TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 06, 2021
TRUMP’S 1447th DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S HOW A FEW TRUMP SUPPORTERS MIGHT BE FEELING TONIGHT
They Were Rioting Today Like It Was 1776
Today at the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane was telling Political Insiders to make sure to watch Patriotic Presidential Pundits appearing on The Blower’s Political Panel Program like Founding Fathers John Adams, Ben Franklin, and Thomas Jefferson for their deep thoughts on today’s Chaos at the Capitol.
“Did anybody see Joke Biden’s so-called ‘Presidential Acceptance Speech,’ where the certifiable president-elect supposedly called for the unity of Trump supporters,” asked John Adams, who was moderating this evening’s program.
“I remember four years ago when President Trump also called for unity,” replied Thomas Jefferson. “And don’t forget how Congressional members of Biden’s D-RAT Party responded to Trump’s call for unity by boycotting Trump’s inauguration.”
“I remember how Biden and his D-RAT Party blamed President Trump over a pandemic that he had nothing to do with, and how they encouraged rioting and looting of the United States of America,” added Ben Franklin.
“I remember how Obama, Biden, and their D-RAT party cheated and used the FBI to spy on President Trump’s campaign, not to mention how Crooked Hillary paid for a fake Russian dossier to try and impeach the duly elected president,” Adams said.
“I remember how Biden’s speaker of the house ripped up President Trump’s State of the Union speech on National TV,” Jefferson added, “kind of like what Trump’s disloyal Vice President Mike Pence did to the Constitution this morning when he went back on his word to give Republicans their day in Congress to present all of their D-RAT Fraudulent Voter Evidence.”
“Don’t forget how the D-RATS and Their Corrupt Party tried to impeach President Trump over a Ukraine phone call,” Franklin said. “They accused Trump of “Pay to Play, but we came to find out, it was really Biden and his son Hunter.”
“No wonder Dishonest D-RATS, Mendacious Media, Big Tech, and The Deep State were able to rig the 2020 presidential election for Joke Biden,” Adams concluded. “Biden and his D-RAT Party used the media to spread lie after lie about President Trump.”
“Sure, not a single soul has ever been held to account for rigging the 2016 election for Crooked Hillary and all of the D-RAT’S Criminalities for the past four years,” Jefferson added. “That’s why it was so easy to steal the election from President Trump.”
“But what do you want to bet, D-RATS will suddenly want to criminalize so-called ‘Peaceful Protests,’ as long as it’s Republicans exercising their First Amendment Rights,” was our Political Pundit’s unanimous conclusion.
Many Trump supporters will NOT be unifying with Joke Biden and his D-RAT Party. As Patrick Nugent said in today’s letter to Biden on Facebook, “They believe their abject criminal dishonesty is treasonous, and they belong in prison along with the rest of the Swamp.”
TONIGHT’S MOMENT WITH BEN GARRISON
This cartoon captures a moment in time- subject to change
I expected the Georgia Republican candidates to win their Senate seats, so drew a cartoon that illustrated the event. Then Warnock started pulling away. I made a last-minute adjustment that would still make the cartoon work. Then Ossoff started pulling ahead, too. Darn it! At midnight I began drawing a brand new cartoon and you see that here.
–Ben Garrison
