SUNDAY, MARCH 4, 2018

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Presidential Principles, especially after Disgraced Ex-President Obama claimed “We didn’t have a scandal that embarrassed us” during his administration.” No kidding! All those things during his eight years in office were only “mistakes.” How could Obama claim his administration was “scandal free?” Maybe it’s because like most politicians, his DNA does not include the “Shame Gene,” and maybe nobody ever showed him The Blower’s Special “Things That Make You Say WTF” E-dition published on Wednesday, January 4, 2017: 

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 4, 2017
Joseph Goebbels Would Really Be Proud

Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that video in The Blower’s “Monday Message” showing Obama’s White House Adviser Valerie Jarrett’s Big Fat Liberal Lie when she appeared on CNN’s “Fake News” Show on Sunday and tried to claim Obama hasn’t had a scandal and hadn’t done anything to embarrass himself during his eight years in office. No Kidding.  

Monday, Breitbart said Obama and his mouthpieces had embarked on a bizarre scheme to hypnotize America into forgetting the many scandals of his presidency. They seem to think that intoning “this administration hasn’t had a scandal” over and over again would make history disappear. It’s the lamest Jedi Mind Trick ever, and is being pushed on all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, CELEBRITY-OBSESSED, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.

Brietbart then provided a short list of the many scandals Team Obama thinks it can make America forget (“18 Major Scandals in Obama’s ‘Scandal-Free’ Presidency”) to be exact:

The Great “Stimulus” Heist

Operation Fast And Furious

Eric Holder Held In Contempt Of Congress 

Obamacare

Spying On Journalists

The IRS Scandal 

Iran Nuclear Deal And Ransom Payment:

Benghazi 

Hillary Clinton’s Secret Server 

The Pigford Scandal 

NSA Spying Scandal 

Bowe Bergdahl

Polluting The Colorado River 

The GSA Scandal 

The VA Death-List Scandal

Solyndra 

Secret Service Gone Wild

And Finally, Obama’s Shutdown theater during the great government shutdown crisis of 2013, doing everything he could to make American citizens feel maximum pain – from using “Barry-cades” to keep war veterans away from their memorials, to releasing illegal alien criminals from detention centers. It was an infuriating lesson for voters in how every dollar they get from government is a dollar that can be used against them, when they are impudent enough to demand spending restraint.

 No wonder on Tuesday, Judicial Watch President Obama Tom Fitton said Obama has a “scandal rap sheet longer than my arm,” and White House adviser Valerie Jarrett was “delusional” earlier this week with her claims to CNN that he has neither had a scandal or done anything to embarrass himself, because all of us Deplorables called “Bullshit” like the rest of that “Fake News” the Liberal Propaganda Media puts out.  

Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?”
Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 million right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
Bob: “No the other one:.
Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails, and everything else?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by executive order in order to bypass Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Bob: “No, the other one.”
Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Sadly, like all of the best jokes, this one is solidly grounded in truth.