SUNDAY, APRIL 9, 2017
More Politics Unusual
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN said around this time in 1933, FDR established the Civilian Conservation Corps (a federally funded organization that put thousands of Americans to work during the Great Depression on projects with environmental benefits), or as Obama would call it, “The good old days.”
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Oscar Wilde’s “Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.”
TWENTY-SIX YEARS AGO THat WEEK, when Edition #45 was published on April 9, 1991, Cincinnati City Councilman Nick Vehr was calling for “No Beating Zones” throughout the city, the School Board rejected the Teachers Union’s demands, Marty and Joe appeared in a public service announcement to combat impotence, and Trixie’s Bed ‘n Breakfast announced a new concept in Northern Kentucky Hospitality. To See the entire Edition #45, CLICK HERE
SECURITY MAINTAINED: that guy at Mar-a-Lago military briefing who some people say looks very much like a long-time Whistleblower Person Of Consequence has still not been identified, in spite of Susan Rice’s swearing she had outed every single important Trump Team Member.
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for to enjoy the warmer Spring weather, we found this special springy poem by our old friend Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, from his latest book, “Sleazy Sonnets for All Seasons,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“Spring is Here”
The clothes are getting skimpy
It’s time for a bikini wax
And a perfect time for friendly girls
To spend more time on their backs.
IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “LOSERS LEGACIES” Commissioner Swindle talks about CINCINNATI’S SWEETHEART KATHLEEN SEBELIUS, who resigned in disgrace as Obama’s Failed Pro-Abortion Secretary of Health and Human Service. This op-ed column first appeared in The Blower’s April 12, 2014 in our “Stamp of Approval” E-dition,
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters overall think the media’s going downhill, but Republicans are more convinced that the media would rather stir the pot than genuinely get to the root of the issues. A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 48% of Likely U.S. Voters think the media is more interested in creating controversies when it comes to covering President Trump and the new Congress.
THIS WEEK, OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER SAID LATE NIGHT COMEDIANS WERE STILL TAKING CHEAP SHOTS AT TRUMP, LIKE JIMMY FALLON’S: Donald Trump says he is skipping the White House Correspondents Dinner. Of course, New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie furious. Christie, as you know, has never skipped a dinner in his life.
JAMES CORDEN: Donald Trump has removed his good buddy and chief strategist Steve Bannon from the National Security Council. This is quite a humiliating move that has very much left Steve Bannon red-faced, although that is his complexion anyway.
JIMMY KIMMEL: Donald Trump’s positive performance mark is now down to 35 percent. Only about a third of Americans polled say they’re happy with his job performance. Sixty-six percent say they don’t think he’s level-headed. In his defense, how is his head supposed to stay level when his hair keeps trying to chase every squirrel?
SETH MEYERS: President Trump today met with the president of China at his Mar-a-Lago resort. And things got off to an awkward start when Trump said, “I thought you were really funny in the ‘Hangover’ movies.”
STEPHEN COLBERT: The fight continues over the confirmation of Supreme Court nominee Neil Gorsuch. And today, in the Senate, was a battle royal with cheese, because the Democrats took a stand. Democrats successfully filibustered President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch. Woo-hoo! They did it! Yeah! They did it! Democrats won! For about an hour.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says as he’s sure the public hasn’t heard all the news on that downtown dragging death case.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week’s Seediest Kid of All was “Me, Greg” Hartmann, an attention-starved Hyde Park second-grader who was never chosen for anything important, no matter how much he sucked up to everybody at school. [READ MORE HERE]
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #105 says you should invite all your Liberal friends to protest at a Tax Day Rally on Fountain Square, but that’s only if our Anti-Taxers remember to have a real rally on Tax Day this year.
GOING GALT means taking the John Galt Pledge. Let’s all say it together: “I swear by my life, and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says Raytheon, the company that makes the Tomahawk missiles used in the air strikes on Syria by the United States, was rising in early stock trading Friday. Investors seemed to be betting President Trump’s decision to retaliate against Syria after the chemical attack on Syrian citizens earlier this week may mean the Pentagon will need more Tomahawks. The Department of Defense asked for $2 billion over five years to buy 4,000 Tomahawks for the U.S. Navy in its fiscal 2017 budget last February.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others. That’s one reason why Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders is still popular with low-paid workers and students. He is going to make everything free – free health care, free college, free family leave, free day care, free this, free that.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
FINALLY AT TONIGHT’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, with our Dreaded Tax Day quickly approaching, Political Insiders were wondering when Republicans in Congress would ever be getting around to those Tax Cuts President Trump promised. But regardless of that, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane once again offered his three common-sense suggestions to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess:
No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.
Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free.
Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio’s Delusional Republican Governor John Kasich who sits around all day waiting for one of the Feckless Fishwrappers to call and asking him what we should do with Assad.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (APRIL 10) Friends of the Jews will be counting down till Passover begins at 8:10 PM.
TUESDAY (APRIL 11) will be our “Tax Scofflaw Update” E-dition and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will probably feature some of the most creative excuses you’ve ever seen.
WEDNESDAY (APRIL 12), we’ll be checking with people who’ve had their taxes done so they can find out how much of their hard-earned money will be confiscated by the IRS on April 18 so our Crooks in Congress can keep pissing it away.
THURSDAY (APRIL 13) we’ll be checking to see how all those Addled Andersonians are making out with our suggested detours after the entire Township was closed on Monday so paving could begin on the World’s Most Expensive Left Turn Lane at Beechmont and Five Mile, and our Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers will tell us what they think of all that.
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (APRIL 14 LIMERICK IS “The Best Part about Tax Freedom Day.”
AND SATURDAY (APRIL 15) we’ll be Remembering 2013’s Boston Bombing” when terror officially returned to America during The Age of Obama!
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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