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TUESDAY, DECEMBER 12, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

Wouldn’t it be funny if Roy Moore didn’t concede tonight’s election and we had a recount?

‘It’s not over’: Roy Moore not giving up after projected loss for Alabama Senate seat

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Wins Flawless Victory Against Reporters at Press Briefing Today

MARK DICE: CNN Proves They Are Completely Worthless

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —Trump Trolls NY Bomber

WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – President Trump responded on Tuesday to Port Authority bomber Alayed Ullah’s social media post that the President failed to protect the nation. Ullah reportedly posted the comment as he was on his way to bomb targets yet unknown.

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Mueller: A Man of the People

Here is a candid photograph of Robert Mueller, who is usually seen wearing stuffy suits and without a smile – this newly unearthed image shows that he is truly a man of the people.  He’s just out and about – a regular guy – going about his business in casual attire. Robert Swan Mueller III is an American lawyer and civil servant who was the sixth Director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation from 2001 to 2013. He is responsible for investigating crooked politicians without prejudice or bias and has been aggressively looking into the wrongdoings by a number of political players.

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HUNTSVILLE, AL—Scanning his mind for any minority groups he could have demonized more forcefully, Alabama Senate candidate and secret DemocRAT operative Roy Moore admitted Tuesday that he wasn’t sure what else he could have done to destroy the Republican Party’s reputation. “When Nancy [Pelosi]… Continue Reading

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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Fake News Posters —
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