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WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 10, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
TONIGHT’S REALLY BIG STORY
Psychiatrist Who Questioned Trump’s Mental Health May Not Have A License To Practice
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet — 
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT — 
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Poll: 33% Of NFL Fans ‘Purposely Stopped Watching’ This Season 
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) – President Trump took to social media this morning (below) to comment on Robert de Niro and Meryl Streep after de Niro went on a rambling, profanity-laced diatribe about the President while presenting Streep with an award at last night’s National Board of Review Annual Awards Gala in New York.
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AntiTrump Professor: Physically Constrain Trump And Evaluate
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‘There Are More Than Two Genders,’ Tortured Employee Forced To Say In Darkened Room At Google 
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Dazed Mike Pence Wakes Up 15 Miles Outside D.C. After Asking God To Deliver Him From Evil
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Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #32 Published On January 8, 1991)
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 357. There Are Now Only 1,027 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
