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TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 2018

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Here’s Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Scoop —

In last night’s “Monday Message” E-dition, we found out what would happen all of The Blower’s satirical web sites ran out of material and had to use actual news stories from the mainstream media.

Today, every Conservative news site on the internet (but none of the Liberal ones) could hardly wait to jump all over that story about how Doofus DemocRAT Congressman Schiff-For-Brains (the ranking DemocRAT on the House Intelligence Committee) was stupid enough to fall for a prank phone call by Russian comedians who offered to give him “compromising” dirt on Donald Trump – including nude photos of the president and a Russian reality show star.

HERE WERE SOME OF THE STORIES

So If Schiff-for-Brains is the “Ranking” House DemocRAT, we’d hate to see how stupid all of those un-ranked ones are.

 Here Was The Best News Coverage

Russian Comedians Prank Phone Call US Representative Adam Schiff-For-Brains 

But what’s the big deal about getting naked pictures of Trump?

You can have all the naked pictures of Trump you want. We’d rather have a few of Melania.

And What About All Those Naked Trump Statues in NYC?

Today, Donald Trump Jr. reacted to a tweet trolling Schiff using the hashtag #FullOfSchiff, “The irony and hypocrisy of this can’t be understated. #FullOfShiff

The Blower now wonders how soon we’ll see a tweet calling out Schiff-For-Brains from The Trumpster?

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