable, Warmongering, Rogue Nation And IranJoe Biden Promises His Followers Eternal LifeModern-Day Good Samaritan Sees Injured Man On Side Of Road, Angrily Tweets About RepublicansD-RAT Candidates Announce Plan To Dangle Stacks Of Cash In Front Of Potential VotersBernie Sanders: ‘We Must Pay Off Student Debt To Stay True To Our Liberal Values Of Not Taking Personal Responsibility For Anything’Red Alert: Trump Just Punched The Konami Code Into His Phone To Grant Himself Infinite TermsReport: Internet Users Who Call For Attacking Other Countries Will Now Be Enlisted In The Military Automatically
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Now Here’s Tonight’s Fake News Fun From The Onion
Each year, the White House hosts an Independence Day celebration. To see what the Trump White House has planned, CLICK HERE.
Meanwhile, Don’t Forget
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because Mid-Term Elections were a National Election, a referendum on everything Trump has accomplished, and Congress, the Deep State, the Radical Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance their Radical Leftist Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Eighth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Was Day Number 893 And There Are Now Only 490 More Days Until Trump’s Re-Election Day on November 3, 2020.