TODAY IS
FRIDAY, MAY 17, 2019
Trump’s 847th Day In Office
Have We Finally Figured It Out?

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Trump is still putting up with all that Fake News Bullshit that comes forth from the White House Press Corps.

This has been going on for several years,” Kane explained. “Just look at some of these old Tweets.”

Last year The Blower suggested closing the press room and issuing talking points at the same time those same talking points were available on the White House Web Page.

Maybe questions from the Fake News White House Press Corps should’ve been submitted and answered in writing. The Network News Liars could’ve made up their own answers, just like they’ve always done, and that way the rest of us could’ve seen how biased and stupid those questions really were.

But these days The White House is still suffering Daily Press Bashings from all those vile-and-disgusting Trump Haters in the Press, and last year President Trump even threatened to remove news networks’ press credentials over negative coverage, claiming recent negative comments about his presidency were “fake” news.

The Blower remembers all that Orchestrated Outrage when Trump’s infamous “Animals” comment was purposely taken out of context.

      “Do you think anybody will ever figure out that Trump would never do away with those Daily Press Bashings from all those Trump Haters In The Press,” Kane concluded, “especially since The Trumpster will be having all that fun bashing The FAKE NEWS MEDIA 24/7 and watching his poll numbers rise during the remaining 535 days until his re-election in 2020.”