— Special “Trump Special Announcement At Mar-A-Lago on November 15” E-dition —

Tonight It’s The Top Ten Things The Trumpster Needs To Win The 2024 Election in Only 721 More Days
10. A VICE PRESIDENT WHO WON’T STAB HIM IN THE BACK
09. A CRUSADE INSTEAD OF A CAMPAIGN
08. TERM LIMITS FOR CONGRESS
07. IF THEY’RE WOKE MAKE ‘EM GO BROKE
06. FRIDAY NIGHT RALLIES
05. SAME DAY VOTING WITH VOTER ID, PAPER BALLOTS, AND ALL VOTES COUNTED ON ELECTION NIGHT
04. A BIGGER WAVE
03. The WHISTLEBLOWER-NEWSWIRE’S ENDORSEMENT
02. NO CHEATING
AND THE NUMBER ONE THING THE TRUMPSTER NEEDS TO WITH THE 2024 ELECTION IN ONLY 721 MORE DAYS IS… MORE MEMES.