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MONDAY, JANUARY 22, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Wisdom —
Let’s Compare
Nixon’s Missing 18 1/2 Minutes Of Tape
vs
#MuellerGate’s Five Months Of Missing Text Messages
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
TRUMP AD: DemocRATS Complicit In MURDER
FLECCAS TALKS: Delusional Women’s March Demonstrators Don’t Have A True Message
GOP WAR ROOM: “Ineffective,” “Silly,” “Impotent.” Women’s Marchers Have Low Praise For Congressional Dems
MARK DICE: It’s Not Supposed to Be Funny!
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Super Bowl Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Trump Trolls Schumer
TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERE
Experts: Government Shutdown May Cause Human Combustion
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TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE
Nonessential Government Employee Gets Back To Work
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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