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FRIDAY, MARCH 9, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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Thursday Night, The Blower Wondered About Media Reaction To Trump’s Big Foreign Policy Win
They Became Unhinged
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —
Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
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“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Trump: Libby Shaaf Probably Getting Stoned With Jerry Brown
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – White House sources say President Trump remarked that Oakland Mayor Libby Shaaf “looked high” while watching her rebuke Attorney General Jeff Session’s condemnation of California’s sanctuary city policies.
“Good God, she (Shaaf) looks high. Probably getting stoned with Jerry Brown, don’t you think?” Trump reportedly commented while watching Fox News. An unidentified aide replied, “She always looks like that.”
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Should Adam Schiff Team Up With OJ To Find The Real Truth?
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Trump, Kim Jong Un To Become Accountability Partners
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Netflix Executive Unsure How To Tell Barack Obama His Series Idea Just ‘Fawlty Towers’
LOS GATOS, CA—Acknowledging that the former president’s enthusiasm for the project made it all the harder to come clean, Netflix chief content officer Ted Sarandos was reportedly unsure Friday how to tell Barack Obama his series idea was just Fawlty Towers. “Oh God, he clearly put so much work into the pitch, but I…TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 406. There Are Now Only 976 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
