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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap (Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

Tonight We’ve Been Working On A Complete List Of Hollywood Celebrities, Congressional Icons, And Overpaid Members Of The Media Elite Who Have Never Groped.
(So Far, We’ve Only Found Mike Pence)

— Today’s Top Trump Tweet Takedown—

—Today’s Top Trump Troll —

— Tonight’s North Korea Update —

Moore Accusers Have Ties to Drug Dealers, Washington Post

Libtard Media Get Egg On Their Face!

Captain KIRK Meets Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters

Liz Wheeler – Why Christians Support Donald Trump – DemocRATS Are Exact Opposite

— TONIGHT’S NEW BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
“Monday Night Football” Ratings Hit Season Low As Ravens Peck Texans

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

North Korea Threatens Trump

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Brown University to allow students to ‘self-identify’ as persons of color

Students may self identify gender, sexual preference, pronouns to be addressed by, and now, finally minority status. While this seems revolutionary, it’s been done.

The People’s Cube fact generators finders have identified the earliest progressive to self identify, one seafarer known only as Popeye who as early as 1929 identified as a gender neutral asexual starchy tuberous vegetable by stating “I yam what I yam…”

Comrades, next Tuesday. It’s almost here.

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Sea Level Rises Hundreds Of Feet Due To Sweat From Celebrities Waiting To Be Outed As Perverts

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Area Woman Quietly Satisfied To Have Concrete Evidence Backing Up Years-Long Hatred Of Matt Lauer

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