FRIDAY, DECEMBER 2, 2016
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
MEET “MAD DOG” MATTIS
HE’LL BE THE GREATEST SEC DEF EVER
HE IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT
LIBERALS WILL NEVER GET OVER HIM
HIS CALL SIGN WAS “CHAOS”
AND THINK OF ALL THOSE COLORFUL QUOTES
BUT BEST OF ALL, TRUMP SAYS, “HE’S THE CLOSEST THING TO GEN. GEORGE PATTON THAT WE HAVE AND IT’S ABOUT TIME.”
TRUMP, YOU PICKED A MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
NOW LET’S SEE WHAT’S ON CFK-TV TONIGHT
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the Conservative Agenda is now working with the various parts of the Trump transition team selecting fellow conservative patriots who are willing to go to Washington to help our new President return to over-taxed payers the power taken from them in recent years by the Leftists.
TODAY’S EARLIER EDITIONS
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” (Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990)
Is There Help For The Old GOP?
“Liberal Christmas Gifts” (What To Give That Person Who’s Just Lost Everything)
“Guns For Everybody” (Good Advice In Obama’s America These Days)
Fast Forward to 2017
And that’s the way it was today on the 49th Day until January 20, 2017 when the Next President can only begin to Undo all the damage Obama has done to America.
*1,068 Until “Dee-Day” If You Live In Anderson Township
More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom