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CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Veterans Medical Benefits

TODAY IS
SATURDAY, AUGUST 28, 2021
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED AND TWENTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND BIDEN* PREDICTS THERE’LL BE ANOTHER ATTACK ON U.S. FORCES IN 24-36 HOURS

WHILE TRUMP REMINDS US: “THIS WOULDN’T BE HAPPENING IF I WERE YOUR PRESIDENT“

At this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how everything went at yesterday afternoon’s appointment at the VA Clinic in Clermont County.

“It was great to see real people instead of having virtual appointments on the computer,” Kane explained. “And the VA staff seemed extra happy to have real patients, too, as long as everybody was wearing his mask.”

VA Doctors could check your weight with pallet-size roll-on scales, instead of taking your word for it as long as everybody was wearing his mask.

VA Nurses could use real blood pressure machines, the kind that squeezed your arm really hard, as long as everybody was wearing his mask.
VA Social Workers could observe your body language to see if you were telling the truth as long as everybody was wearing his mask.

And the nice VA ladies who always asked for the “last four” numbers of your Social Security Number were glad everybody was still wearing masks so they didn’t have to wear make-up.

Outside, American Flags were flying at half-staff for all of Joke Biden*s military victims in Afghanistan.

But inside, all of us veterans felt really welcome, especially when we saw that finally, after a mere 220 days, the first thing we saw when we walked through the automatic doors at the VA Clinic in Clermont County was a grinning photograph of the Worst President In History, next to Biden*s Bozo VA Director, whoever in hell he is.