TODAY IS
TUESDAY, JANUARY 10, 2023
TRUMP’S SEVEN HUNDRED-AND-TWENTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS “TAXKILLER TOM” BRINKMAN NEEDS TO DO AS THE NEW LEADER OF THE HAMILTON COUNTY GOP IS TO UPDATE THE WEBPAGE.
Which Left More Shrimp For The Rest Of Us
Thursday afternoon, The Blower e-mailed Persons of Consequence on The Official Whistleblower Subscribers List to let them know why their invitations had not yet arrived.
That surely put a damper on The Blower’s Double Secret Surprise Birthday Party Celebration for our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, and that fake Twitter message from a Radical D-RAT hacker announcing the event had been canceled also kept some of the people away.
The result was: the number of local celebrities who actually showed up for the party, after the after-party, of the birthday party, was a lot fewer than we’d expected. Thankfully, Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception was on hand to show us who actually put in an appearance.
FORMER CINCINNATI MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY, who had claimed he would never would’ve allow a party like this to take place on his watch when he found out no Illegal Immigrants had been invited, actually attended.
SEMPER SI LEIS, who said “I’d really still rather be swimming naked at the Cincinnati Athletic Club,” actually attended.
ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS, who still hadn’t gotten over the results of his frivolous lawsuit against The Blower but still expects us to endorse him for Bluegrass Governor, attended the party.
FORMER DETROIT POLICE CHIEF JAMES CRAIG, who said, “I didn’t get a secret payoff from Cranley like Chief Blackwell did,” actually attended.
FOXY ROXY QUALLS, who said, “With everybody jumping into the Mayor’s Race against Cranley last time, maybe I should’ve, too,” actually attended.
OHIO SUPREME COURT JUDGE “JAYWALKING JOE” DETERS, who said, “My Tux is at the cleaners,” actually attended.
“MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT, who said, “Please don’t ask about my membership in the ‘Gang of 22’ “, actually attended.
LAURE “NOT SO CLEANLIVIN”, who said, “I’m sure the guys at The Blower would be supporting my efforts to return to Cincinnati City Clown-cil, just like they’ve always done in the past,” actually attended.
AND OUR GOOD FRIEND KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who said, “Please don’t ask if I’m guilty of sexual harassment because of what I’m doing with my right hand,” actually attended.
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