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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
TRUMP’S “FAKE NEWS AWARDS” SCHEDULED ON MONDAY
“It Will Be Hard To Give Out Fake News Awards If You Aren’t There” Sarah Sanders Slams Reporter
CNN Turns to Pot
Kim Jong-un New Year’s Message
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet — 
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY WTF!
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Baltimore Ravens Finally Admit Kneeling Protests Hurt Their Attendance
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Liberal Activists Encourage Citizens To Call Their Late-Night Hosts And Urge Them To Oppose Tax Plan
WASHINGTON—Saying it was time for people to pick up their phones and let themselves be heard, liberal activist Adam Kramer encouraged citizens Friday to call their late-night hosts and urge them to oppose the new GOP tax plan. “Okay, everyone, start dialing and let your talk show hosts know they…Continue Reading
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #32 Published On January 8, 1991)
You Can See That Entire Edition HERE
— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 350. There Are Now Only 1,034 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
