TODAY IS
TUESDAY, MAY 16, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-FORTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL FOR REAL REPUBLICANS IN ALL-BLUE HAMILTON COUNTY

BECAUSE OUR ANGRY ANDERSONIAN ISN’T ANGRY TONIGHT, HE’S JUST SAD

All Day He Waited For An Update From The Anderson Apocalypse

Hoping Something Great Had Happened At Last Night’s Forest Hills School Board Meeting

Or That The East Side Republican Club Was Finally Showing Some Leadership

But May 02 Had Been Just Another “Dumbed-Down Voters” Day

And Now There Were Just 35 More Days To Pay His Jacked-Up School Taxes

And On Top Of That, Duke Energy Just Sent Him An E-Mail Advising Him “A BIG ADJUSTMENT WAS NEEDED TO HIS ACCOUNT”

So Maybe Our Angry Anderson Should Move To Clermont County
Where Our Crimson County Cronies Will Be Having A Real Republican Lincoln-Reagan Day Dinner Next Thursday

With A Featured Speaker Who Just Might Be The Trumpster’s Vice President In 2024