Daily Archives: October 24, 2018

Special “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 24, 2018
Trump’s 642nd Day In Office

Comparing this year’s Trump Mid-Term Elections, to Trump’s 2016 Presidential Campaign with only 13 more days, if a year ago The Blower had been reporting “That Day’s News” for the previous year, wouldn’t that mean today The Blower had been reporting the current Top News for the past two freaking years?

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 25, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Tonight’s Really Big Story
The Blower Has Been Reporting “Today’s News” For At Least A Year

To See Just How Far Ahead Of The Curve The Blower Has Been, Check Out Some Of The Material In The Blower’s October 25, 2016 E-dition (HERE)

— TONIGHT’S TOP SIGHT-AND-SOUND BITE —
Hillary Caught Conspiring With Russia To Frame Trump!!


Tonight’s Breaking News You Sure In Hell Won’t See In The Fishwrap

93-Year-Old George H. W. Bush Apologized to Actress After She Now Claims He “Sexually Assaulted” Her Four Years Ago During a Photo Shoot (when He Was Only 89)

Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters From Today’s Toons

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

Kaepernick Makes Book Deal
SAN FRANCISCO, Ca. (World News Bureau) – After striking out with the NFL, Colin Kaepernick has reportedly signed a book deal worth over $1 million with Random House Imprint One.

Unconfirmed sources within the publishing industry claim the book will be titled ‘FUCK YOU AMERICA’ and feature a photo of the quarterback-turned-justice warrior kneeling on the flag.

Work on the book will get started after the publisher reportedly finds a ghostwriter who can help Kaepernick figure out what he was protesting.

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FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above The Law

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive… Continue Reading

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Russian Interference Had No Impact On Election, Reports Website Created 8 Minutes Ago

WASHINGTON—Stating conclusively that the meddling was “negligible at best,” TruthBeacon.org, an entirely new website created eight minutes ago, declared that Russian interference had no impact on the 2016 U.S. presidential election. “Experts have determined without a doubt that there is absolutely… (MORE)

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The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 280. There Are Now Only 1,104 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.