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Official “Backstabber Voting” E-dition

THIS E-DITION FROM THE ARCHIVES IS

FOR FRIDAY, MARCH 15, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-FIFTIETH DAY CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE

AND HERE’S TODAY’S MOST CHERISHED MEMORY

Persons Of Consequence And Facebook Friends Already Know How Sensitive And Sentimental Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Is, Sharing His Most Cherished Moments And Memories Daily On Our Facebook Page. See What Our Old Sweet, Softie, Satirist Has Shared Today.

THAT DAY WAS
MONDAY, MARCH 15, 2021
TRUMP’S FIFTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HOW MANY BACKSTABBERS DID TRUMP HAVE ANYWAY?


MARCH 16 BACKSTABBER VOTING

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         The Blower’s friends at Backstabbers.com define “Backstabbing” as attacking someone unfairly, especially in an underhanded, deceitful manner. Backstabbing was first mentioned in the historical literature about Julius Caesar and Brutus – a conflict that was memorialized by William Shakespeare with his notable quote “Beware the Ides of March….” Since that first documented backstabbing the act has been perfected as an art form. Most of us know of at least one Backstabber and some of us are unlucky enough to have to deal with many of them daily. (Bosses, “Best Friends,” Spouses, Boyfriends, Girlfriends, or even Gayfriends.)  Today we find ourselves surrounded by public backstabbers in Politics. That’s why we all needed to nominate all those Backstabbing Bastards for The Whistleblower’s Annual Backstabber Awards which we’ll announce tonight at the Backstabbers Ball on Backstabbers Day (The Ides of March).

image005HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says Benedict Arnold was a very promising colonial general during the American Revolution. Much to his displeasure, however, he was passed over for promotion by the Continental Congress in 1777 despite a sterling record and an honorably wounded leg. When he was given command of West Point in 1780, Arnold finalized his plans to not only defect but also surrender his fortress to the British for the price of £20,000. Benedict Arnold was the original American Backstabber.

Then there’s the well-known story of Judas Iscariot, one of the earliest and least popular accountants of all time, teaching us that even the nicest of guys have to watch their backs. And sides.

image009Until January 20, 2009, in America. TJanuary 20, 2009 in America. That’s when Obama became our Backstabber-in-Chief. Was Obama really a backstabber? Just ask the Trumpster and any of America’s allies. We’re still learning more about Obama’s crimes every day. He’ll still be stabbing the entire United States of America in the back every day he’s not in jail. Joke Biden*, now America’s “Illegitimate Resident,” is proving he’s no slouch as a Backstabber

Joke Biden*, who lied and cheated to become  America’s Illegitimate “Resident,” is proving he’s no slouch as a Backstabber, too.

image005TODAY’S TONGUE TWISTER: “How many stabs could a backstabber stab if a backstabber could stab backs?” tongue twister?

image005And have you ever noticed how we’ve all become more familiar with the term “thrown under the bus” since Barack Hussein Obama became our President?image010

image005BACKSTABBING PRESIDENT TRUMP became a national sport during the 2016 Campaign and continues until this very day.

image005IN ANDESON, In Anderson, Treasured Township Trustee Emeritus Andrew S. Pappas has a group he’d like to nominate for “Backstabbers of the Year” as over-taxed payers in the Forrest Gump School District are now faced with a hideous “Tax Levy” on May 2 that had been unanimously approved by all four of the supposedly Conservative School Board Members who’d caved into their Leftist in Residence that sometimes chooses to dishonor the American flag during the Pledge of Allegiance.

image005BLUEGRASS BACKSTABBERS: Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders says, unfortunately, political backstabbing isn’t even a misdemeanor. “It’s a good thing,” said Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl. “Our place wouldn’t be big enough to hold them all.”

Our Catholic Comedian says, “This Lent, I’m giving up making up jokes about what I’m giving up for Lent.”

And our Good Friend Bobby Leach wonders if it’s only a coincidence that BB&BJ Day on March 20 comes during Women’s History Month.

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image005FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all those Backstabber nominations The Blower’s been receiving, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “God must really like Backstabbers because he made so many of them.”  

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image018PLAGIARISM COUNT: Unattributed material was pilfered from only one website for the production of today’s Blower. (This time we only plagiarized ourselves!)image003

BACKSTABBER BALLOTS HOTLINE
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Some backstabbing items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally backstabbing subscribers, but we could always use more.

image003Whistleblower Women’s History Month Videos 
NXT Women’s Champion Paige celebrates Women’s History Month

A Sketch for the Women – SNL

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